Shooting my shot(sort of) with an old crush. Wish me luck🤞

My bun hurts.

Fun fact: Forgot my Bluetooth headset today so I will be spending my entire shift slacking off here instead of YouTube.

Dear YouTube: Dufuk is this shit?

For any American health care workers who happen to see this, take a moment to watch. youtube.com/shorts/K6HOJ...

Things are pretty terrible right now so here's one of my musings to break up your doom feed. Did Desperate Housewives the tv show inspire the "Real Housewives" franchise(s) or am I remembering wrong? Here's a picture of my Mom's dog, to make you smile.

Ok look. I know it's not the point and there are a lot of other, more important things to mention, but I'm kinda getting sick of pundits and commentators etc, continuously referring to the ICE agents as 'untrained' like that even fucking matters!!! This was always the plan. This is Project 2025!!

I'm starting a petition to force smartphone makers to add back the mute button like my old BlackBerry had so I can mute commercials on YouTube and whatnot.

Ok. So here's my idea. Now, I'm not American so take this as you will, but I think every Democrat member of Congress should go to Minnesota and join the protests. Do more than just, finger-wag and make outraged soundbites.

Ruin a first date: My Dad insisted on coming. Your ok to pay for him too, right?

Croutons are a scam!!!

I've been planning a trip with 2 friends for mid-February and so far, I have learned that I should travel alone next time 🙄

Thinking about the time my ex fat-shamed me for "ruining" his chair by sitting it it too much. Of course, it couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that I spent hours in it, sitting playing video games with him, cuz that was pretty much the only thing he willingly did for fun.

To the guy who followed then unfollowed me last week, wtf? I was 'bout to follow you back.

Anyone else surprised that people haven't started "reasonable self-defense-ing" back yet?

Can we all just agree to leave the finger tapping thing influencers do in 2025 please?

His name is Jonathan Ross. Spread the word.

The gap in my resume is Microsoft Office refusing to let me readjust the spacing between my paragraphs. I even turned off the wrap text and deleted the table.

I've been planning a girls trip with two of my oldest friends. I booked the hotel and I was planning on renting us a car for the trip. One of the two ladies insisted I wait because she wanted to ask her husband if she could use their sedan?

Y'all. I didn't get a single happy new year text. It's a miracle.

Anyone else taking it personally when someone wishes you a happy new year? Cuz it really isn't, is it🫤 ...Just me? Alright then.

The next person who wishes me a happy new year is getting a stern grimace and snide reply🤨. Not playing that game this year.

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. Wine New Car Marriage Cool, if true.

You just opened a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it? Scotty's (obviously😏)

Hey Microsoft. Nobody wants your damn copilot. Just in case no one told you yet.

My new least favourite trend is when people replace the first part of a word with 'meow' to make it a cat talking.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Signed up for a dating site which I now believe is a scam but I paid for the 3 months so I'm loathed to delete my account. I'm definitely nailing this adulting at life thing👍

I mean, we are already not visiting so, meh(the article itself might be behind a paywall but you get the jist). Cost of visiting US national parks to more than triple for Canadians | National Post share.google/K91rnUXWdx5T...

Does anyone else ever have those moments when you really wish you hadn't lived long enough to see this?

Hey. So. I know there are a lot of other things going on but, has anyone checked on the nearly 300 other people illegally deported to El Salvador to rot in CECOT?

I've been living under a rock. Is tiktok still a thing?

Y'all. It's my Thursday and I think I'm done all my work for this week🤔 Don't want to jinx it though so, maybe not. I'll report back when I know for sure.

Gave in to the loneliness the other night and signed up for a dating site I haven't tried. So far, the only people interested are in another country or on another continent. So, feeling great about my prospects 🤨

I just.... all I want to know is, that sometimes, every now and then, for a few minutes, you allow yourself to wish for me like I wish for you.

Which came first? Bun the bread, or bun the hairdo? 🤔

Dinner. Probably the most boring possibility. I'll try again in December 🫤

Having cauliflower crust pizza for dinner cuz I like to live dangerously.

This year, I'll be celebrating Halloween in the traditional way; eating take out, at home, alone, in my pajamas, while judging and begrudging every firework I hear and periodically peaking out my window to see if it's over yet.

I want a robot vacuum so I can put googly eyes on it.

I don't have any emo friends left. Can someone remember if we are supposed to hate Hedley?

May have accidentally doubled up on my antihistamine, so, let's see how this goes😉

Unpopular opinion: I like his version better. youtu.be/_QYRuptS8LE?...

For the next #nokings protest, everyone needs to be dressed as frogs.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Messaging apps are so helpful. They show you when someone has read your message and if they are online so you know exactly when they are choosing to ignore you.

Explain this one to me. In order to sign in to my work email on a desktop, I have to use two-factor authentication, plus the pin for the work issued phone to prove my two-factor authentication is legit. In order to sign in to my work email on my work issued phone, I tap on the app. That's it.

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