(Do u notice and recognize miracles) #miku #teto #insaneclownposse #digitalart #icp #honk #vocaloids

Clown! Wife! Clown! Wife!! @ratspitclown.bsky.social #digitalart #procreate #clown #puppets #clowngirl #jester #idkman

Her coefficient of inbreeding is 3% why do you ask? #dogsofbluesky #labmix

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Do NOT buy the Kirkland Signature protein bars, they WILL make your burps taste like plastic

Big ups to the moon she really doing the most tonight #goosemoon #wormmoon #stickynoteart

I don’t believe in cottage cheese that is all

Tag yourself #redraw #stickynoteart #ink #sketch #doodle #dogs

If you can’t handle be at my 😮 you don’t deserve me at my 🤠 #dogsofbluesky #dogs

They should make sensory friendly days at work fr fr😔

I don’t dream of labor I dream of tiling my kitchen backsplash colors the average finance bro cannot even conceive of

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

oo wee oo wee-oo wah-wah-wah

It’s really all hits no skips with these ones folks #dogsofbluesky #shihtzu #chowchow #sharpei #chongqing

When you die you should at least get to see what all your pet looked like as newborns, it’s the least They could do honestly

Literally just realized you can make stickers of your idiot dog

The internet has so deeply and profoundly rotted my brain that seeing the word “carboy” in an email conjured up this image instead of you know, a jug for storing and transporting liquid (I have a PhD and have been working in labs for 10+ years) #stickynoteart #carboy #doodle

One thing about me is I am a condiment girlie if it supposed to have sauce you best believe I will be portioning that sauce out into tiny containers and taking them to consume at a later time or place. I will not rob future me of peak deliciousness

Smiledog.jpg #dogsofbluesky #smiledog #labmix

Shit fucking sucks man

Fuck 🧊 forever and ever #ink #doodle #sketch #drawing #dogs

All my inside thoughts become outside thought but it’s ok because they dressed for the weather

Jobs that are 1000x more macho than 🧊officers, part 2: Dr. Goose G. Gooberman, Entomologist (she discovered a new type of tick btw) #doodles #ink #sketch #stickynoteart #entomology #dogs

Jobs that are 1000x more macho than 🧊officers, part 1: Hard hat Hank #doodles #ink #sketch #dogs

Dead dove do not eat

me in my dream: a 40 yr old dad. my 5 yr old son besides me tugs at my arm "papa! would you like a smoothie with your coffee?" I look down, longingly. "no son. That is simply too much liquid." I wake up.

lumber maxxing and wood pilled

Sure we don’t have universal health care but at least we have impractically huge toilet paper that’s gotta count for something right?

Sundays are for the gorlsss (and Hank) 🥰💕❤️ #hiking

oh to be a man studying science in 1880-1930 discovering new species literally in the backyard getting to make up whatever names finding ONE special bug and declaring it a new species and forcing people to read my work 110 years in the future getting to write with no standards

To the transit cop 🤡 yelling “do sOmEthInG PrOdUcTiVe” at the crowd gathered for the vigil for #RenéeGood I promise you what we are doing is more product than being a transit cop and we can have that conversation whenever you’re ready 😘

Happy gas leak day to all who observe🫡🥰💨

My bestie so fucking talented 🥺❤️😭

Me: i think my kink is asking people if their mad at me until they actually get mad at me Wife: I’d rather you pee on me

Happy writing the wrong date on all my paperwork day to all that celebrate 🥰❤️🥰

happy NYE! If you're working today, I hope someone slashes your CEO's tires, from one corporate employee to another 💕

People are really sleeping on Fresca like no calories?✅ no sugar?✅pleasant but not overwhelming grapefruit flavor?✅ bubbles perfectly shaped?✅

Crashing out because I spent SO SO much time and money and energy gathering presents for everyone and I left like half of them at home like genuinely sobbing I just want a brain that fucking works occasionally but that’s just too much to ask

NSFW stands for Nudes you Show your Friends at Work

He gives me a heart attack every single day🥲 #stickynoteart #comic #shihtzu #familyguydeathpose #doodle

I’ll pass on the sprinkles thanks #stickynoteart #crumbl #comics #dogsofbluesky

i don't need to go to therapy I need to get narsty at the planet fitness

✨🪱wurm🪱✨ #jjk #mahito #kenjaku #comic #digitalart #jujutsukaisen

I ❤️my very normal dog #dogsofbluesky #labmix

If Cricket eats a stick does it go down hamburger style or hot dog style🤔 #stickynoteart #comics #doodles #dogsofbluesky

Babes don’t check his messages, check his recently listened podcasts

oh printmaking how I’ve missed you😩❤️ #onepiece #linocut #blockprinting

Happy employee abuse season to all that celebrate!!🥰💖❤️Mandatory overtime✅✅✅breaks🚫🚫🚫clocking out to poop👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼go faster but don’t lose a finger or mgmt will get sad bc insurance go up 😭🥺😭why won’t anyone think of the profit margins🥺😞

Pug smugglin #stickynoteart #dogs #drawing #doodle #comic

bountiful harvest 🌱 #stickynoteart #doodle #ink #comic #dogsofbluesky #shihtzu