After an excited Christmas morning can you blame him for being sleepy? Let's let him sleep.

Take me back to summer time strolls

I don't know how I feel about the family Christmas card this year... Merry Christmas from my family to yours.

I went pody in the bathroom!

This time daddy said the floaties are coming off

Got on my flight and some how daddy already managed to do this...

Best response to me being in a bad mood. "Oh, I know, it must be so hard to be a baby"

Just a casual normal view

There was a time not that long ago when a professional photoshoot meant professional head shots. Now it means smile for the ducky. @onesiesdownunder.com helps daddy get the best pictures of me.

I'm a big boy now!

The internet is really coming for me today

Ahbuhhh

Oh so many times. By family and friends and strangers. It's what happens when you're a big baby.

Arruff

This one. Hands down youtu.be/ZEscc5nKFvQ?...

24/7 365 not potty trained baby here

I'm an angel who never gets punished. But a spanking always puts me in line.

I'm feeling like making new friends. Interact with this if you're cool with me sliding into your dms to be your new friend

Being talked to like a baby. So abbuhhs to me and I'll melt in your hand.

CNC. Caretakers that know you're a baby and treat you like a baby whether you like it or not

Premium nights be kiddo make me feel like a real baby.

I don't get that embarrassed that easy. But one time I was riding in s tram in a city called brno in the Czech Republic. I was trying to hold it in but I had my first ever couldn't control it messy accident. It was loud. And it smelt.

Feel free to ask

You're in the back seat. Christmas music on the radio. Your tummy full of baby formula. Driving home from Thanksgiving. You lift up your bum cheek as much as your car seat will let you and push out a mess. Sitting back down. Daddy asks "what you doing there bud?" Life is good.

Daddy switched me to baby food a few months ago. I was certain today, of all days, but teeth would finally get a work out. I walk into the dinning room, dressed in a nice sweater, in front of family to see a high chair just my size. Daddy takes off my clothes, lifts me up, and spoons mushy turkey

Anyone know what this weird photo on dads phone is?

When a member of your staff at work asks "why do you always bring a bag with you to the bathroom?"

Lighting

No good diaper! Goes unchaaaaaangeeed

I'm just gonna say it. I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.

Happy birthday @philthelittle.bsky.social you're the absolute best friend a kid could ask for.

Being I'm diapers healed me in ways I didn't know I was broken

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Once again, we’re doing a Q&A about Mountain Baby! ⛰️👶 But heads up — he’s been totally baby-brained lately and keeps answering everything with giggles and “ba-ba.” 😅 So the dads are stepping in to help! Ask away! 💬 👉 ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...

How do you work from home?

I used to be very self conscious being my authentic self. One time someone asked me to show them me being a baby. Then they said that it was "creepy" and blocked me. This was someone in the community mind you. But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.

Drinking a baba of formula before my nap. My pants have a poopoo in them. My tummy is full. Happy baby

Dm me the most squirm inducing thing you been think of. I'll pick a winner 😉

How much is that baby in the window?

Why did none of you tell me I can play n64 games on my switch now? And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.

We tried potty training this month... it didn't stick.

When I told dad I wanted a scary costume, this is not what I meant

Bigs. Instead of saying your littles are x years old. Put it in months. Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.

I think my giraffe dropped something

I want to share something that's been on my mind for a hot minute. I've had a lot of people message me telling me how jealous they are of my life and that they wish they could have what I have.

I call this outfit toddler core

My pumpkin self portrait

What's something that made I think "oh wow, I really am a baby." For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.

My dad said we can have a sleepover if your dad says it's ok.

But dad! I have to be this close to see the TV!