I haven't gone to bed this early since I was 5. But I've had enough of today.

This about sums it up.

I've got to get some sleep or I won't have enough energy to be furious tomorrow.

I have a feeling we are in for a lot of these.

Watching this was like being a kid again at the circus.

Think Hegseth is getting nice and hammered tonight?

I haven't been a big AOC fan. But I am now! She's making the future a little less dim.

Gotta love this girl.

I don't know if this is true or not, but I don't doubt it for one goddamn minute.

No wonder no one is sleeping.

G'night everyone. I hope I don't spend tomorrow SCREAMING at the TV like I did today. I've gotta find some really old reruns to watch tonight.

Is it possible to do the news without ever showing Trump's face or playing his voice? Can they try it for a few days?

Is it time for California to secede? Let's think about it.

And this is only day four.

Trump wants to turn us into Russia. Musk wants to turn us into Nazi Germany. Someone please tell me what we're supposed to do about it. Please.

What are you going to be doing on Monday? Are you planning something special to make that day go away? Please tell. I'm starting to feel desperate.

George Carlin said it pretty well, too: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

Aside from being a piece of garbage, he can't even spell.

YES!!!

Sometimes things just bite you in the ass.

Don't blame us. From Texas? You own it.

Priceless.

You think Republican Senators read? I admire your optimism.

Fingers crossed!

With Hanukkah fast approaching, all I'm hearing is great Christmas music. So my question: with all the talented and wonderful Jewish composers (going way back up to today), why isn't there ONE damn decent Hanukkah song?

How old is he? Seven?

How do you certify someone as insane?

Can someone kindly explain the dress to me?

Doesn't he have something else that's the 5th smallest in American history?

Well, they're sure putting us in our place(s), aren't they?

Pick your poison.

It felt good to get rid of X. It's not doing much, but it's doing something.