I want to commission a fic but I don't even know anyone who would be interested in writing for this pairing and moreover I have such rotten luck with fic because I was ghosted all 5 times I tried to commission one so like. Lmao.

Getting noticed by my favorite artists for drawing sissy Omniman

Crazy getting follows from very specific artists I tried to learn from when I first picked up this hobby in like 2018-ish. I still have your artworks printed out and compiled and categorically sorted in a big folder. That's how serious I was.

Retired doctor auntie regular has been trying to recruit me for tennis club and last night she brought the damn coach over at my store so I said yeah ok. I've only been putting it off because my autistic ass doesn't know anybody there. I'm gonna collect racket sports like infinity stones this year.

I got a jar of Biscoff in my downstairs pantry because I need it to develop a beverage for the store and that shit calling out to me like that fuckass thump-thumping under the floorboards Edgar Allan Poe was talking about man

I love living alone and I can do stupid shit like unintentionally pushing my heart rate into the aerobics sustained because I was belting out the whole of Beelzeboss while on the rowing machine.

Shoutout Joachim Luetke this singular image was the gateway into scrambling my brains permanently

Does anybody remember what their tipping point into (unusually) heavy music was?

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

Self portrait

Dead By Daylight is NOT all that as a game for it to have the absolute fucking gall to ask me to perform this much computer tech sorcery just to be able to play hide and seek

Adding another guy to my fictional hockey roster Ox (oscar) is one of the older guys on the team, but he aint slowing down any time soon 😎

I'm not going to give Invincible people any brownie points for being entirely accidentally woke by effectively shifting Viltrum's white supremacy allegory into an American imperialism/assimilation allegory by racially diversifying Viltrumites lol.

The price I pay for being an Omniman fucker is that I have to exist within the vicinity of Invincible fans.

I only unlock my true beastly potential when I let the insomnia run free I wish it wasn't bad for you!

It's a holiday today and I'm fully booked and I can hear a frankly ridiculous amount of competitively loud fagcents from all 8 of my inside tables like. Mama is it pride already. Damn!!!!!!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to say hearing about Lee Pace being picked to voice Thragg was such good news but actually hearing him in these episodes is nuts he was crashing out so bad this episode and the little fuckin fagcent made it so much funnier.

Can the Invincible people give Omniman some shoes already I'm sick and tired of having to look at his fat ankles. What. Is he pregnant or something.

Half my shit is made with lime juice and cilantro lately

Bro I'm dying I'm not even saying this in a gooner way but why did they premium grass-feed this motherfucker for this episode specifically

Sir your son is dying put those things away

OK man whatever

Sunn O))) new music in 2026??? HUHH???

Just watched Arnold's Conan movies for the first time with grown-up eyes and beyond delighted I enjoy these more than I did as a child so I'm sorry but this is going to be my personality for the next 6 months at minimum

Considering dyeing my hair and getting bangs but like in a Conan the Barbarian kind of way

Old white guy at the grocery store who clearly could not make up his mind if I was a man or a woman but kept hitting on me anyway. Alright you know what.

Brother it's 4:40 am they're going bugnuts out there with fucking fireworks. Easter Sunday fireworks. Presumably. This is terrorism

This is actually the most satisfied I've been with my lineart for musculature and portraits in a long time shout to the Plenty brush whoahh???

Like the funny thing is Chris and I have been mutuals for 4+ years before we started talking and turns out we'd been autistically circling each other like "damn this guy is so cool I wish he was my friend" and nothing came of it until like 2023 and I asked him if he wanted to watch Shrek with me

Can't believe I got this WITHIN Philippine soil.

Today's Good Friday store shift like. Why is it mostly muscle gays today. You lot should be at the beach doing drugs. Why are you here. Must be the economy man.

The consequences of being "big artist" and a yapper and sharer at heart is that apparently I can't go a single fucking year without being the target of somebody's parasocial ire or lack of boundaries lmao

Man I love me a horribly but eventually remorseful husband/father seeking reconciliation with his family eatshitathon subplot like the whole Todoroki family drama with Endeavor and this week's Invincible episode this stuff is like crack to me

I should start doing Shin oshikatsu ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Local man disturbs entire speak-easy bar from losing entire shit over woman's "I blocked my ex everywhere and he started trying to communicate with me through Duolingo" story

Got that shit on

Arnie drawings for Project Iapetus :) He's going through it. [ #art #oc #PI2 ]

Being the gay eunuch friend to women is such an important job my girls going to meet me at the bar just to tell me all about their first time getting foot stuff done to them because "we know what you do on the internet you're our safe space" never kill yourself you are loved you are cherished

We finally finished Dune Part 2 last night absolute joke of a movie (positive) Stilgar and Feyd-Rautha had no business being that funny

Bro I'm crying who is this

Met with my brother for breakfast and he told me he started listening to metal again and I asked what and he said Mastodon he just didn't know what the songs were called but he liked them and I tried to be normal about it

Somebody asked

Show up to my parents' house with my disgusting gymbro slop of herbed chicken and half my weight in broccoli and my dad's old gay queen friend sees it and unironically goes "heyyyy baby I know what your plate needssssss" and sets an entire bag of deep fried pork intestines in front of me.

Drawing is so hard oh my god bruh

I want a big buff hairy husband and I just keep him in the basement and force him to bake banana bread whenever I feel like having banana bread. For instance. Today

Why the hell Drifter Deadlock built like Javale Mcgee bru

I love getting absolutely bent out of shape over drawing some fuckshit I have little to no experience in doing and thinking of benching the drawing and then I remember I'm like the Saul Goodman of art advice apparently so now I have to commit to all that shit I said and finish the damn thing

The Virgin Mary scene and the living church statues scene from Between Two Fires......... I get it now.

I never expect any comments or compliments or being reached out to privately with kind words, it's always a blessing to receive them, thank you to those who take the time. ❤️