Hey. So. I know there are a lot of other things going on but, has anyone checked on the nearly 300 other people illegally deported to El Salvador to rot in CECOT?

I've been living under a rock. Is tiktok still a thing?

Y'all. It's my Thursday and I think I'm done all my work for this week🤔 Don't want to jinx it though so, maybe not. I'll report back when I know for sure.

Gave in to the loneliness the other night and signed up for a dating site I haven't tried. So far, the only people interested are in another country or on another continent. So, feeling great about my prospects 🤨

I just.... all I want to know is, that sometimes, every now and then, for a few minutes, you allow yourself to wish for me like I wish for you.

Which came first? Bun the bread, or bun the hairdo? 🤔

Dinner. Probably the most boring possibility. I'll try again in December 🫤

Having cauliflower crust pizza for dinner cuz I like to live dangerously.

This year, I'll be celebrating Halloween in the traditional way; eating take out, at home, alone, in my pajamas, while judging and begrudging every firework I hear and periodically peaking out my window to see if it's over yet.

I want a robot vacuum so I can put googly eyes on it.

I don't have any emo friends left. Can someone remember if we are supposed to hate Hedley?

May have accidentally doubled up on my antihistamine, so, let's see how this goes😉

Unpopular opinion: I like his version better. youtu.be/_QYRuptS8LE?...

For the next #nokings protest, everyone needs to be dressed as frogs.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Messaging apps are so helpful. They show you when someone has read your message and if they are online so you know exactly when they are choosing to ignore you.

Explain this one to me. In order to sign in to my work email on a desktop, I have to use two-factor authentication, plus the pin for the work issued phone to prove my two-factor authentication is legit. In order to sign in to my work email on my work issued phone, I tap on the app. That's it.

OnlyFans?

Call on Me by Eric Prydz coming on during one of my meltdowns would fix me. youtube.com/shorts/f8yAJ...

It's so lovely to see how happy and successful all my old classmates are 🤨

That feeling you get when you buy toilet paper after running out of toilet paper.

So, they found evidence of life on Mars Y'all!

Let's all start asking about the Epstein files again.

I'm don't do third wheel so, I'm taking applications for a new sad bitter spinster friend to join me on self pity trips. I wanna do some traveling and my last one went and found love😏 Rude😏 Any takers?

I'm gonna focus on the school shooting in Colorado.

I have a dream. I dream that someday, we will be able to buy a new phone that fits in our old phone case.

I want to take myself on a birthday trip next year. Do I own the fact that I am painfully single and go alone, or ask a friend to be my pity-companion and go with me?

How early is too early to go to bed?

Going to the doctor to see if I can get a diagnosis of 'End Stage Capitalism'.

Anyone else feel like they want to throw up when someone tries to play the 'its best for the business' card? Fun fact: I genuinely don't give a fuck about your business, your budget, your profit....any of it.

The guy was responsible for me almost losing my job just congratulated me on my promotion. To that I say, Fuck off🤨

Spinster Achievement Unlocked! I don't have a companion to take me home after surgery😎 Cuz I'm just that cool.

I'm on vacation in 2 days and I'm pretty sure I've already checked out. Don't tell my boss.

Has anyone tried typing one of those logic paradoxes into chatgpt to see if we can break it?

So, how early is too early for bed on a Friday night?

Y'all. I need to be up in less than 7 hours and I just picked up my phone and started doom-scrolling again. For context, I'm sleep deprived and I'm not a good sleeper. I will def be awake to pee in about 4 hours and never get back to sleep.

No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I think I win.

Did I read right? Was Diddy acquitted? I knew we were coming up on the end stages of capitalism but I didn't realize we were this far along.

I'm just gonna leave this here. www.iceblock.app

Y'all ever have phases where you are hurting but you don't have anyone to talk to? I've never been a therapy person. I rely on friends. At the moment though, I can't think of the appropriate friend to share with🫤

Getting that "sign up for a dating app" feeling. Pray for me.

This is just my own opinion and I know it's a little pointless to discuss Biden at this point, but if there was one thing he didn't do but definitely should have done, it is expand and stack the Supreme Court.

Had an uncomfortable conversation with a friend of mine yesterday evening. I inadvertently triggered her. So now I don't know what to feel cuz she inadvertently triggered me but I didn't tell her🫤

No one has bee texting me back today so Imma tell you lot instead. Caught a glimpse of my trainer with hid shirt off this morning and I've been riding that high all day😉

It just occurred to me, right wing women were all up in arms about men posing as trans women and using women's washrooms to prey on and abuse women. Meanwhile, something that IS actually happening, right wing men are posing as ICE agents to prey on and abuse women. Huh🤔 Funny, that🤨.

Anyone else getting post 9/11 vibes lately? The enemy started as one group but all of a sudden we are at war with another, the terrorist group who no one ever heard of but apparently we were all supposed to know about, open secret military actions to take out the leader of the new enemy......

The National Security Council—