I genuinely believe all of the worlds problems can be solved by increasing funding to education. Period.

I have a question for the people who can be comfortable in jeans for extended periods. What the hell?!?!

I love having free will so I can choose to not answer the phone for a number I don't recognize.

I'm ashamed to admit, I am sitting down to watch Jean-Claude Van Damme's Street Fighter for the first time. No spoilers. I'm less than 10 minutes in and I can already tell this is going to suck in the best possible way😂😂😂

Them: How're you? Me:

(going dark for a sec) When I was in highschool, I was sexually assaulted, because of course I was. In the days and weeks that followed, I was struck, not only by the impact of the incident itself, but the way people around me reacted.

Anyone know a really bad place to meet singles? I'm trying to justify why I'm still single by reminding myself how bad it is out there.

If your April Fool's joke involves getting my hopes up then dashing them, fuck you. We're done. That's all.

How early is too early to go to bed?

I have a terrible sinking feeling that it's not gonna get better before it's too late.

Question for the waitresses/waiters/food servers out there: be honest. When you get THAT customer, do you actually ask the chef or do you just step out of site and doom scroll for a minute before coming back and saying no?

You ever get insecure about friends you've literally had and loved for decades to the point where they are basically family? Like, if my friend doesn't text me back for a couple days I start to think I've done something to hurt her or something, even though I know I haven't? ......Just me?

Feeling like my life is over cuz I'm definitely in perimenopause. How's all your days going?

Lately I've been watching The West Wing.

Well, I almost had a date 🫤

Having a peri+menopausal night sleep on an weekend away with my girls and I'm sharing a bed 🤨 This is not good

Ok. So here's the plan. John Stewart runs for president with the kick ass-est of running mates. He wins, then steps down immediately because he knows that he has no business running a cournty, paving the way for his kick ass running mates to take over and fix everything.

Hoping the cat distribution system finds me at some point.🤞

Finally signed up for LinkedIn and I'm realizing it's just Facebook but for businesses. I hate it already.

While everyone is freaking out over Bad Bunny, can we take a moment to appreciate the absolute MASTERPIECE that was Green Day's set?! I only wish they had been allowed to go longer. @greenday.bsky.social

What the fuck is this crap?!?!

This rivals Bruce Springsteen's latest in my humble opinion. Hyping @ChelseaGoddss on YouTube because she is an incredible and fearless activist. youtube.com/shorts/ttJlQ...

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

Only wish it was longer 😅 youtube.com/shorts/JG9Qr...

I just wanna go on record that I was absolutely planning on shooting my shot but I can't even get him to respond to a basic message. 🤨 (This is mostly me trying to convince myself 😏)

Where's a good place to meet people? Please don't say dating apps. They genuinely make me want to vomit at this point.

Feeling like I was left out of a big part of the human experience🫤

Need to be vulnerable for a second internet so be nice. No matter how successful or confident I am, I always have that little voice in the back of my head that reminds me that I'm single because I'm not worth the try or the effort; I'm more trouble than I'm worth.

Anyone else feel like they've lost their window?

Pretty sure nothing's gonna happen with my old crush so.... yeah 🫤.

Shooting my shot(sort of) with an old crush. Wish me luck🤞

My bun hurts.

Fun fact: Forgot my Bluetooth headset today so I will be spending my entire shift slacking off here instead of YouTube.

Dear YouTube: Dufuk is this shit?

For any American health care workers who happen to see this, take a moment to watch. youtube.com/shorts/K6HOJ...

Things are pretty terrible right now so here's one of my musings to break up your doom feed. Did Desperate Housewives the tv show inspire the "Real Housewives" franchise(s) or am I remembering wrong? Here's a picture of my Mom's dog, to make you smile.

Ok look. I know it's not the point and there are a lot of other, more important things to mention, but I'm kinda getting sick of pundits and commentators etc, continuously referring to the ICE agents as 'untrained' like that even fucking matters!!! This was always the plan. This is Project 2025!!

I'm starting a petition to force smartphone makers to add back the mute button like my old BlackBerry had so I can mute commercials on YouTube and whatnot.

Ok. So here's my idea. Now, I'm not American so take this as you will, but I think every Democrat member of Congress should go to Minnesota and join the protests. Do more than just, finger-wag and make outraged soundbites.

Ruin a first date: My Dad insisted on coming. Your ok to pay for him too, right?

Croutons are a scam!!!

I've been planning a trip with 2 friends for mid-February and so far, I have learned that I should travel alone next time 🙄

Thinking about the time my ex fat-shamed me for "ruining" his chair by sitting it it too much. Of course, it couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that I spent hours in it, sitting playing video games with him, cuz that was pretty much the only thing he willingly did for fun.

To the guy who followed then unfollowed me last week, wtf? I was 'bout to follow you back.

Anyone else surprised that people haven't started "reasonable self-defense-ing" back yet?

Can we all just agree to leave the finger tapping thing influencers do in 2025 please?

His name is Jonathan Ross. Spread the word.

The gap in my resume is Microsoft Office refusing to let me readjust the spacing between my paragraphs. I even turned off the wrap text and deleted the table.

I've been planning a girls trip with two of my oldest friends. I booked the hotel and I was planning on renting us a car for the trip. One of the two ladies insisted I wait because she wanted to ask her husband if she could use their sedan?

Y'all. I didn't get a single happy new year text. It's a miracle.