bromb when hes trying to write his lab report and I call him to screen share crossword puzzles

my stupid Samsung gleeful marimba default alarm was going off at 4 am at work and my phone was in the back my coworker goes "TELL SAT TO TURN HIS COCOMELON OFF"

hold that thought babe my fap alarm is going off

"wait tate ur poly?!?!?" dont make me laugh.... of course not I just have two beautiful hygenic boyfriends

me at everyone calling me greedy for having two beautiful boyfriends

I know my bf left work early cuz I called the library to troll him and I had to sit there listening to classical music

wringing hands together idc about the pt and hbom drama bc she's a weird racist and transandrophobe

If i had this shit i would naenae in it

im getting a promotion :J

roast came out perfect btw string aside

locked in my house no brombo no hal no point

bruh I forgot to cut the string off my roast

gay guy to parents: i'm gay parents: okay the brita filter that sucks you off: fuuuuuck duuuuude you should have some waterrrrr 🥵

I need to go to Pittsburgh

its hal eve also its mel and marinas birthday tomorrow

tomorrow is hal eve

this shit is grueling to do

one thing about me i been smoking a mild amount of legal bum ass weed and im so chilled out

draw something right now

this the see saw i fell off when I was 8 and my mom had to drive to get me and she didnt have shoes on I had fucked my shoulder up all because a bee was messing w me and my ass was 6 feet off the ground

brombo coming for all of June ❤️❤️❤️

me and hal were inventing weed magazines

im making Baltimore

cramping terrible I might fall apart like in Lego star wars

In all my years covering this stuff, I have NEVER seen Americans so explicitly labeled terrorists like they are in the newly released national counterterrorism strategy 👇 www.kenklippenstein.com/p/insane-pre...

my dogman

Gabe after karkat chose Dave over them and after I gave them an entire fucking wardrobe and a new room and 3 food items

im so obsessed with terrible school band concert videos I hear the music in my head at night and stay up cackling

its national gay biamorous raccoon day

little graveyard:]

hmm...

bfs gift arrived dont tell him

dropped an iron on my foot point down cartoon ass injury

me and hals new matching shirts

this is me btw

I love working with all girls until a big ass order is brought late at 4 am and left in the wrong spot and im banished to carrying and unloading all that heavy shit

I got them 6 and a half foot chains where do you want me to put them

between the buttons / Klaus johann grobe babies / pulp o samba da minha terra / novos baianos gossipo perpetuo / Jean Jacques perrey a quick one while he's away / the who how does it feel / doopees obaa Sima / Ata kak tombo in 7/4 / airto moreira reet / Hamid al shaeri them that's not / j-live

im with Tommy toughknuckles out of new York city