I’m at the Christmas Party episode. Meredith….this is a lot.

Phyllis is the best person on this show. Idc idc idc

So Dwight is like…..a Notsee basically????

Every now and then I think about how the world is the way it is because a handful of our billionaires desperately want to be cool.

I started watching The Office. What in the HR violation.

Started watching Paradise. It’s gonna need my full attention clearly. I’m sat tho.

Where art thou hoes?

This woman told her man to sign up for write a prisoner to get money from women and when he told her the suga mamas didn’t wanna let him go, she wanted to call a lawyer. The lawyer told her he could catch a charge now she looking dumb. It’s all SO white.

Does “the IT Guy” get tired of being called that?

This also means I’m due for an iron infusion. Boooooooo.

I be so sleepy, I go to bed early and wake up before I want to.

The last time I dated someone publicly in view of social media he humiliated me. No fucking thanks.

Bianca on Life After Lockup is garbage as fuck.

Chile.

Watching Season 5 of Love After Lockup (I’ve never watched this show before) I’m at the part of the season that’s on Life After Lockup. Shonta doesn’t seem to like True so what are we doing here??? Zeruiah is a loon.

Jesus Christ. I am old.

Christian has his own sexual assault lawsuit to worry about. I need him to focus.

This is a very fine man

Grandma was tryna fake saying no. You ain’t gotta put on for us Miss Bobbi Jean!

Seeing women rejoice and post shit about Sean Combs being free (he’s not) got me acting all outta character. This was unnecessary. I don’t regret it but it was mean.

*taps the sign again*

Yall gotta learn to punch up, not down.

I hate seeing Black people refer to white folks as niggas. Feels gross.

The Trump Phone no longer promises it’s made in America

Sitting in work meetings in a sweater and everyone’s asking me if I’m OK. Hell yeah. My air on.

I’m freezing. Love that for me.

Iran letting the yoppa sing? Oh boy.

I know my neighbor tired of me singing Cowboy Carter. Bitch I’m on tour. Fuck you.

It’s hotter than a gamer’s asscrack outside.

And won't. ✨

Every time I see someone sharing posts from Butch Ware, I think about the time he got on Rumi Carter's internet talmbout Trump supporters aren't racist. Fuckin dork.

One of my favorite episodes of his career and hugely informative.

I love how Taylor put Huda on ice. But when he said "no cryingggg hold them damn tears" I cried 😂

I really like Belldasha for Nic but Cierra has totally grown on me.

These niggas are ANGRY because Jeremiah likes Huda 😂😂😂😂 this is FUNNY #loveIslandUSA

I'm on Episode 14 and this girl has cried on almost every episode. What the hell? And in the beginning she was all,"I'm emotionally mature because I'm a mom." Girl you are a child.

Who is keeping Subway in business?????

Huda is a nut job.

I’m cynical and ask too many questions.

This is so rude. 😩

Anybody else sleep like shit last night?

Here we go.

Why is Huda having kid such a secret?? I don't understand.

Bitch Huda and Jeremiah are acting like this and it's only been FOUR DAYS??????

And the way Ace is acting when the new bombshell was kissing Jeremiah at this baseball game is suspicious. Like...has he been moving for their downfall the whole time?? I've never watched this show before.

Huda and Jeremiah really ruin the vibe for me. Leave the show and go be together.

I'm trying to watch Love Island with a serious face but there is SO much random kissing.

What’s ethical about killing living, breathing plants????