the world could be saved if everyone drew more self insert porn

quick golden week nacre

glum

look at all of the manual labor youve inflicted him with. have you no human heart? give him some more chocolate. He deserves it. A lot of it. All of it? (1/3)

Got you!! [comm]

He is 12 ft tall if that’s important to anyone besides myself. Tiny jester for comparison. He’s also a toy teapot… 🫖 his royal subjects are the rest of the set

I like him very muchly

Are all gnomes perverts or are some of them unknowing to the pervertness

Who up feeling #berrylicious ? Comment .

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gnome show

Gnome feederism

So ummm that gnome show

realized I should probably highlight this thing! it'll be around 8x5 which is a little bigger than an actual Geronimo Stilton book, it'll be spiral bound and have 50 blank sticker sheet pages. I am so excited for this thing to be real 🔗⬇️

Would you fuck a wizard yes or no be honest

geronimo stilton is BACK at it again getting into straight up TROUBLE. how much trouble that is depends on YOU!!!!!!! That's right! This is a DRIVE! a great big FAT one! check out the replies to see how YOU (yes. YOU!!!!) can influence this poor fellow's waistline... (1/3)

(Extending my hand) tap into nutcracker porn with me

visualizing orgasms with seeing stars is honestly soawsome i will do this forever from now on..........

He kind of bewitched me

Bunnies

🦣

he knows what's up

DUDE…..

Pool toy + bounce castle thing 🍅 #nsfwart #pooltoy #inflation

Boris boobs

perverted, lazy rabbit dude

Whenever I look at him I get hard and. It sucks

Oh my momma @planefuck.bsky.social AGGHHHHHHGGGH 💣💥

Racer X gay sex!!!! also Captain Terror is there hi

☁️mmhhhghh~! not yet, not yet!! hhh!! squeak!! sqk! sqwk!!

☁️ whys my balloon dog make mmy thang go up * gets scared *

Happy V-day from Cupid! How sweet, wait, what's that?

He likes being dommed by me. Art by @planefuck.bsky.social 💓

Oh my god. Ohhhh my god

These are a little more suggestive than normal so I’m slapping them down here

I’m watching the 2014 short and they just dropped a bowling ball on Boris’ cock and balls dude

Thinking about slapstick cartoon bullshit and how I’ve always kind of found it hot—and recently that it corresponds to CBT. Boris is on the short end of the stick all of the time and is being hurt a lot lol. Anvil attack

you're supposed to be spitting it into a little bucket. My god

Doooh @planefuck.bsky.social drew these for me last night AAAHHHG hi Boris

Happy Valentines Day from Robert! Sorry, he has very specific tastes

eeeyep #yup

Ok

How can I hurt him

I was chatting with friends and thinking about how I envision Boris to have erectile dysfunction. He carries shame and is quiet about this part of himself. He might be a little hesitant to be intimate because of it. Yes, this is relevant to my title header

Come sit on his lala

I was very pleased to learn that the creator of Judge Dredd went on record as saying, 'Dredd could be gay, or bi, or straight: It doesn't really matter, he's in love with the law.' Well all I heard is that he can be gay! (I know, I hear what I want to hear sometimes! XD) #nsfw

PLAY😈TOY

[ CW: inflation ] Drew these a week ago but FUCK I’m so tired of not seeing DigDug being the only mf being the center of attention of this fuck ass inflation fetish just the damn enemies or a fem version of him. 😭 Don’t be shy y’all get crazy with the old man himself 💀