“You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.”

That scene in “Westworld” where the hero say - “cease all motor functions” seconds before a disaster.

KCC’s team building Bowling Night

Thoughts & Prayers to all those Reformers who lost in the by-elections is what he means 👍

The people of Boston & Skegness suffered in WWII. Apparently they liked it so much they elected him to continue their suffering 👍

After voting, serf’s are invited to try out the new “Wulferhampton Lido”. (No Lepers Allowed)

Trump has just choked on his rusk 😂

🎶did somebody say…..#JustEat”🎶

Batman and “Councillor Throbbin’”

Here’s Rupert “I’m not racist” Lowe doing a fine job of contracting himself 👍

Glorious day in Whitley Bay ⛱️

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s new signature 👇

…..or a TV studio 🤷‍♂️

Pol Pot. Tin Pot

Welsh Dragon. Reform Dragon.

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Any word from the MOD as to if their weapons were hot 🤷‍♂️

Irish immigrants helped build much of the physical and industrial Britain we know today. More recently, workers from across Europe.

Is he tweeting his fan mail again or is it from Billie 🤷‍♂️

What did she fill it with ? The rest of the Reform Councillors would be a good start 🤷‍♂️

“Make it sew Number One”

Oliver’s concerned his income stream is drying up 👇🤔

I’m praying it’s the new season of “Hunted”. Anything else….🤢🤢🤢

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink 😳

Question: is she 1: Desperate 2: Hopeless 3: Both

Macron passes responsibility to Robinson Crusoe’s loyal companion, and helper 👇

Don’t worry Rupert. You’re still way out in front in that department 👍

You can now get a Tory Sandwich for a pound in the new Greggs Meal Deal. You can have it in a Roll, Baguette or just in bred

🎶Knock knock knocking on invisible doors 🎶

I thought he already was 🤷‍♂️👇

Worst ventriloquist I’ve seen

Turns out it was B&Q Delivery guy arranging a delivery. Hope his day gets better 🤷‍♂️

This weapon probably hit the undo button seconds after the post 👇

Trump gives a non verbal signal to the US Ryder Cup team on their chances of winning

Yet Dickie loves Dubai and thinks it’s fantastic 🤷‍♂️

“Humm, smells of Trump”

On this we agree wholeheartedly.

Breaking News 🚨: UK recognises the Absolute State of these two

“……and when you feel a tap on the shoulder you’ll think you’re a dancing chicken“

I bet Khan has a better command of the English language 🤷‍♂️

🎶you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you 🎶 apparently 🤔

Ben Shepherd is everywhere these days 🤷‍♂️

This guy at today’s demonstration calling for Kier Starmer to be shot needs to be found and prosecuted as a matter of urgency. Maybe then the decent citizens of the UK will get their country back 🤷‍♂️

Reform UK Conference presents: “I dream of Widdecombe””

A quick thinking Nadine Dorries catches Nigel Farage after he slips on some Widdecome as he left the podium

The BBC are constantly fawning over Farage's every move despite Reform only having four MPs. Our national broadcaster should reflect the whole country, not just one man’s ego.

Live from Dubai - Florence of Arabia

Who Dares Whines Wannabe London Mayor hasn’t a clue about how politics or voting works 😳