Nobody calls it a beaver anymore

Just performed my duty as man of the house and ate 3 pounds of Mac and Cheese before it went bad

It’s crazy how hot Gillian Anderson was in the X-files and then just kept getting hotter since then

How is this not bigger news

Be serious

We are so back

Don’t remember what I was cookin when I fell asleep last night

Gotta nip this whole “skeet” thing in the bud. My promise to you is I will never call them that.

Driving cross country and passing from dusty Texas/Oklahoma into The South where everything is lush and green is so dramatic

Burned all my cooldowns already this morning 😞

No one outpizzas the hut, sis

In episode 2 of the new season the Witcher fights a bloodborne boss. It’s so cool

Instead of calling it a skeet do a single thing that honors Christ or ten push-ups

Every time I stay in a hotel I go to the nearest target and buy a pillow for 6.99 and then forget it in the hotel room when I check out. so if you ever stay in a hotel and one of the pillows is slightly better than the others, you’re welcome.

Going to Mexican movie theater to watch Rapidos y Furiosas 10

Just realized I only have like 5 posts on here and 2 of them are about Miley Cyrus. 3 of them are about Miley Cyrus

I don’t usually like when singers are real horny on stage but I bet those little club shows Miley did where she was taking her pussy out were fun as hell

Explaining to my daughter that Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person and blowing her tiny mind

they absolutely need to bring 90s dinosaur bedsheets back

Sometimes there will be a chair outside with some water on it from when it was raining earlier and I’ll just sit on that thing

jump scare at my sisters house tonight