I used to be very self conscious being my authentic self. One time someone asked me to show them me being a baby. Then they said that it was "creepy" and blocked me. This was someone in the community mind you. But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.

Drinking a baba of formula before my nap. My pants have a poopoo in them. My tummy is full. Happy baby

Dm me the most squirm inducing thing you been think of. I'll pick a winner 😉

How much is that baby in the window?

Why did none of you tell me I can play n64 games on my switch now? And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.

We tried potty training this month... it didn't stick.

When I told dad I wanted a scary costume, this is not what I meant

Bigs. Instead of saying your littles are x years old. Put it in months. Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.

I think my giraffe dropped something

I want to share something that's been on my mind for a hot minute. I've had a lot of people message me telling me how jealous they are of my life and that they wish they could have what I have.

I call this outfit toddler core

My pumpkin self portrait

What's something that made I think "oh wow, I really am a baby." For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.

My dad said we can have a sleepover if your dad says it's ok.

But dad! I have to be this close to see the TV!

One of my favorite trip moments, us stopping in galaxy's edge for @philthelittle.bsky.social to "Look at something" (he did that a lot for some reason) And seeing Phil turn bright red when a dad next to him asked his kid "did you peepee in your diapee?"

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I'm an avid reader. Onesie from @onesiesdownunder.com

I'm coming down from a disney high and a seeing my friend high. So someone distract me with questions ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...

Everyone. Believe the hype. @philthelittle.bsky.social is really the best, cutest, and sweetest big brother. However. He's never heard of Alanis Morissette.

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babies* on board! but shhhhh, they’re napping @utahbabyboy.bsky.social

Twiiinnnssss. @philthelittle.bsky.social

Omw to see @philthelittle.bsky.social get ready for some adorable shhhtufff.

Go cougs. In honor of the Holy War today I need all you babies to turn those indicators blue!

The pamper butt is sleeping

Warm formula on a cold day *chefs kiss*

Daddy gives you baby tasks for which you can earn stars. You can trade those stars for adult activities you normally can't do. Recently daddy started to offer you baby rewards instead. You can still choose. But today, instead of buzzy time, you chose a brand new baby toy.

Here's my question. Why the gate daddy? What are you trying to keep from me?!

If daddy takes you on a vacation to a different time zone he can't be mad when your internal baby clock is so out of wack. Be ready for soggy tackles at 4am.

I'm super baby brained today.... please don't tease me, especially in my dms....👀

Beach baby

Daddy insists I wear a swim diaper to the beach. I think it's unnecessary

@daddyzeb.bsky.social @demitrip94.bsky.social