Spent the week sunning myself at the French Open but now I’m off to a funeral. It’s all about balance isn’t it x

By far my favourite bit of architectural ironwork in Glasgow, and possibly anywhere in the world! It can be found on D.B. Dobson's 1902 Art Nouveau commercial building at 50 Darnley Street in Glasgow. #glasgow #ironwork #dragon #architecture #glasgowbuildings #pollokshields

I want a girl with the short skirt and the looooooooooooooong Jacket !

My pole instructor said I could graduate up to the next level todayyyyy ! 🎉

Now date number one is hot n sexy bc it’s all tension and metaphorically sniffing each other’s butts. Date number two is out of this world romantic, sensual, smoochy poos vibes. Don’t even get me started with date number three.

So @throne.com apparently switched to Stripe while I wasn't looking. Obviously now I will be needing a new site for my wishlist. Any of you beautiful people have any suggestions? 😘

All recent inquiries have been replied to. Check your spam x

I……. Shouldn’t be allowed white bed sheets xxx

Sexy bathrooms speak to me on a spiritual level

Felt like a real prozzie in me leopard print 2nite xx

The dinner before v the morning after

Dinner date tonight was lurvely I had nice celeriac for the first time in my life x

I completely drop off socials at the weekend because I am being SINFUL and NAUGHTY ok !!!

Found a way to keep my bush curly instead of frizzy 😎

Played tennis for the first time in 15 years and didn’t *completely* suck Is this going to be my turning 30 obsession?…..

Is my new profile pic too vanilla ?

How pretty these would look wrapped around something precious ! ???

Sex party Friday ✅ 30th all dayer Saturday ✅ Favourite couple Sunday ✅ and BOY oh BOY it was one for the books 🤩

Sex party Friday ✅ 30th all dayer Saturday ✅ Favourite couple Sunday 🔜

No one talk to me about UK politics today unless you want a pole in the eye with a sharp nail

May ❤️‍🔥 - 11th & 12th - 17th, 18th, 19th Fuck all else ✨

And ‘Tangerine’ that shit was said but I feel like I’ll be thinking about her and how much I love female friendship for a long time

Thank you to whoever the fuck recommended the film ‘Bound’ to me, loved that actually

My trouble is that I’m far too willing to accept a lowball offer on Vinted because I see it as an act of kindness and generosity to the sisterhood 😂

Joe & the Juice are really enabling my sesame matcha addiction with their jazzy little app aren’t they

This artwork, titled Moonshine (also known as Moonlight), was created by the Swiss-German artist Paul Klee in 1919.

I’m sick as a pig but I’m still feeling so happy and grateful and lighter than air ☺️✨ When I decided to move on from online sex work into in-person I’d hoped and prayed that I’d be happy at work again and you know what? I think my hopes and prayers have been answered ☺️

Devils Wears Prada 2 quick bullet points: - I don’t enjoy how we’re just producing sequel after sequel that’s sole purpose is to reflect upon the original, instead of just being another really good film (yes I do understand that you simply couldn’t recreate the magic of the original DWP)

I was made for having many boyfriends and lovers. Sorry not sorry 😔🥰

May ❤️‍🔥 - 11th & 12th - 17th, 18th, 19th Fuck all else ✨

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Watching the instagram story of a ‘straight’ religious prison wife is greatly amusing when you - a woman - matched on a dating app and were due to shag her last year 🫖 💅🏼

It’s a ‘read three pages of a book’ kinda day

Who you see pulling up to the dinner reservation

Like you can spend on a woman and provide material objects/experiences etc. but there is nothing that comes close to basking in the warm glow of a happy woman

The weather in Istanbul was SHOCKING, I caught a cold and much of the city was barricaded off for workers day protests but I loved it there ! I keep thinking about this gorgeous Turkish breakfast, it’s going to be hard to top her 😩

Saw a tweet saying ‘spoiled women spoil back’ and I have never resonated with anything harder

You’ll be pleased to hear that I’m back in my own home and feeling considerably better ☺️

Fear not my esteemed colleagues, for I am eating delicious cheeses and getting a foot massage & pedi to make the pain go away 🎻

Beg for it 🔒

I’ve caught a cold in Istanbul 😔 feel free to flood my inbox with mention of tasting menu & wine pairing enquiries to take the edge off xxx

These are a few of my favourite things ✨

I need some restaurant recs for West London please I have Faber in Hammersmith which does lovely oysters & seafood but I’m seriously lacking in that department

These are a few of my favourite things ✨

Vincent van Gogh (1888)

Craving this, an aperol and sitting on some cock xx

I couldn’t actually be happier to have quit the gym. Lifting/pushing/pulling weights every single visit was the least mentally stimulating activity for me, I found it so boring. Now I get to mouth ‘what the fuck’ every 6 minutes at reformer pilates !

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My new personality 🧥

I’m going to Istanbul on Thursday and it’s 13° STINKIN DEGREES ????