I’m on Google Meet for a job interview and it’s been fifteen minutes and they aren’t answering.

This movie theatre has played two creepy police recruitment ads before Sinners.

FINALLY SEEING SINNERS 🗣️

weeks… was not the word I was going to Google.

Nooo 💔 He was AMAZING in Romulus, I hope he blows up.

If my unemployment doesn’t hit tomorrow I’m going to crash out.

My nail that grows weird and always breaks is the longest it’s been in at least a year. I am praying for strength in these trying times.

Look, all I know is that if Joe Biden had clearly fallen asleep at the state funeral for a pope, it would have dominated media coverage for days and been covered by political media as a scandal detrimental to the reputation of our country.

It’s joever.

Someone pls hire me so I can see this movie while it’s still in theatres 💔

I started feeling my knee pain coming back (it’s been fine for at least half a year) and I thought it was just in my head because one of the characters has leg pain, but no. Knee pain is back in full force. I’m still blaming the fanfiction.

Applying to jobs in 2025 feels like a form of self harm.

Bisexual week starts NOW. Tuesday: Pride and Prejudice re-release, Andor. Wednesday: OIL CHANGE 🔥🗣️ Thursday: Revenge of the Sith re-release. Friday: SKELETA 🔥🗣️

I’m going to AMC twice this week which I just realized means I have to sit through that god damn Nicole Kidman video twice.

Season’s greetings.

Let me into the Criterion closet and I’m leaving with five copies of An American Werewolf in London.

Fuck JK Rowling 🗣️

I’ve started reading Arcane fanfiction and I simply refuse to picture Heimerdinger as a human. I don’t care if it’s a modern AU with zero whimsy, he is staying that little fuzzball in my mind.

You do not have any rights if the government has the ability to send you to prison forever without a trial and there’s literally nothing you can do about it. This is as fundamentally opposed as possible to what society should look like. It is your duty as a citizen to oppose this government.

YeS YES YESfjskdbnc

HELP??!?

It’s really funny to me that the book Mickey 17 is based on is called Mickey 7. Bong Joon-Ho read the book and thought, “nah… he could die at least ten more times.”

I got a bad haircut :D

Wearing platforms and heels is making my knee pain worse because of how it makes me walk 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 But I get to be tall 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

I think people who like jeans under skirts/dresses are lying. As a prank.

When does it stop being anxiety inducing to go into a dispensary?

There’s a mummy exhibit at my local museum and the older I get the sadder it makes me. It’s just heartbreaking going through that room now.

Hot Scott Summer on the way, I hope ;)

I think Tom Cruise wants to die filming a Mission Impossible movie.

I FOUND A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS THAT FIT ME AND ARE COMFORTABLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

I wish we were protesting Harris to stop funding Israel instead of protesting Trump for that but also a million other evil things.

I found a Godzilla Minus One figure at the store 🗣️🔥

I hope there’s no actual predators in it this time!

The only thing crashing faster than the stock market is my mental health.

“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”

I genuinely think this would make a good movie if they cut out the romance and made it a full thriller.

Anakin Skywalker would not have survived his son and daughter in law being Han Solo and Mara Jade.

I must admit… I don’t care for polin. I find Colin kind of annoying after season one.

When Eloise Bridgerton gets her season I want it to be one of these: A) Mutual lavender marriage with a guy who doesn’t want kids and they go travel the world together. B) It happens after Francesca and Michaela make gay marriage legal and she gets with Cressida. C) She starts publishing her

Someone please leak it please please

I hate when a Bridgerton male becomes a lead and loses their sideburns.

👍

Fuck Strom Thurmond. Cory Booker has just held the floor in the Senate longer than anyone in history, while talking about civil rights. THIS is what we need. This type of passion, this level of fight!

Fear Street did it first and they did it gayer.

I’m rewatching Bridgerton season 1 and just… what was Simon going to do if the pull out method failed? Did they know that it wasn’t a 100% sure thing back then?

I can’t make fun of men for getting confused in the pad/tampon aisle anymore. I was just sent to get beer (I don’t drink) and I was so lost. 😭

Teen Shauna is starting to piss me off 😭 #yellowjackets

America destroyed itself due to greed and racism. It tracks. The two original sins the country was unable or unwilling to ever confront and conquer.

I just got out of Death of a Unicorn and I loved it so much 😭 I only went because I got a free ticket and didn’t have high expectations, but wow. I love whenever a movie just happens to cater to my exact interests.

I’m getting really sick of that Nicole Kidman AMC ad 😭