RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/115999366131646804 Yeah, yeah thats valid

I had to point out to my wife today that most kids in elementary school probably don't know what an mp3 is, and she should just ask for youtube links for music to play at the school talent show. How did MP3s only manage to be culturally relevant for two decades, damn.

Throwing this out here because I don't think I tooted about it yet. Purple makes very good mattresses that do not deform over time, BUT, that ten year warranty they boast is completely bullshit. The fine print states that the warranty is void if the mattress is stained, and their own mattress […]

RE: https://mstdn.social/@990000/115993630141888644 How we did end up in the timeline where instead of writing a note on a post-it and sticking it to the door one needs A HUNDRED THOUSAND GPUS WHICH COST A TRILLION DOLLARS AND BURN A TERAWATT OF POWER WHILE GIVING ZERO FUCKS ABOUT COPYRIGHT OR […]

If you set mastodon to require approval for quote posts, please remember to go into mastodon and actually approve posts... 😒😔

Composer: "So we might need to use the sample for this one instument in Voodoo People." Flutists: "Nah, we got you bro." Seriously, this was epic. https://youtu.be/FJBdGTN56rU

Well crap. Jess Ting (well known vaginoplasty surgeon, protege of Bowers) was Epstein's personal on call plastic surgeon. https://theneedlenews.com/jess-ting-prolific-vaginoplasty-surgeon-performed-plastic-surgery-for-jeffrey-epsteins-girls-brought-young-children-to-epsteins-island/

WoW Player Housing has been a bit of a disappointment. https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/if-housing-was-actually-like-the-cinematic/2242799/33 #wow #warcraft

Looks like Microsoft Azure is having issues this morning? CoD, WoW, Overwatch, Minecraft and Bumble (really?) all having connectivity issues, according to DownDetector. I haven't been able to play WoW Retail all morning, though oddly WoW Classic realms work just fine.

@RainofTerra you still know anybody at blizzard? I imagine their legal department would be very interested in this https://www.instagram.com/p/DThWMaKAJD0/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

RE: https://haunted.computer/@Dio9sys/115990643777587488 I love DF so much

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115986137480395473 I can confirm, satin sheets make it impossible to keep anything on the bed

Wearing these amazing earrings by @ayke ☺️

Discovered yesterday that Madonna released a 20th anniversary edition of Confessions on a Dance Floor, which is my favorite album of hers. I immediately ran to buy it on vinyl. I cannot find it in any physical media, it seems to only exist on streaming services. The original is available, but […]

Feline Distressed Jeans

RE: https://toot.cat/@ceejbot/115977213862120801 Well, I did not expect to be crying at 7am, but here it is

RE: https://mastodon.social/@mcc/115975129032610730 I think that whoever put “sleeping,” “socializing” and “spending time with family” on the list of hobbies in the python developers survey needs to take a vacation for the safety of themselves and everyone around them

I'm #colorblind and I use https://xkcd.com/color/rgb/ frequently. Randall 'xkcd' Monroe did a survey of over 100,000 readers where he showed them random rgb colors and said "what would you call this?" and afterwards he did his best to sort the results into the most popular color names and the […]

TIL there is an npc in WoW named D'rude, and yes... it casts Sandstorm.

RE: https://blackqueer.life/@FinalGirl/115975590040628852 For those not in the know, here, educate yourself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmett_Till

Man finds ring that can stop time. He immediately uses it to win at capitalism. https://youtu.be/PG1RHVZkkbg

Well, I sure hope this pre-expansion event for WoW Midnight ramps up as it gets closer to launch, cuz... oof. This kinda sucks. Almost feels like an afterthought. I'm completely done with it for the entire week, can't even engage with it further on my alts, and it's not even been active for 12 […]

Somewhere between the bedroom and the garage I lost my 10mm wrench, and I cannot find it anywhere along that path

You can always tell when the WoW quest authors get a new questing mechanic to play with, because then you'll get like 15 of the same fucking quest in a single content update.

day 112 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Picar Pier is so gorgeous at night.

Disney parks should have Japan style pod hotels (either in the park itself, or in Downtown Disney) where you can rent just a bed for a few hours to take a nap in the afternoon. Being able to go back to our hotel room and rest for a couple hours yesterday gave us so much more energy to stay in […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/115953547396109448 Oh wow, we're starting at the best top of the list, okay then

Picar Pier is so gorgeous at night.

Confession time: I sometimes forget that Alberta is not the state east of Mississippi.

We waited at rope drop to get in to fantasyland so we could try to beat crowds to Peter Pan. We failed, turns out thats what everyone else was doing too. The line immediately filled up. So instead we were the first people on Mister Toad's Wild Ride. #disneyland

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/115948011044680366 Oh suuuck.

RE: https://tenforward.social/@gaghyogi49/115945718661037683 This was definitely the props department playing a prank

Subtoot: For the record, boosting does not "burden your instance with extra storage". The instance already had a copy of the post that it will retain indefinitely because it was on your timeline. Boosting it is the equivalent of a symlink/alias/shortcut.

This bizarre, hurried cut-and-paste Bluesky clone called "W" (wsocial.eu) says it will fill this huge gap in Europe where no social media platforms exist. Meanwhile... https://umap.openstreetmap.fr/en/map/fediverse-near-me_828094#3/25.80/29.79

RE: https://furry.engineer/@soatok/115939943952038370 I just... really? Your failure state is acceptance? Thats... What the fuck?!

I still didn’t feel like I understood. Yet, I had to set the wasp right on one troubling matter. “Madam Wasp? Please understand that the cavities in our teeth are not galls. They are nothing like galls.” “Oh. what a pity. Teeth seem like such a nice safe place to put your child—“ “I promise you […]

Welp, my mastodon database just crossed 15GB, forcing me to increase my masto.host tier again. Really wish @Mastodon offered more tools for trimming database size beyond "DELETE ANYTHING OLDER THAN N DAYS"

I just learned that the original name for the Batman Beyond title music was "Smells Like Creamed Spinach" and I don't know what to do with this information.

LOOOOOOOOOOL

I don't know why I so often think of Simpsons scenes while I'm in the shower. (Door bell) Homer: "Who is it?" Outside: "Goons" Homer: "Who?" Outside: "Hired goons."

I did not realize just how much of my Trance playlist is composed of songs about love, until I tried to play it to bring me out of a two hour RSD spiral and actually screamed at my phone.

Apparently when I rescheduled my appointment, the endoscopy center did not update their reminder notification system, so now I'm getting reminder texts for colonoscopy I won't be having

"And these 'AI productivity gains', are they in the room with us right now?"

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@todb/115930287686917969 The iOS keyboard is severely broken. And yes, it took me three tries to type this correctly.