The lengths I will go to to lie about being the store owner, I have been told, is actually comical at this point lol.

Capra demon....... He needs me

Alien Earth was such a waste of time holy shit lol

I think I actually need feedback on drawings but my current mental state is I'd rather die than show my stupid baka artwork to another living soul

Bottomless margarita at 1 pm on a Monday y'all want some

Being a modern artist like: >200 cases of art theft such as: AI, reposting, reposting paywalled content, tracing, unlicensed merchandising. >Regularly damage mental/physical health to post art; traction dead on the water within 2-3 days.

looked away for 0.5 seconds in the gc

I got mystery custard apples on my window... I don't know who has custard apple trees here and these can't be from my neighbors because they're all evil selfish assholes so???

zero recollection of drawing this but its cute i share. superbat yayyyyyyy yayyyy (shakes my rattle)

My (Ana) rando Rein charging back after a 5k nanoshatter just to waltz emote in front of me

Alien Earth flop

I love realizing I've aged out of the fandom mass consensus because looking at current trends my Overwatch 2 shipping opinions would likely put me on a kill list if I still talked on twitter like I did back in like 2018 or so.

Esnupi

Apex predator mindset some people you gotta hunt for friendship

Jennifer Coolidge voice I want a margarita so bad

Drawing a random fuckass background houseplant in an illustration to balance out the composition and expecting mfs to care when there's a dude dead-center with his dingaling out

Truthfully I liked this much better at the penciling stage so I guess it's fine to just keep pencil doodles as pencil doodles.

Most artists I know start being a very specific kind of mentally ill the minute they hit the 5-digit follower count it's so sad and hilarious

I will do the same, repetitive tropes of half-stripping men over and over again strictly because I am a singular-minded pervert and I will make that everyone's problem.

I moved most of my figurines to the bar, figured they'd be more appreciated there than in the swirling darkness of my bedroom etc etc. And yes I asked my brother to photograph these because I take photos like an old person.

Funny match I had today lol

To my American friends I have boxed your trinkets however the government post office has stopped shipping to the US so. 🥲🥲🥲 We'll see

Purin shirt has been anointed into crop top status thank you @jemmabee.bsky.social

care to severely underestimate a country reporter . . .

Imagine I was chronically online enough to weaponize my following by going "if you have complaints then draw it yourself" but I have things to do and I don't entertain people who've clearly never picked up a pen in their lives lol.

Just saw a white guy get visibly confused over someone saying "bababa ba?" which is a genuine Tagalog sentence LMAOOOO

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

Local Bara Artist Daunted by the Concept of Painting Clouds: More in 10

Batushka will be in Taipei next year... I wish I had metalhead friends IRL. 🚶

Me when I'm not feeling great and lowkey want to feel fucking worse

Life report: I cannot stop making apple pies. Goddamn what a culinary invention

Do NOT ask chris_sdd what happened to my tumblr account; we are NOT actually friends and I have simply wormed my way into his good graces with the sole intention of leeching off of his precious social media clout.

Cuddling in the box to hide from the water while papa hoses down the yard

SAW HIM TODAY!!! He still won't go to the shop I try to lead him on but he stops following about a meter away from the shop. 😔

Occasionally opening twitter and offhandedly glancing at numerics to see some random artwork with some statistics like 33k likes and 4 comments and I'm. I think that would have me going on an active hostage-taking situation actually

I LOVE when I give my cherished friend money for video games and he threatens to kill me over and over and over instead of saying thank you. 😒

I love drawing body hair. But not leg hairs. Deeply evil area.

My favorite neighborhood kitty I wish I saw him everyday but he won't come see me at my shop because he probably smells the other toms that hang out there. 💔

Me and Chris started watching Peacemaker. Painful so far but we love John Cena like a long-lost childhood friend and want to know what the fuss is all about.

My brother's girlfriend came home from a Europe trip "hi I got you the hot priest calendar from Italy I thought you might like it :D" .....Man alright (I'll open it next year).

I'm so sick of this digital nonsense dude I've gotta start being more insane about my savings. Like having them converted into ingots and storing them in my spleen. I don't fucking know.

My bank denied my fraud claim! This person stole my money by putting into another bank account though! So I will be head-hunting this motherfucker myself!

What this show is missing is a smiling benevolent evil motherfucker like David 8 or Milchick but I'm biased because that's my favorite kind of guy.

I'll give Alien Earth a fair chance and see the whole season through but so far I'm just not seeing it. GREAT set designs and some good shots here and there but I'm just not sold on the writing or the plot and I find none of these characters compelling.

All-timer

It is truly a gift to listen to Judas Priest, remember that Rob Halford is gay, and know that he very much was making one million dick riding references on Turbo Lover. Life is beautiful.

WHAT a fucking song man

Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really

Deadlock fanbase stocks skyrocketing since Doorman and Drifter is so fucking funny I'm sorry. Unfortunately Tumblr Sexyman and Dirty Goth Hobo are important components for a fandom ecosystem to thrive.