The disc is custard colored ohhhh my goddddd

Does anybody know if me believing the alt clerk at the vinyl store saying "good choice" is the equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you or is it because I cleared out their Led Zeppelin stock

Dudes in Osaka are actually a lot more chill because I bought some shit in some random knick-knack tourist shop in Dotonbori and the cashier deadass started laughing when he saw what I was paying for and I don't know what he was saying but he was clearly amused.

Dawg I'm crying I went to a rural temple and for no reason some Buddhist monks treated me to a vendo machine drink and when I picked the same drink they were having they started clapping and yelling "EXCELLENT EXCELLENT"

Japan's sweet potato technology is so elite this must be what it feels like to be an Ostrogothic barbarian at a Panera

Man I love being at the supermarket before New Year's and I can think about how easily this could turn into a Rick and Morty skit where I have a psychotic breakdown and start blitzkrieging into civilians with my shopping cart. Well anyway.

Caught the cat and his boyfriend loafing around and just doing the funny drill thing with their heads

2026 art resolutions idk become 3-5 times more perverted and also get more Catholic guilt with the illustrations. Yanno. Maybe even find the balls to post art without having a crashout episode.

Vendetta players you will never see the gates of heaven

Bro I'm tired it's been so busy at the store since Christmas and this line of work is so difficult but I'm grateful that I'm approaching year 4 of being able to still run a coffee shop.

Chris Leagued too hard and forgot about movie night friendship with Mudasir ended

Transitioning to fun uncle now that my niece is an entire person and in her emo phase. Her mom mentioned I play instruments and asked to borrow my bass and I just straight gave it to her and said come find me if you ever get into heavy metal I have a bunch of shit you can have. 🙏

Anyway I haven't drawn in 3 days because of the holidays and right on time because everything I drew was starting to look like garbage and I was crashing out hard but I pulled the same files tonight and I was??? This is all fine actually lol WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN MY LESSON TO TAKE FUCKING BREAKS!!!

On the upside (and I mean this very, very loosely) it's a little empowering seeing how much chuds resent you AND want to be you just for being able to draw.

It's true that bluesky sucks and nowhere near as good as twitter on the entertainment front but many, many of you should aspire to be less glued to your phones and do something about that scrolling addiction. Which is why I highly recommend bluesky in place of cold turkeying.

Dawg I'm crying you will NOT believe what he actually got me for Christmas and he got it like months in advanced why am I like this

BOYYYYYY IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WOOF WOOF

Found out I'm an influencer because barber's gf started working at the grocery in front of my store that I go to daily so I know most of them > barber starts cutting hair for the whole staff > barber says two of them asked for the same cut as mine after realizing the barber and I know each other.

I don't give a hoot about historical accuracy but that Nolan Odyssey movie's entire visual language looks exactly like the type of shit you'd see off a box of libido enhancers for men. Or a jar of protein powder.

Oh my god... I was at my BIL's house (they live in front of me) and he saw me petting William-- "Yo. Is that cat a male." "Yeah." "OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think William is gay the girl cats in the neighborhood hate him and when I was petting him out on the street he bumped noses with the white tom and then he just left????? I couldn't take a pic. 😔

My brother (Hog) got backfilled into my (Ana) match on the enemy team and he didn't know it was me because I had streamer mode on and he started going off on me on the match chat LMAOOOOO

Had my "fuck it I give up that's all I got in me for the year" and it was having cigarettes and like half a cup of Biscoff spread for dinner and then passing out on the couch for like 6 hours still in my jeans.

I almost bought this today in support of this decision but my self-control was too strong.

The good news is I'm finally enjoying coloring, the bad news is my palette of choice is almost always some bright and warm candy bullshit and I have to tap out after like half an hour because my eyes literally feel like they're about to pop out of their sockets.

I got banned on twitter for trying to tell Chris to kill himself LMFAOOOO BYEEEEEEE

I'm growing my hair out too many mullets now it's time to go Nathan Explosion

Eguls

I fucking love being a third-party observer to League of Legends it will never not make me laugh how the first thing I knew of was Graves doing what is essentially Hamburglar-standard heists meanwhile there's a fucking. Pile of demonic dogs that ate the sun not even 5 bus stops away from there.

Christopher can you please check your fucking phone and answer my texts

Teleporting simmering tea egg smell from my kitchen to yours cause it's so good

Went on a big big walk to forage for food (farmers market), had a big meal after (fried pork and rice) then passed out on the couch when I got home. Exactly what an apex predator was evolved to do. 🙏🐻🐟

I've been getting really into birdwatching lately and also my BARBER just asked me if I wanted to go fishing with him. I love community.

I've gotten pretty good at this I think

Drawing Overwatch weeks before 2026 had me feeling brave and looking at drawings I made in like 2019-2020 and the difference is so astonishing I nearly physically crumpled to the floor because hoooooly fuck dude my drawings used to be so butt-ugly lmao.

I'm afraid next year I'm going to pull up with improved anatomy and it will not be because I did any additional studying, because I didn't, it's just that I found a better brush after being so pig-headed about the "it's not a brush issue it's a skill issue" thing lmao.

Also, feel free to send me recommendations they are always welcome!

Here are my metal album picks for 2025. It was undoable for me to put in only albums released this year so I just put any album I first discovered this year lmao.

Can you be normal for one day

I couldn't really concentrate on Heated Rivalry because like. The fucking Slavic rave house techno background music sends me into hysterics every time which is a thing every 5 minutes or so

Bought street rolls by the cemetery today and dude asked me if I wanted butter and I said aye and I did not expect him to whip out a whole fucking pot lmao I love the rural Philippines

Jogged. To McDonald's.

Had interesting lunch today because the server was a very handsome and muscular older man and my brother and I both kinda went "huh" when he went up to us and also mid-meal he went back to tell us "hi, so sorry about your gyoza it's gonne be late because we accidentally burnt the first one"

HEARTBREAKING: Muscle Pin-Up Artist Shamefully Resorts to Tracing Stock Photo of a Mug

As a rule I don’t sell my embroidery, because I am greedy and jealous and I love the things I make more deeply than anyone else possibly could. But I did assemble some DIY kits of these designs for sale, & put the patterns out on Tumblr for free. #embroidery www.tumblr.com/gradientdesc...

Well back in MY day you had to take the time to develop skills like drawing or writing to achieve some kind of social foothold on fandom and attract friends to you, now losers just make call-out posts and quote tweets and pretend getting any attention from that holds the same weight.

Legitimately why are people so casually rude to artists now. Like literally what is happening what is causing this.

Crazy engine on this man

Sexually objectifying horror movie slashers in your drawings is so good when you don't have a dusty bitch in your ear telling you "he would NOT look like that"

Love being in my 20s like. Not now kitten daddy has to buy a microwave