I don’t even see skin color, or race, or even skin. All I see are eyeballs attached to floating spinal columns.

It’s time

Medical diagnosis

Why is every business changing their terms of service?

I’m pretty happy with this one youtube.com/shorts/gXwX9...

Checking Facebook is such a liminal experience. It shows the same "memories" over and over from a decade ago. I get reminders for the birthdays of dead people. The one person who still posts is someone I barely knew in middle school. He mostly complains about women.

I loved breaking bad but these guys were super dumb

I’ve always wanted to be a professional basketball player so if anyone could just pay me to play basketball for a little bit I’d appreciate it.

Great dub! Your @froggyranger.bsky.social's voice is perfect for this.

I have not drawn any comics in a while, honestly feeling uninspired, but I just started drawing again, something totally different. What do you think? youtube.com/shorts/2A6B0...

How did Peter piper pick pickled peppers? Were the peppers pre-pickled on the plants? This story makes no sense.

Our study on sugar pills showed no difference compared to placebo

Things I'm confident I could do in professional sports 1. Sit on the bench 2. Be intentionally walked or intentionally walk someone 3. Call a coin toss 4. Let a punt go over my head into the end zone 5. Maybe receive a snap and take a knee (with a lot of practice)

@figma.com It would be great if when you used the move to page feature, the software would at least attempt to place it near the other elements on the page

Is there a more pointless, ham fisted attempt to force ai somewhere it’s not needed than these YouTube comment summaries?

you're gonna wanna see this

IM RUINED!!

I don’t value you or appreciate you. April fools.

Severance job actually looks great. Way better than my actual job.

When the only hammer you have is a hammer every nail looks like a nail

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How come there’s no helpful germs. There should be a bacteria that makes your nose a little clearer. I’d happily host that one in my body.

I really liked The Menu but it also felt completely like it was created because an algorithm discovered that people who like cooking shows also tend to like horror

My spider sense is tingling. There must be a spider nearby

Assless chaps aren’t made for assless chaps

This is even more true today than when I originally drew it

I can hack into any account. All I need is the username and password (and sometimes a code).

Here’s a comic about math and my lack of goodness at it

Jamiroquai was right. The future is made up of virtual insanity.

How come I get emails saying “the wait is over, your order has shipped”. Sounds more like the wait is continuing.

This is even more true today than when I originally drew it

And once more: since I was a little busy this past Christmas I never got a posted this one either. So here it is behind schedule.

I was a little busy over this past Christmas so I never got a chance to post this one, so forgive me but I'm posting it now!

Here are the four favorite comics I drew this past year (excluding Gav's Tavern). Which one's your favorite?

I’d like to add you to my professional network

Comic 57

Here's one from the archives

He’s playing a guy trying to get a kernel of corn out from his back teeth with his tongue

This comic... well its about time

Damn. I should have been a generational baseball talent.