hi. wtf is up

both girls are exceptional bass players it turns out

sometimes i think oh i can post my crazy political opinions on here without getting banned like on twitter but then i remember. the feds are everywhere for those with eyes to see them

Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

i keep bursting into tears

This is a beautiful tribute.

fair bit going on over there. anyway how are you guys

people got really angry at me on twitter for saying that i hate Temu. what a wonderful world

hi

hi happy thursday and second last day of work for the year

sure whatever i’ll bring this over here too. here’s what i think for 2025, and here’s what i learnt in 2024. thanks :)

happy saturday 🥰

we were robbed overnight they took our keys wallets and stole our car. scaled the fence/roof and in through the back door. let the cats out but they’re fine thank fuck. this is truly maybe my worst nightmare and everything else aside has undone years of therapy. happy sunday

hey Sil 🥰

so is there a Dymissus?

well, so, is there a mister remember?

if i get one more motherfucking black friday text message from a brand then i am going to snap my phone in half fashion it into a shank and remove my own scalp

once my collagen peptide supplements start kicking in it’s over for you bitches

Dymista is so fucking nasty man. sure it works but it’s so hard to not slam my fist on the table out of revulsion every time that post nasal drip hits

[BLUETOOTH VOICE LADY IN THE RECORDING STUDIO]: Power on. Connected. [PRODUCER]: Sorry love can we get that way hornier. Like as sexy as you can thanks love [BLUETOOTH VOICE LADY] 😘Power🥰🥵 On😩🗣️👄💦 Connected 😚😉🤫💋

i walk past this miniatures shop quite a lot and every time i see their stupid sign it pisses me off SO BAD. WHAT ALIGNMENT

can someone teach me how to hack those big roadside electronic signs they use for roadworks? i have one near me and i want to just make it read “PISS”

there should be a public worldwide database where you can search your name and see if you’re banned from entering a country. CANIFLYHERE.ORG for example. like i would never want to go to the USA anyway but it would be funny to know…

goodnight from patty who is completely and fully passed out and in REM sleep right now

legally i am not allowed to involve myself with anything Wicked related due to a series of unfortunate lesbian events that transpired from 2010-2012

these things are like vapes but for cars

Cat. Ca. 1904 - 1908. www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks...

good morning from Silvia who i am cat-sitting

i don’t like that there are fifty states in america. the number is far too rounded off and neat. they should have stopped at maybe like 47 but the little piglets couldn’t help themselves

it is a little bit too hot today thank you!!!!!!

do you guys like my old man $20 chemist glasses i had to buy in a tizzy while my real ones are at the glasses shop

So, is there a gross mr. conduct?

oh my god? oh my god? oh my god?

sometimes the valium doesn’t knock you out and instead has you zooted at 11pm frowning and googling ‘central american regional dialects’

was really really put to the test by the trickster god of public transport today

IS IT POSSIBLE TO GO INSANE FROM SNEEZING

i had to drop my glasses at the optometrist today to get a new prescription so now i’m seeing angels in the tiles of my kitchen splashback for the very first time

the trouble with being on animal identification forums is that sometimes you’ll see a video of a massive female wolf spider with her entire back covered in hundreds of live spider babies. and all you can do is start gagging

i have a blossoming addiction

i tried for roughly four posts to have a sane and appropriate account but it’s not for me. it’s just simply not for me. i have a jester’s soul

good morning. time to ham it up on here

he was here for i want to say precisely 2 minutes and 45 seconds. went yep sweet no worries 👍🏻 you son of a bitch i spent four hours cleaning my fucking house ADMIRE IT CUNT

waiting crouched behind the front door with a pickaxe for my real estate agent to show up for this inspection

the functionality/look of this app is far better thank god. AND i was thirty seconds away from tearing my scalp off if i had to read another blue tick chat GPT cunt replying with some “It is true that this happens! Life is always there 🤣” shit

totally didn’t realise that this was from a swift updates account and just read it as a biblical-like omen

good evening to all bitches

I MISS YOU PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!

can you talk about gutting and mauling politicians on here without worry of having your account nuked? otherwise i’m not interested