This week sucks. I need a break

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I'm king of the babies I do not wear this crown lightly. But I do wear it authoritatively.

Was blessed to have my photo captioned by adultbabystories on tumblr!

Mountain Baby thinks he’s safe… but nope! Once again us dads are doing a Q&A 😏 Want the inside scoop on snacks, adventures, or embarrassing dad moments? Ask anything! ngl.link/utahcuddlebear

I'm just hiding behind this tree... I'm not pooping dad.

What's more embarrassing? 1. Messing yourself at the mall? 2. Having to change yourself at the mall? 3. Realizing your wetting yourself as you take a picture to show dads you changed?

Shoe laces are a conspiracy. Prove me wrong

Daddies have switched me off sugar. Telling me that this is an the "dessert" I need

It's been a few years now. And honestly, I knew id wake up wet. Or that id be wetter then I remembered during the day. But the first time I truly realized was when I thought I could go home from the gym without a diaper, actually tried to make it home, and had wet pants when I got home.

Honestly? I don't remember at all

Biiiiiig stretch

Other people have to pack a diaper bag to the gym. Right?

🎉 Diaper-Minister is turning 10! 🎉 To celebrate, we’re giving you the chance to WIN: The Playgym – value €168 Changing Mat – value €170 Jogging Set – value €48 Rearz Pacifier – value €18 4 packs of Kiddo diapers – value €114 ✨ Total prize value: €518 ✨

CW: visible mess What's more embarrassing than uncontrollably messing while shopping for baby food with daddy? Being checked in the baby aisle. What's most embarrassing? This photo he got.

I love that I'm such a baby that everyone so sees this assumes I'm in legal trouble and not that I might possibly be a lawyer 🤣

I'm being a big boy fighting the federal government today. I'm sooooo big

I will never not feel like a baby waking up in a wet diaper

Everyone. Phil is seriously the last person to ask for anything. He is one of the kindest most genuine friends I've ever had. Let's come together as a community for him.

Daddy and papa and all the bigs are busy. Who wants to babysit me?

I have something to say about the "messy eater" troupe. It's not the baby. It's baby food. You try to eat baby food without making a mess! It's impossible.

Where do I start? 1. I drink baby formula out of a baba every day. 2. I eat baby food every day. 3. I take a nap every day and bedtime 4. I always have a paci. 5. My dads track my location. 6. I have parental controls on my phone that limit my phone and media. But probably pooping my pants

Any probing questions? ngl.link/utahcuddlebear

Daaaahhhh. I love this. My daddies live far away. But thanks to @bottlebear.bsky.social I get to have a family portrait. I loooooove it.

I heard you liked tummies?

Biiiiig stretch

For my health. I need someone to take my temperature rectally... every day

Let me say that I think it's criminal. CRIMINAL. That a big can just take a star from you just because you threw a tantrum. I will sue.

Getting your haircut is an inherently little activity. Your put in a high chair. Given a bib. You have to be a good boy and hold still while someone touches you. And sometimes you get a sucker after.

This is my new esthetic

It definitely doesnt make me feel squirmy that ive had multiple people tell me "I thought i was a baby until I met you, now I see what an actual baby is like"

New level of squirmy unlocked... daddy sets up a baby monitor. Even not huffy when you forget it's there and you hear him scolding you when you're doing something naughty.

Daddies. I'm ready

Hey you. We're best friends now. Come poop your pants at my house. My dads are making dino nuggets

The gronups are watching big boy shows, but you're laid down watching Ms Rachel. Worst part is when you have to ask a gronup to play the next episode because of your mittens.

I really need someone, when I yawn or complain or fall asleep to say: "Oh I know, being a baby is hard work huh?"

I made this. All by myself

I really am a baby

Daddies. I made you a present

The moment when you transitioned into being a baby? When you started to prefer the comfort of a fresh diaper over a wet one. When a diaper change was safe and warm. Diapers aren't a kink for you. They're your underwear. You're a baby.

I can neither confirm nor deny whether i found a crayon in my diaper during my last change

Been crazy baby brained lately so ask me a question to distract me ngl.link/utahcuddlebear

Been crazy baby brained lately so ask me a question to distract me ngl.link/utahcuddlebear

I hereby declare that I have never and WILL NEVER wear a toddler leash

Being a baby means having a strap pressed up against your full diaper eating breakfast. Your own stinky smell fighting against the smell of baby food.

I've drank a baba in less pretty places

First time I tried baby formula was definitely a head trip. What's more of a head trip. I get fussy if I haven't had my baba of formula yet.

Wiggly babies get strapped down

Look look daddies. A lion