Struggling with linework because I was trying to see if I can make it look looser and sketchy in feel but it takes a ridiculously disproportionate amount of effort to artificially manufacture the "sketchy" look than if I just did my usual going from chicken scratches straight to clean lines approach

The joy of discovering random music you saw in the sale bin and pulled out because the album cover is nice and it actually fucking slaps

Pickleball done... Coach was nice but basically called me "barbarian racket hits" and said "I can see your grip is too aggressive that's why the veins on your hand look like that" oh OK.

I wanna take up bartending too oughhhhh

I can't stop thinking about Higuruma's laugh in the tub 10/10 VA work that man is out of his fucking mind

Thanks @bluegiragi.bsky.social I'm crying I feel seen

This man suddenly deciding it's funny to start taking his poops at 4 am so he gotta bark at me til we go out to his spot

Oh my god... A regular gave me some scrunchies she said it's cause her mom liked my hair and she made these and wanted to give them to me........

The one time this has ever been funny was that one time someone asked me "don't you have anything to go with this? like nachos?" (Filipinos love nachos and finger food) and their friend said to them "since when do nachos go with coffee? are you stupid?" 😭😭😭

Work rant but one of the things that pisses me off about how behind coffee culture is in the Philippines, especially outside the metro, is that people will assume you are also serving meals even if you explicitly state that you are a coffee shop.

God help me I agreed to pickleball on a Sunday morning lmao

Cute gift I got no idea what else to put on it so like. LOL

I don't think I can "holy shit two cakes" my way out of this one son

I've made jokes about the Catholic guilt to hell and back but sometimes I make decisions my indoctrinators would not have approved of and I feel something cold settling in my stomach and remember how much years of being steeped in it has genuinely fucked with my self-perception.

Waiting for Gira to block me for calling Hudson Williams derpina-coded

I post a funny on main one (1) time and looking at the replies to that Bluesky is never beating the whacky woohoo millenial plus humor + overwhelmingly American allegations but that simply is the price I must pay for peace.

The disc is custard colored ohhhh my goddddd

Does anybody know if me believing the alt clerk at the vinyl store saying "good choice" is the equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you or is it because I cleared out their Led Zeppelin stock

Dudes in Osaka are actually a lot more chill because I bought some shit in some random knick-knack tourist shop in Dotonbori and the cashier deadass started laughing when he saw what I was paying for and I don't know what he was saying but he was clearly amused.

Dawg I'm crying I went to a rural temple and for no reason some Buddhist monks treated me to a vendo machine drink and when I picked the same drink they were having they started clapping and yelling "EXCELLENT EXCELLENT"

Japan's sweet potato technology is so elite this must be what it feels like to be an Ostrogothic barbarian at a Panera

Man I love being at the supermarket before New Year's and I can think about how easily this could turn into a Rick and Morty skit where I have a psychotic breakdown and start blitzkrieging into civilians with my shopping cart. Well anyway.

Caught the cat and his boyfriend loafing around and just doing the funny drill thing with their heads

2026 art resolutions idk become 3-5 times more perverted and also get more Catholic guilt with the illustrations. Yanno. Maybe even find the balls to post art without having a crashout episode.

Vendetta players you will never see the gates of heaven

Bro I'm tired it's been so busy at the store since Christmas and this line of work is so difficult but I'm grateful that I'm approaching year 4 of being able to still run a coffee shop.

Chris Leagued too hard and forgot about movie night friendship with Mudasir ended

Transitioning to fun uncle now that my niece is an entire person and in her emo phase. Her mom mentioned I play instruments and asked to borrow my bass and I just straight gave it to her and said come find me if you ever get into heavy metal I have a bunch of shit you can have. 🙏

Anyway I haven't drawn in 3 days because of the holidays and right on time because everything I drew was starting to look like garbage and I was crashing out hard but I pulled the same files tonight and I was??? This is all fine actually lol WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN MY LESSON TO TAKE FUCKING BREAKS!!!

On the upside (and I mean this very, very loosely) it's a little empowering seeing how much chuds resent you AND want to be you just for being able to draw.

It's true that bluesky sucks and nowhere near as good as twitter on the entertainment front but many, many of you should aspire to be less glued to your phones and do something about that scrolling addiction. Which is why I highly recommend bluesky in place of cold turkeying.

Dawg I'm crying you will NOT believe what he actually got me for Christmas and he got it like months in advanced why am I like this

BOYYYYYY IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WOOF WOOF

Found out I'm an influencer because barber's gf started working at the grocery in front of my store that I go to daily so I know most of them > barber starts cutting hair for the whole staff > barber says two of them asked for the same cut as mine after realizing the barber and I know each other.

I don't give a hoot about historical accuracy but that Nolan Odyssey movie's entire visual language looks exactly like the type of shit you'd see off a box of libido enhancers for men. Or a jar of protein powder.

Oh my god... I was at my BIL's house (they live in front of me) and he saw me petting William-- "Yo. Is that cat a male." "Yeah." "OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think William is gay the girl cats in the neighborhood hate him and when I was petting him out on the street he bumped noses with the white tom and then he just left????? I couldn't take a pic. 😔

My brother (Hog) got backfilled into my (Ana) match on the enemy team and he didn't know it was me because I had streamer mode on and he started going off on me on the match chat LMAOOOOO

Had my "fuck it I give up that's all I got in me for the year" and it was having cigarettes and like half a cup of Biscoff spread for dinner and then passing out on the couch for like 6 hours still in my jeans.

I almost bought this today in support of this decision but my self-control was too strong.

The good news is I'm finally enjoying coloring, the bad news is my palette of choice is almost always some bright and warm candy bullshit and I have to tap out after like half an hour because my eyes literally feel like they're about to pop out of their sockets.

I got banned on twitter for trying to tell Chris to kill himself LMFAOOOO BYEEEEEEE

I'm growing my hair out too many mullets now it's time to go Nathan Explosion

Eguls

I fucking love being a third-party observer to League of Legends it will never not make me laugh how the first thing I knew of was Graves doing what is essentially Hamburglar-standard heists meanwhile there's a fucking. Pile of demonic dogs that ate the sun not even 5 bus stops away from there.

Christopher can you please check your fucking phone and answer my texts

Teleporting simmering tea egg smell from my kitchen to yours cause it's so good

Went on a big big walk to forage for food (farmers market), had a big meal after (fried pork and rice) then passed out on the couch when I got home. Exactly what an apex predator was evolved to do. 🙏🐻🐟

I've been getting really into birdwatching lately and also my BARBER just asked me if I wanted to go fishing with him. I love community.

I've gotten pretty good at this I think