“Viper armed” (Elliot, 2003, 1:40) Elliott, M. (2003). Pass that Dutch [Song]. On This is not a test! [Album]. The Goldmind Inc.; Elektra.

Forgot to post my pride outfit from yesterday

Accidentally squirted when I was playing with the theragun last night so back to day 1.... Can't decide if I wanna go to pride alone or if that's scary.🫠😅

I worked hard all day buddy. Now it’s your turn to work hard all night…

Oh fuck 🫠

Bigger cage cause we got man shit to do today.

Pound me or I'll pummel you, fucking nerd!

Got my first attempted Grindr scam tonight! Happy pride! (I harassed them until they blocked me)

Ugh 🤤. My favorite kind of song is uncut dad dong. That’s a lucky pair of underwear to get that load… 🫠

A loose hole is red, Locked balls are blue, Wednesdays I wear pink, And you boy's should too.

I wish I knew who had me blocked… all I’ve done is be horny and try to make men hard 😓

Gooning over our lil weiners with @meatballjake.bsky.social and he convinced me to swap cages for a few days 🔒🤏🏼🍤

Himbo muscle boys should have small wieners, I don’t make the rules

I don’t know what you’d call it, I spend a lot of time playing with it! 🫠🤤

Balls > Cage 🥺😊 (Meant to post that one from this account. Ooops)

I meant to add these earlier.... Don't worry. I put the cage back on after the shower and shave!

Needed to take the cage off to clean and let's just say I might've got carried away lol... But hey. What better way to celebrate #UnhungSunday than with a fresh new look.

Show off you little penis dudes... #unhungsunday is coming

Ruler thread! How do you measure up?... Quote or comment your... Equipment(in whatever state) with a measuring device... For science! 🥲🤤🫠

Pretending it's still morning and I didn't sleep till 11:00.... Please do not disturb my delusion.

Wait what does the "C" mean I forgot? #FCF

Do I need glasses? No Do they help me see small things better? Yes...

Forgot to post nudes yesterday. It's a wonder I didn't shrivel up (lol) and die... Here's the nudes I meant to post 😅

Since I can't cum will you give me yours?

Okay seriously what's going on... Is there some kind of little inches stealing fairy coming into my room at night and shrinking my penis? (I hope there is 😬🥴)

My patient during the procedure exposed his penis: "oh shit man, just know like it gets bigger. It's just kinda cold in here and I'm nervous and stuff... It's usually bigger! *Embarrassed chuckle* Me: "Don't worry man I get it, I do this stuff all day long..." Meanwhile I'm packing this in my tws...

I definitely didn't miss FTL Friday, it was probably the highlight of my day tbh!

If you're into that sorta thing... I'm gonna try to compartmentalize my content a bit.

Was trying to change devices with my Grindr account and now I can't get it to log back in 😭. I can see my profile, but it won't let me actually log into it. All my favorites and pics and conversations are gone and I'm in a state of gay panic. #UnHappyPride #GrindrPleaseHelpMe

Climb on in bed buddy. I got something I need you to help me with.

All the wood in this bathroom and still can't stop thinking about yours...

Left my jockstrap hanging on the mantle last night and gay Santa didn't stop and eat my ass... Are we sure it's gay season?

On vacation with the fam and I brought plenty of underwear... But what if I just, pretended I didn't and wore these the whole time?

Wow I sure wish someones dad was pumping a load straight of that uncut cock right down my throat...

Everyone's gay uncles favorite cage.. plus on Wednesday we wear pink.

I take direction well and I love flaccid penis

Had to take a lil break from the cage to sleep today.... Can't believe how little it is, it's the same size as my nipple suckers!

Shrunk it down a bit and still woke up throbbing...

After playing with my toys last night I had to squirt I was just too pent up... Which you would think would've made me a bit less horny, but you sexy fucks + the local dad on Grindr have me absolutely busting!

Okay goodnight... Unless someone else wants to take over filling my pussy while I lay here and be a pillow princess 😏😅

Who else can't sleep unless they masturbate before bed?

Someone was excited for wash day! Back in the cherry keeper now.

Has anyone ever studied the twink-top to cub/bear/dad-bottom evolution? Or am I imagining that as a common occurrence because it happened to me... Being locked and plugged has me a bit philosophical today (and very, very horny 🫠).

Cage:✔️ Maintenance plug:✔️ Tightys:✔️ (medium, which I couldn't even squeeze into this time last year 🥰) Homework: in progress. Doing all this so in the future I'll be able to spend my Sondays and as some boys locked bottom dad taking loads.

This didn't get enough attention so I'm reposting...

Need him biblically.

Time to rise and shine ☀️

You get to be daddy tonight...

Gotta work on my angle... But the new Knuckle I ordered from @friendlytoys.ca came about halfway through my nap so obviously I immediately had to put it inside me.