Hey BlueSky! I figured I’d celebrate my return to the gym with a return to the platform. Got an exhausting push day in and I’m ecstatic! #iwannabebara #aspiringhimbo #gymselfie

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Good morning, Watchers. What do you crave today?

New #tattoo be tattooin’! Gotta show my #calipride! Special thanks to Marco Bauer of Castro Tattoo for another fantastic #friday13flash piece! #california #ink #calexit

Damn, that was a close one lol #bator #cumshot #b8r #batelife #hornypup

Damn it’s been a while! But hey! Happy Masturbation Month! I’ve set myself the challenge of bating at least one hour a day and going the whole month #uncummed. No pics today, but I’m hoping to get back in the game! #batelife #hornypup #gooner #chronicmasturbator

Proud to be the 16th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Enemies of the Night! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b... Can’t help but be nerdy on main

Wanted to give it a rest after yesterday. Just a couple hours in the 357 at a lower pressure till the end for a maintenance pump. I’ll go harder tomorrow. And gotta hit that #MonochromeMonday. No bloat but plenty of stretch and heft. #mcm #pumplife #ballpumping #hornypup

There really is no hiding this thing for now. Now excuse me, I’m going to go goon out over my massive donger and sperm tanks. #pumplife #batelife #hornypup #gooner #itssofuckinghuge

The results of the final hour in the #LongJohnny. Don’t think it’ll fit back in the 357 now.

1 hour in the #bullmaster357, then 1 in the #LongJohnny, then another 30 min in the 357 again and I’m definitely filling the pockets a lot better. I think I’m gonna hop back in the LJ. #pumplife #hornypup

Did I mention that this was after a 12 hour bate sesh? #dongbrain strikes again. I will say though the Apple Watch is great for keeping me on time for the pumping cycles #itrimmedmybushforthis #pumplife #gooner #goonbrained #whyamiuppastmignightagain #ohrighttheadhd

Finally dug my pumping gear out of the back of the closet. Still had a full jar of pump lube in there too. Now let’s see what a year of stretching has done to my bloat potential #hornypup #pumplife #whatissleep #bullmaster357 #wetpump

3 days without cumming, weed and poppers. how long do you think i should #stonerpopperbate for tonight? 1 repost = 1 minute of gooning 🤪

I woke up like this. PS it’s shiny because it’s still got Albo from last nights #goon sesh #fcf #morningwood #gooner #ballweights #hornypup #batelife

Not on “theme” per se but I had a quick edge in the bathroom and wanted to share #bator #b8r #chronicbator #greasydong #dong #hornypup #batelife

Ok so how do I get the bots to leave me alone?

#MonochromeMonday coming to you live back in my home gym! It’s good the be back #mcm #hornypup #batelife

Beard scratches while I become a living naked weighted blanket

In the dregs of #sundayfunday Me being cramped in another airplane bathroom with my pants down. Instead of Beelzebub, we have Angel Dust this time. Didn’t have the opportunity to do a proper #sillycocksunday #hornypup #batelife #airplanetoiletsarentforpeopleoversixfoot

Now that I’ve been stretching for over a year and as of a couple weeks back gone up to triple my starting weight, I think I’m going to break the #bullmaster357 out and see how differently things pump up. Maybe see how much of my #longjohnny I can do too. #pumping #ballpumping #wholepackagepumping

It’s the last #SoftCockSaturday of the year! This bench gives a great angle to the dangle for my #donger. #scs #hornypup #batelife #gaycock #dong

Would anyone be interested in my doing a PLAIN ENGLISH discussion of how to make a custom feed on here? I suspect the design of the tools makes it feel a lot more esoteric than it actually is.

#tmw you’re trying to explain to your mom in the car that “no the #kink community isn’t a bad and scary place” and Pink Pony Club is playing on the radio. The universe has a sense of humor and it’s ironic. #queer #leather #bdsm #gay

So I’ve been bad about skipping shoulders and it’s becoming noticeable, esp the delts . The thing is that I usually work them with legs so it’s a long workout. Should I move them to push day? Sprinkle them across the week? Just suck it up? #bodybuildingquestion #bodybuilding #gymlife

House rules.

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#fatcockfriday once again. Rub my furry belly while you blow me and you’ll have my load in no time. #fcf #piercedcock

Santa has one last present for you

Not really a cosmic horror fan, but I can totally get behind eldritch gooning

Here’s a video of me popperbating and cumming to a trainer at the end of a 1-1/2 hour edging sesh for #fursday #bator #b8r #gooner #popperbate #cumshot #ropes #greasydong #hornypup #batelife

Why not? I’ll join in. Take a look at this bowl spread

New stage in stretching unlocked: I don’t know if my mom’s toilet is that shallow or if I’ve just stretched that much, but when their warm, by balls touch the water. #ballstretching #ballstretchingproblems

Serving cakes for Christmas breakfast on this #HumpDay morning, though you’ll need to supply your own cream filling #hornypup #fillerup #backshots #onwednesdayswethrowitback

So my energy is chaos bisexual? Ok. You can find the quiz for yourself if you follow the chain back far enough

Happy #tiddiestuesday! And since it was pull day I thought I’d throw my back progress in as a bonus. #hornypup #batelife #baratiddies #backandbis #everydayischestdayifyourecareful

Confession time: I despise long hard fucks. If you’re going to pound the fuck outta me, you better breed me in under ten minutes. After that I’m just uncomfortable. Now a languorous rocking motion with you lying on my back like a weighted blanket for an hour? Heaven. #buttsex #lazyfuck #hedonist

For your delectation this fine #MonochromeMonday, I thought my ass and thighs looked particularly pumped after cardio today #mcm #hornypup #batelife #cakedup #thickthighssavelives

Question for the masses: now that I’m stretching a pound and a half 24/7, my jocks don’t have the capacity to fully fit my junk. Are there brands or shops that can help with that or should I just take the weights off to workout? #ballstretching #ballstretchingproblems #kinkquestion

#postworkout mirror selfie for #softiesaturday. Definitely starting to see results in my arms and my strength is definitely improving. Can’t wait to pick up the pocket gays. #hornypup #batelife #softcock #iwannagetswole #musclegrowth

Me: oops I accidentally left the third ball weight on overnight. Oh well at least it doesn’t feel sore. Maybe I can do 24/7 a few days early Half an hour of walking around later My balls: WhY aRe YoU dOiNg ThIs To Us?! #ballstretching #ballstretchingproblems #whyyyyy

Happy #fcf from my post nut semi. Ever since I added the third ball weight, my cumshots have only dribbled, not spurted. Hopefully this leads to more ruins instead of full orgasms. #bator #hornypup #batelife

Social media should be safe for trans people. Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes. (And homophobes, and racists, and the rest of the deplorables.) Pass it on.

Airplane bathrooms were really not designed for people six feet and over. Anyways have a dickpic. #mirrorselfie #gaypenis #helpmyneckisstuckataweirdangle

New kink unlocked, vintage VHS edits that make me wish Al Parker did gooner vids

Plan for next year: camera/phone rigs for my bedroom and car so I can film my bate sessions, have better cam sessions, and who knows maybe some other action stuff 🤪 #bator #b8r #gooner #hornypup #batelife #slutgoals #hornyonmain #ijustwannadopornisthatsobad