Loaded up my old vulcan save in Stationeers to extract some IC10 code I wanted. It's over a year since I walked in that base and... oh god, I got up to some truly batshit shenanigans in there. At night the base inhales as much atmosphere as possible, filling a giant tank to max pressure so that […]

This all really good, love this. It's all analyzing social behaviors, not code at all. "Five git commands that tell you where a codebase hurts before you open a single file. Churn hotspots, bus factor, bug clusters, and crisis patterns." https://piechowski.io/post/git-commands-before-reading-code/

I woke up with the Gummi Bears theme stuck in my head and, brain, I dunno where you're going, but I dig it.

RE: https://dice.camp/@johnzajac/116358111330582486 Exactly what I felt when I read that toot. "Holy shit what an incredibly white male take." The man straight up said "discrimination is when people don't want to listen to my ideas" Christ, what an asshole.

I want a version of Wings of Honneamise that doesn't have the rape scene, so I can watch it again. "Our character is emotionally distraught and breaking down, how can we show this?" "Oh I know, make him SA his best friend." 😠🤬 No! Bad writer! What the fuck?!

Currently waiting in the lobby at an imaging center to have an MRI done on my leg. They are adamant that you MUST be here half an hour before your appointment... so you can sit and wait for your appointment. I COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING! There has been a steady stream of boomer women who don't […]

The Mario Galaxy movie was pretty meh. My kids enjoyed it, but I was bored. At one point a child let out a very loud yawn and I was like "same, kid, same". Way too fast pacing, zero character development (aside from Peach getting a back story), and a lot of story beats that just happen because […]

"Kat, I need help. There is... this is so much poop. I can clean it up but its gonna take a while." She walks out to the living room. "Heh, oh. ... oh ... oh no ... what... what in the... what the fuck is wrong with this dog?!"

RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116334731016301199 Okay but, for real, fuck kangaroos.

IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

What the fuck, Jack in the Box?! Both the supreme croissant and the ultimate breakfast sandwich have been removed from the menu?!

So... whats the betting odds like on Artemis II actually making it home safe?

RE: https://flipboard.com/@variety/tv-t51gkop9z/-/a-rUgkdW2iQNC5lNY0Ss-Y7Q%3Aa%3A1819762525-%2F0 Eep!

"Cloudflare rebuilds wordpress". Did they also rebuild the hundreds of thousands of themes, templates and plugins that made wordpress into the juggernaut that it is? Because without that you're just a 15th standard.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116331214428018460 I do like when a salad bar has beets

RE: https://indieweb.social/@keithamus/116328410312008711 This is actually surprisingly hard

People keep assuring me that LLMs writing code is a revolution, that as long as we maintain sound engineering practices and tight code review they're actually extruding code fit for purpose in a fraction of the time it would take a human. And every damned time, _every damned time_ any of that […]

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

I had never put much thought into how much poo six elephants must produce in a day. #sandiegozoo #safaripark

I say this as a tech person, as someone who has spent a lot of time thinking about dating apps, and as someone who has used OkCupid numerous times over the last two decades: Don't use OkCupid […]

[uspol] RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116319913923198334 Not how I expected the balkenization to start, but okay.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@danluu/116317069604398190 Speed running enshitification

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116313780570306443 Or covered in blood 👀

We watched Goat tonight, animated film about a goat basketball player. It was cute. Visually pretty cool, they used the shading systems developed for Spiderverse, but with an acrylic paint effect that looks pretty neat in closeup shots. The camera direction and cinematography were fantastic […]

Am I paranoid for worrying that a foreign strike on virginia would probably cripple the entire nation's ability to access their banking? Told my wife this morning that we should take out chunk of cash just to keep in the safe in case credit cards become unavailable.

RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116302450823627577 Aww, the poor baby 😒

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116302987652117027 I did not want to know that earwigs can fly...

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@ddosecrets/116301985873947303

The tech industry has genuinely lost its fucking mind. https://www.rubick.com/should-qa-exist/

when mr. rogers died nobody had to defend him, say he was a loving father with kids, or claim we was quoted out of context, everyone knew he was a nice guy. lots to learn here.

Watching the fog roll by

RE: https://mastodon.online/@virtualbri/116298634429397096 This was such a cool video. Every set was practical

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ChanceHMiller/116297487820652343 :sadpanda:

My iPhone updated to 26.3.1 and now my photo favorites appear to be in random order instead of by date. Wtf, Apple?

Thinking a lot lately about how the war that precipitated everything in the Fallout universe started over oil shortages.

This edit had me laughing so hard that I started crying. https://youtu.be/u_MDUO0l0J4?t=56

RE: https://mstdn.social/@hkrn/116293396342020999 LOL, OP is getting slaughtered in the comments

Nooo, not Nothing Bundt Cakes!! https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/kkr-acquire-nothing-bundt-cakes-over-2-billion-wsj-reports-2026-03-25/

This had better fucking be yuri https://youtu.be/a8RHqN93qfo

I'm back into playing Timberborn again after the 1.0 release. Absolutely loving the new automation features, I have so much more control over my colonies and can tightly tune things so that I need a lot fewer beavers to accomplish my goals. I'm now firmly in the camp that the Iron Teeth are […]

It's really hard to explain to an autistic 9yo that he can say poop and sex but can't say shit or fuck because some snooty people hundreds of years ago didn't like the people who used those words.

[spider] RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116284585533375386 ... to the tarantula?

I learned how to do CAD in AutoCAD 2 on fucking dos, and sometimes... I really miss that shit

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116280575943263005 I just put in an order for a new tp-link router, not because I need one, but because they're about to get a lot more expensive and I want to make sure I have one in reserve 😬

Holy shit, github... > Forget five nines – the way things are going, one nine is looking like an ambitious goal. https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/10/github_outages/

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/116277982452989411 Valid

If you take a Petri dish, castor oil and some ball bearings and put all in an electric field, you might happen to spot an interesting behavior: self-assembling wires who appear to be almost alive [📹 Stanford Complexity Group]

RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116272840734165707 It would be hilarious if it weren't terrifying