Hey y'all! If you haven't heard I'm rebranding, but I'm keeping this bluesky as a place to talk less in character and meme and stuff! So if you all can and you enjoy me content as a vtuber and creator please go follow @haziellastlight.bsky.social

#vtubers REJOICE I GOT THE TIDDY NUMBER

PACK IT IN CHAT MY CAREER HAS BEEN MADE

I love you chiitan you give me hope sometimes 🥺

Listen I'm never going to read the magic card with over 7 words >:C

Are we for or against a deck tech where I make a list that's Staxing out a single player while group hugging the others and naming it The Cuck Chair?

I promise! You won't be compelated! #mtg #magicthegathering #vtubing #vtuber #envtuber

Friends did you know days on end of only getting 3-4 hours of sleep means you're nauseous all the time and have headaches? On the cool side of it I've been SUPER productive!

Don't get mad just because your opponent did the thing! Everyone's trying to have fun! #magicthegathering #mtg #vtuber #vtubing #envtuber

Apologies for repeat videos if you see them! I'm slowly uploading my videos to skylight!

If you're wondering where I've been. #mtg #magicthegathering #vtuber #envtuber

FINE IM A GIRLFAILURE! here's a storytime for my magic and vtuber friends...

Guys is there any interest in a stream where I eat a can of corn but it's only one kernel at a time every thirty seconds?

I'ma be real guys i stay taking my bra off like I'm Kurt angle (I can't find the gif I deleted my post to find the gif to add context but I can't find it so just imagine the thumb guy ripping off a strap and screaming pls thank you.)

I hate to inform you that I have a small nook in my closet to have low stimuli and take naps. I'm sorry you had to find out I'm a weirdo like this.

If you're wondering where I've been btw heres an explanation www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6bbBnuD/

Little did you guys know that every tweet and video of mine being posted since the failure of the Phyrexian invasion was premade as a failsafe so you can still see me. Eventually it'll run out, but you'll never know when. It also is the real reason there's no more streams.

If your girl did a song would y'all show out for it?

Damocles by sleep token hits like a brick did you know that?

Seeing my vtuber friends make content lately has made me desperately want to get back in the saddle. I'm just kinda debating a rebrand/redebut or something. I love being the cute little phyrexian but do I wanna change course or maybe just start anew?

Not a concrete date. Just know. Soon.

COME WATCH AT 7PST FOR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF ME

COME WATCH THE NEXT LEG OF THE OPHI BYEBYE TOUR WITH MY BUDDY BONGGLE OR ELSE ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT ALL YOUR SWEETS 😡

Got misgendered on a video in 2024, wild time we're living in. I think last time that happened was like...3 years ago? Sheeeeesh.

An announcement

Depression sleep has wrecked havoc over this week, but next week expect videos and streams as usual along with the announcement to cap off the weekend.

Well, I guess I have an announcement again.

So I've had this leg problem for the past few weeks where different parts of my thigh just radiate pain and I've decided to forego a doctor. Either it'll fix itself or I'll die because doctors are ew.

I'm really about to move a fourth time in 2 years jfc thanks government.

Disease by Beartooth is an anime intro if I've ever heard it.

I exist. Even if I have to scream it at the top of my lungs until I go hoarse and my throat bleeds I will. I fucking exist.

Remember that I'm always rooting for you, you glorious meatbag you.

I wanted to go to the game store, but I seem to have messed up my leg pretty bad and the stairs at my apartment seem to be a hurdle I don't think I can really manage. Ya girl just wants to play magic at her favorite LGS

I've not felt this invigorated in ages, I've somehow managed a backlog of content and am gearing up to post twice a day on top of my streams. I feel inspired and happy and just overall great.

Rionya, Zada, Giada...WotC PRINT ME ANIME ART INNISTRAD ANGELS AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

The first step is always the hardest, but you're strong enough to take it. I believe in you!

Announcement tomorrow!

GUYS WE CAN GET THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

I'm so excited to share the news, not only is it going to be on the weekend of magiccon. It also coincides with my 4 year anniversary of making content! Some big changes are happening, especially things that people have asked about recently! Excite!

A firm reminder for new and old. 🎨 @jmartin0132.bsky.social

Guys the Coca-Cola Oreo slaps, also the Oreo coke too. Holy heck I wasn't expecting it to go so hard

Oh shit oh fuck I get to meet my friends soon holy crap my anxiety is through the roof.

I'm not gonna lie, I've made a BUNCH of friends from my various social medias, and magiccon is going to be my first time meeting them in person. I am dead afraid of meeting them truth be told. I'm kind of a dweeb all things considered ya know?

Attention #mtg bluesky! I have fixed the commander power level scale. Try this with your friends and thank me later!

My one fear is that my ranking innistrad grilled cheese videos becomes "doing the entire scope of magic" and I slowly turn into some grilled cheese connoisseur.

Learning programs and learning a new language has been the highlight of my day recently. I forgot how fun it is to pick stuff up and run with it. Also forming good habits with finch has been amazing too. I feel like for the first time in forever I'm taking steps in the right direction.

I can't wait till magiccon Vegas I have some heckin news I've been dying to talk about. And no, it's not grilled cheese sandwich related (much).

Doing some last minute deck upgrades for magiccon, looking forward to seeing everyone and having a blast jamming some games! Picking an outfit to wear is also troublesome. Decisions aren't my strong suit, I'm too much a bottom. Just kidding. I'm a top. I'm 11ft of molten steel and sex appeal.

Y'all spiderman gets a whole set, so new York is in magic. WOTC GIVE ME PIZZA RAT AS A CARD AND MY SOUL IS YOURS