I feel like we should hold off on April Fools’ Day since these past couple years every day has been a joke.

Bout to go stand in a TSA line. I don’t have a flight or anything but by the time I get to the checkpoint who knows.

When all my teams suck the shit right out of a dog’s asshole I always have Seinfeld to come back to.

When the weather guy throws around the term “things should become more reasonable” you know we’re gonna be fucked before that.

Dan Hurley is such a cry baby.

Knicks game should be investigated with this dog shit officiating.

Imagine starting a war to distract people from your name showing up in the Epstein files over a million times.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

Why would anyone watch the Slop of the Union address when they could binge Everybody Loves Raymond instead?

Women are always safer in Vegas than the trump white house.

That’s right the women(‘s Team USA players) are smarter. #fdt

I think it’s cool the USA Women’s hockey team didn’t party with a pedo protector after winning gold.

USA Women’s team is the only real American hockey team.

Kash Patel just goes into the team USA dressing room while they celebrate the gold medal? I guess team Canada won after all.

Still not legit without Russians.

Hockey gold isn’t legit without the Russians. We missed out on so much talent.

I think the best thing about the halftime show over the TPUSA Klanchella last night was that it didn't have a pedo named Kid performing.

Wrote my own Onion headline.

This is still the greatest moment in Seahawks history.

Fuck kickers I guess.

Who died and made Kid Rock the face of TPUSA?

Oh look another AI ad. Advertising automation so everyone loses their job. #fuckAI

A game this boring they should show the fan that ran on the field.

How was the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Halftime show? #superbowl #superbowel

This game is boring as shit. I’m gonna watch the Stadium Series game again. #superbowl #superbowel #hockeyisbetter

That Knicks game was good.

Charlie McAvoy the latest victim to the Florida Elbows. #nhl

Is Nazi Minaj still gonna have a career or will she go the way of the dodo bird (Kanye West)?

Rangers goalie took 3 business days to push off the post.

NHL on TNT wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t play that fucking att commercial on fucking repeat.

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

ESPN is the Fox News of sports.

Does that include your safe space in Adam Sandler’s movies to keep your sad excuse of a career on life support?

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

What are the odds Trump installs Anna Paulina Luna as Venezuela’s new president because she has a “Mexican sounding name” and being a trump sycophant is enough for him?

I hope hell exists for the sole reason that Mike Johnson will suffer and burn there for eternity no matter how many times he prays while he’s up here. Wish we could have a 24/7 webcam footage of it too.

I would have been surprised if he showed sympathy for Rob and Michelle and didn’t make it about himself.

After Trump pardoned drug trafficking kingpins it’s official.

I can’t wait till it’s all over.

Gary Bettman is a cunt btw.

Usually when a shitty ref misses a penalty it’s oh well and move on. But the shituation room wants to fuck over a team that’s doing well so they’ll stop play out of nowhere and review to call a penalty. Fuck the nhl.

Fuck the NHL

#phish #phishmeme #phishmemes #seinfeld #seinpheld

Giants have officially been eliminated from next year’s playoffs also.

Scott Stricklin must be a huge FSU fan.

Might as well have kept Billy Napier at this point. Fuck Scott Stricklin.

Another decade of shitty football at the University of Florida because their UAA is run by a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.

🎶🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵🎶🤘