we live in a world where everything costs too much and pays the person who provides it too little

why aren't there any wolf furries on fedi

i learned hiragana and katakana a while back because why not, but now that i'm way more active in puzzle game communities it might be worth learning some basic japanese

spotify is responsible for music being under 3 minutes and napster is responsible for spotify existing

i wish i could throw uwu onto messages without it having to be read aloud mentally

[nsfw (+im drunk)] in omorashi life living the dream your island never levels up (your miis don't give you warm fuzzies)

why is 17-1800s extremely rich 20 year old british women trying to find men to marry such a big genre it certainly passes one half of the bechdel test

cultural anxiety

why do i only get hit on by women in their 30s

is there a mathematical formula to determine exactly what percent of all real numbers contain funny numbers

yknow when people said to use before:2022 to filter out ai images, there was like maybe 1 every 15 results or so. now almost every image is ai generated and that filter doesn't even work anymore fsr

when i read the netherlands or the philippines i think plural proper nouns are weird but then i remember i live in the united states and am not allowed to complain

my name is ezr. i made the nothing. it's too difficult to put the pieces together

pinky gets some help

can an sat solver deduce a perfect sat score?

my pronouns are they/them but my casualnouns are qwe/qwem/qwer

if you are wondering why: it's specifically a nazi term used to punch down

on little cat feet is hella overrated where's the love for self contained universe reprise library stroll and my burden is light

are you there

Weirdly enough going "oof, not good with specific example questions" has yielded better results for me in job interviews instead of trying to Think of a time when i ___

PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX PICK UP THE FAX GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON

leaking dms is ok if it's funny enough

[twitter antisemitism/fascism] i wonder if twitter's intentionally using antisemitism as a gateway to fascism for queer users. propaganda machine conflates apartheid with israelis and israelis with jews and you have a crowd of jew-hating queer shitposters. minorities against eachother, fascists win.

did anyone else have trouble aiming the wiimote as a kid and then later in life find out you have a fine motor impairment

why does low-level and high-level programming imply the opposite required skill level

📎 Looks like you feel guilty about that morally grey but ultimately unimpactful thing you did. Would you like to compose social media a post to justify and defend this action?

this is what all tadc related drama looks like to me. i look forward to catching the finale at my local dine-in.

you may be a fan, but do not be of the fandom

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation #comic

i still think about this edit https://youtu.be/ErAyGzf1WJQ

poopeepoopeepoopoopeepoo

Wow i really wish i could have a job that i didn't loathe and paid me enough to take care of myself and that would provide me enough time to take care of myself and a reasonable amount of recreational time and that i could trust myself to show up on time to but here we are

i have officially completed an escort sidequest irl

"what would a nonbinary beer taste like" -me, while drunk

first he was an incel loser billionaire, then he was a robot, and now he is an incel loser billionaire again

i know i'm evil because sometimes i respond with the link to the nohello website when i'm in a bad mood

Daily Akari 😊 500 ✅2026-05-20 (Wed)✅ 🎯 98% 🕓 1:44:51 i spent the first hour making steady progress and almost solved the whole puzzle, then spent the next 45 minutes completely missing a critical square right in front of me and it cost me my perfect score. i feel like a total idiot

[death, recycled shitpost] anyone who says shit like "you need to accept death as a part of life and accept it whenever it comes" has never actually died

SURPRISE!! I BOUGHT A PRIVATE JET!!

First Mamdani came for the people who hoarded vacant properties and I didn't speak out because I don't hoard vacant properties Then he came for the inheritance babies and I didn't speak out because I wasn't an inheritance baby Then he came for the private jets and I didn't speak out because I […]

toywint gween id made ouda PEEPO!

🏠 :neobot: HI. YOU ARE CURRENTLY BEING RECORDED. :neocat_scream_angry: NO CARE BYE!!!

initiating surprise in ~5-6 hours

Good morning im up early because i died in a plane crash just now

feeling like you don't belong is proof that you actually do. fuck conformity. you are the change your environment needs, regardless of whether you take action on it

i should be sleeping but movedahouse keeps playing banger after banger and i don't wanna stop listening

i would like to confess and apologize to my brazillian followers that i just had a 🇧🇷 bloqueado moment on discord