The Duck doesn’t wash its feathers after it goes potty.

The Duck is a “capable” mascot…

The Duck only does it for clicks.

The Duck thinks Nickleback is better than Nirvana.

Just a quick PSA: Tigers > Cougars because they’re GRRRREEAAAT! 🐅✨ #TonyTheTigerSunBowl 🦋 #HuskyLogic 🦋 #GoHuskies

Reps in Texas ☀️🏈🙌 Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl prep is in full swing as the Huskies hit the field. Let’s get it! #GoHuskies 🦋 #TonyTheTigerSB

Sun Bowl Bound 🏈 The Huskies are headed to the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl, and it’s going to be GR-R-REAT! 🐅 📆 December 31st 🕚 11 AM PST 🆚 Louisville #AllAboutTheW 🦋 #B1GFootball

📍 @uw-mbb.bsky.social 🦋 @uw-wbb.bsky.social 🏀 Coaches Show Returns! Join Men’s Basketball head coach Danny Sprinkle and Women’s Basketball head coach Tina Langley at Joey Kitchen in University Village. 📅 Mondays, starting Dec. 9 ⏰ 6:00-7:00 PM #GoHuskies 🦋 #BigTenBasketball

@uwathletics.bsky.social You interested in giving this up?

The Duck is sponsored by Wonder Bread.

The Duck gets his gas tank refilled by his mom.

The Duck only uses off-brand tissues.

The Duck doesn’t know how to grill.

The Duck unapologetically leaves events before they even start.

The Duck calls himself the GOAT but eats like a sheep.

The Duck keeps losing staring contests to toddlers.

The Duck struggles to spell his own name.

The Duck is stuffed.

The Duck pays for a blue check mark.

The Duck gives people a used tissue when they need to blow their nose.

The Duck always takes 2 Costco samples and blocks the who aisle with their cart.

The Duck does not spay or neuter their pets.

The Duck goes Black Friday shopping to start fights.

The Duck doesn't help with Thanksgiving dinner but still takes all the leftovers.

The Duck would rather tweet than help their mom make the mashed potatoes. #DuecesUp #Family #GoDawgs #SaturdayCantComeFastEnough

Can't wait for dinner, we're having roast duck.

Happy Thanksgiving, Husky Nation! 🍂 🦃💜

Sometimes I think I’m just talking to myself, wondering if they’re even noticing me. Thinking about a good treat, fetching a new ball, chilling with all my athletes, roaming the fields, strolling the courts, shooting a lone basket, and relaxing at the Greatest Setting in College Football.

#woof 😳🎁🙏🏻

The Duck wants to be Cousin Eddy.

The Duck was an early investor in OceanGate.

The Duck still gets all his music from Limewire.

The Duck is a little extra.

The Duck went to the ERAs Tour thinking it was about baseball. #swifties

The Duck is still trying to make “That’s so fetch!” a thing.

The Duck doesn't use a tissue when they blow their nose.

The Duck uses the term “sportsball” unironically.

The Duck never covers their mouth when they sneeze or cough.

The Duck cheered for Jake Paul during the Netflix's Paul vs. Tyson fight.

The Duck uses his friend's Max account but doesn't share his Disney+.

The Duck likes I5 construction.

The Duck doesn't use a napkin or tongs to pick up 🍩 at the store.

The Duck puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge and not in the recycle bin.

The Duck keeps calling Benny the Beaver even though they broke up with him.

The Duck thinks @nickrcody.bsky.social is funny.

The Duck thought his shoes were actual waffles.

The Duck has some smart fans.

The Duck is still waiting for his PS5.

The Duck murdered Roboduck. #MandrakeMatters #HatersGonnaHate #GoHuskies

The Ducks good old days.