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Formerly @phishmarketstoo on the bird app before getting banned.
I feel like we should hold off on April Fools’ Day since these past couple years every day has been a joke.
11 days ago
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Bout to go stand in a TSA line. I don’t have a flight or anything but by the time I get to the checkpoint who knows.
18 days ago
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When all my teams suck the shit right out of a dog’s asshole I always have Seinfeld to come back to.
29 days ago
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When the weather guy throws around the term “things should become more reasonable” you know we’re gonna be fucked before that.
about 1 month ago
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Dan Hurley is such a cry baby.
about 1 month ago
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Knicks game should be investigated with this dog shit officiating.
about 1 month ago
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Imagine starting a war to distract people from your name showing up in the Epstein files over a million times.
about 1 month ago
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
about 2 months ago
Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US
gofund.me/140322128
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Donate to Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes, organized by Flavor Flav
Flavor Flav, the legendary rapper and Hollywood personality, has long been… Flavor Flav needs your support for Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes
https://gofund.me/140322128
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Why would anyone watch the Slop of the Union address when they could binge Everybody Loves Raymond instead?
about 2 months ago
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Women are always safer in Vegas than the trump white house.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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That’s right the women(‘s Team USA players) are smarter.
#fdt
about 2 months ago
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I think it’s cool the USA Women’s hockey team didn’t party with a pedo protector after winning gold.
about 2 months ago
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USA Women’s team is the only real American hockey team.
about 2 months ago
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Kash Patel just goes into the team USA dressing room while they celebrate the gold medal? I guess team Canada won after all.
about 2 months ago
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Still not legit without Russians.
about 2 months ago
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Hockey gold isn’t legit without the Russians. We missed out on so much talent.
about 2 months ago
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I think the best thing about the halftime show over the TPUSA Klanchella last night was that it didn't have a pedo named Kid performing.
2 months ago
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Wrote my own Onion headline.
2 months ago
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This is still the greatest moment in Seahawks history.
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John Madden Catches the Seahawks Eating Hot Dogs 1995
YouTube video by Fort Knox
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P9CRooYTNZQ&pp=ygUUam9obiBtYWRkZW4gaG90IGRvZ3M%3D
2 months ago
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Fuck kickers I guess.
2 months ago
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Who died and made Kid Rock the face of TPUSA?
2 months ago
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Oh look another AI ad. Advertising automation so everyone loses their job.
#fuckAI
2 months ago
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A game this boring they should show the fan that ran on the field.
2 months ago
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How was the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Halftime show?
#superbowl
#superbowel
2 months ago
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This game is boring as shit. I’m gonna watch the Stadium Series game again.
#superbowl
#superbowel
#hockeyisbetter
2 months ago
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That Knicks game was good.
2 months ago
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Charlie McAvoy the latest victim to the Florida Elbows.
#nhl
2 months ago
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Is Nazi Minaj still gonna have a career or will she go the way of the dodo bird (Kanye West)?
2 months ago
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Rangers goalie took 3 business days to push off the post.
2 months ago
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NHL on TNT wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t play that fucking att commercial on fucking repeat.
2 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
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Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/
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ESPN is the Fox News of sports.
3 months ago
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Does that include your safe space in Adam Sandler’s movies to keep your sad excuse of a career on life support?
3 months ago
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Secular Talk
3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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What are the odds Trump installs Anna Paulina Luna as Venezuela’s new president because she has a “Mexican sounding name” and being a trump sycophant is enough for him?
3 months ago
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I hope hell exists for the sole reason that Mike Johnson will suffer and burn there for eternity no matter how many times he prays while he’s up here. Wish we could have a 24/7 webcam footage of it too.
4 months ago
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I would have been surprised if he showed sympathy for Rob and Michelle and didn’t make it about himself.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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After Trump pardoned drug trafficking kingpins it’s official.
4 months ago
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I can’t wait till it’s all over.
4 months ago
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Gary Bettman is a cunt btw.
4 months ago
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Usually when a shitty ref misses a penalty it’s oh well and move on. But the shituation room wants to fuck over a team that’s doing well so they’ll stop play out of nowhere and review to call a penalty. Fuck the nhl.
4 months ago
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Fuck the NHL
4 months ago
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#phish
#phishmeme
#phishmemes
#seinfeld
#seinpheld
4 months ago
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Giants have officially been eliminated from next year’s playoffs also.
4 months ago
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Scott Stricklin must be a huge FSU fan.
4 months ago
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Might as well have kept Billy Napier at this point. Fuck Scott Stricklin.
4 months ago
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Another decade of shitty football at the University of Florida because their UAA is run by a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
4 months ago
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🎶🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵🎶🤘
4 months ago
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