LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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I think that the whole of Mt. Vernon is built on top of a giant rat's nest - the actual monument and surrounding park. Usually when I go through the city, I'll see a rat scurrying across the street, or be startled by a rat jumping out of a trash can.

Yeah, that's about right. What's not seen is the section that's trying to remember where I put my glasses/keys/wallet/vape/coffee cup.

Beth Howland appreciation post. Thank you all, but she's not getting married today!

Shout out to Gog! We love you too!! #balmerhon #mtvernon

I love my emo patio petunias. They've got BIG feelings and they're going to go to their room to listen to The Cure and you're not their real dad!! *slams door*

Y'all. The Baltimore Farmers Market NEVER disapoints. As the world burns around me, I tend to find a little bit of joy there. Highly recommended for the Baltimoreans who need to go outside for a little bit to avoid another menty b.

@maxtheverygoodboy on the gram is a worthwhile follow, bee tee dubs.

Do you know the problem with answering to “Hey, Coach?” People think you’re a coach for a different team and just leave their kids with you. Anyway, if you're missing a high school track athlete who answers to the name of Frankie, I'm at the Montrose Lakefront Track.

Sure, life can be hard. Every day. But I got my Jesus and Grimace print from meep framed. Proving that sometimes good things happen.

Oh she got a grill.

For those people who don’t organize their groceries on the conveyer belt when checking out: who hurt you?

Reminder:

I'm now 96% convinced that I saw Anthony Rapp in Whole Foods with his husband and I didn't SAY A WORD nor did I stalk him or take a hidden picture. This is my proud adult moment of the day.

My best take on the Orioles right now is that, hey, at least home games will be cheaper to attend. 😔

My husband and I circa 2010. Iowa. Naturally.

Well, fuck.

I've always wanted the song "Goodbye" by the Spice Girls to be played at my funeral, but I've decided that "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" by Gonzo from the Muppet Movie is a better choice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsQ...

Last week, the hubs and I went to the Maritimes in Canada and randomly found a theater playing Mulholland Drive. It's the 3rd time I've seen it on the big screen, and it still does NOT disappoint. I'm struck by how, through these nightmarish dreamscapes, he's ultimately always talking about love.

"Fix your hearts or die."

As the gays are wont to do…

You know. As one does.

Holy crap it happened. Nice job, little bot!

As a coach, I've started to write workouts based on music. Somtimes it captures the perfect vibe of the song, and sometimes, the instrumentation is what I want the athlete's legs to be doing. I wrote my workout "Exurgency" based on @zoekeating.com's "Exurgency." It's sure to take you places.

Just fly over the rest, children.

Okay, Roggenart in Mt. Vernon. I see you …trying to say the world is okay.

I worked a Hyrox event as a medic in Houston this past weekend and there were people wearing "Make American Healthy Again," unironically. I guess they exist. But there was also a young girl wearing a red "MAKE AMERICA CUNT AGAIN." I kinda loved it?? Was she on my side or the wrong side?? 🤔

If you haven’t read Our Missing Hearts, now is the time.

One of the fun things about abject poverty is how a recession doesn't hit you like it hits other people. Folks panicking about not being able to fly their family of six to Disney this Summer and I'm all like, yeah, still working hard to **checks notes** eat.

Feels like Spring.

Last night, I met my idol. I grabbed both of her hands, looked her straight in the eye, smirked and said, "Hey. I love yer songs." And she LAUGHED and squeezed my hands. We snapped this pic, and as I left, she looked at me and said, "Rock on!" @toriamos.bsky.social you are perfect. Thank you.

Meanwhile, on ChatGPT ...

Thinking about her this morning.

This was a win I wanted so very badly.

My husband and I got married the first day it was legal in Montgomery County, Maryland. It wasn't exactly a family affair. We had one fish, one witness, and, oddly, the union in attendance. But you know what we never had? A CAKE. I heretofore reserve my rights to merely get a wedding cake whenever.

Y'all, I just subscribed to this screenshot labeler to hide screenshots from Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram (and more if you choose). Using this with word blockers does WONDERS for my blood pressure and mental health. It helps me to engage material on my own terms and when I'm ready.

This image from the Academy Awards of the audience reaction to learning that La La Land actually lost to Moonlight is some accidental renaissance shit. I swear I find something new every time I stare at it.

I read this and looked through this database in horror and immediately thought of the discussion with @fullstorybaltimore.tours on our tour at the Walters in the Chamber of Wonders. 😬

Isabella Rossellini can still win the Oscar if Mike Pence has the courage.

I'm about to start another soap and go in for the long haul. I did a full watch of Dallas, and I've seen most of Dyansty. (It gets... rough, children.) I tried Dark Shadows. 1225 episodes. Not sure I can make it. Knots Landing is a strong contender. 344 episodes. But Passions is on Youtube ... 🤔

I know what will assist with my impending sense of doom! Watching German election returns!

I have just so very many reasons why the world is a dumpster fire, but Urchin the basset hound is not one of them.