i survived another rapture!!!

what even is a jojo siwa

jesus couldn’t swim lol

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it’s an absolutely brutal time to be even remotely intelligent.

krav maga doesn’t work in ufc because you can’t drone strike children in the ring

The national park of Zhangjiajie in central China is famous for the towering sandstone pillars that inspired the alternate universe in the 2009 blockbuster “Avatar.” But in recent weeks, the area has become known for its trash-filled caves. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/19/w...

why would the ‘chosen people’ in Tel Aviv be fearful to meet their god?

too bad they got rid of DOGE, I found the government waste.

Vance Boelter is a terrorist. Luigi Mangione is a hero.

Since T-mobile wants to power the Trump phone network, i’m switching, and you should too. Fuck T-Mobile.

“is math related to science?” *goes to space*

Old people will say ‘no elbows on the table, it’s rude’ — then casually drop the most outrageous and offensive racist comment you’ve ever heard.

absolute nightmare blunt rotation

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this is the last thing you see before you die #cats

Trump just cut the $8M funding for “transgender mice”. The word he was looking for was “transgenic” which is for cancer research. They cut medicaid, put a heroin addict in charge of public health, and are cutting cancer research.

israel can only win fights against hospitals

my cat is so unserious

just to be clear, Judaism isn’t the problem. Settler colonialism hiding behind it is.

“would you like to round up for the children?” “no, would you like to round down for my mortgage?”

no you don’t understand god made a promise 6000 years ago so we get to murder children in Gaza now - Israel

we need to send Kristi Noem to El Salvador

Without habeas corpus, cops might finally have to face the dangerous job they’ve only claimed to be doing all along.

Apple Intelligence is the dumbest, most battery-thirsty demon Apple has ever summoned. I didn’t consent to this AI goblin chewing through my phone’s battery like it’s on a coke bender. It does NOTHING. Just sits there, breathing heavy waiting for me to generate an emoji and killing my battery.

depression hates a moving target. go touch grass today, everyone.

Duolingo replacing human experts with AI is cost-cutting disguised as innovation. Language learning needs real people, not just grammar drills. AI lacks nuance, culture, and connection. This isn’t a flex from Duolingo, it’s a red flag that they are financially struggling or have become greedy.

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

JD Vance killed Pope Francis

Happy Easter conservative weirdos. You would’ve hated Jesus and definitely deported him, but have a blessed day!

A comprehensive list of every president that refused to follow the supreme courts orders: 1. Donald Trump

we were recently adopted by a stray kitty. we named her Misty ❤️🐱

church is just a big book club

how can people say Trump cannot run a country? he is running the US into the ground.

why would skrillex go this hard again

they always say you should think twice. brother i don’t even think once.

Morgan Wallen makes music for women who cook an entire block of cream cheese in the crockpot for their husbands

?????

drunk driving is so easy if you have the right vehicle. cops are never looking at a Honda Odyssey full of children.

Gal Gadot’s acting israelly bad

telling people from New Jersey to “go back where you came from”

Elon Musk is the best Rivian salesman.

W Brazil

it would be funny for people to put airtags on cybertrucks so we can see where they live :)

Elon “bitch” Musk: “Empathy is a sign of weakness.” After Teslas lit on fire: “I thought the left were supposed to be the party of Empathy.” No one has empathy for Yahtzees, bitch.

i love teslur 🫲🍊🫱

SNL writers have it so easy when Trump is president

the charger from dollar tree changed my phone number

“I’m just a girl” is always borderline criminal negligence