WHAT THE FUCK

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MEGA MAN ISN’T DEAD

Happy Game Awards day

LET’S GOOOOO I REACHED A 365 DAY SELF CARE STREAK ON FINCH

Two amazing Nickelodeon voice actors gone in one day. Rest in peace Jim Ward 💔

RIP Jeff Garcia, voice of Sheen from Jimmy Neutron 💔 thank you so much for being a part of my childhood

I made one of those Christmas tree pages where you leave an ornament with a message on it. Feel free to write something OR ELSE. decomytree.com/home?hashedI...

Trump: I love miners

There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.

Happy birthday to my Finch bird 🎉 (feel free to add me)

They’re transvestigating gingerbread cookies

Kirby Air Riders is the third Kirby game to have blood in it

The wizard of Oz says “pay no attention to that man behind the curtain” and then they all pay attention to him. Are they stupid?

I made one of those Christmas tree pages where you leave an ornament with a message on it. Feel free to write something OR ELSE. decomytree.com/home?hashedI...

1. In a Sunday Night surprise, the trans healthcare coverage ban has been removed from the military NDAA. Congressional leaders released the negotiated bill this evening, and though the House AND Senate contained the provision, it is not in the final bill! Subscribe to support our journalism.

this has become a very important video to me

The best thing I could possibly make using my extremely barebones Blender skills. Kirby in his ball form

So do you think Santa will like these red and green M&Ms?

Why are they using Franklin the turtle to spread hate

Happy 27th anniversary to the bi pride flag 🩷💜💙

What the fuck do you mean Netflix is buying Warner Bros

A nut’s favorite anime is My Hero Macadamia

Did the Spotify Wrapped really have to say “age is just a number”

SPOTIFY WRAPPED DAY. I can’t believe I got Ocean Man to #1 because of the night where I was going crazy waiting for the Switch 2 to be announced

The name Capital One makes no sense. Numbers can’t be capitalized

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video: “This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

I was on Charlotte Sands’ Instagram story for about 0.0001 seconds. I’m famous

It’s shaping up to be a wonderful holiday

I love how Smash Bros Melee tells you to go outside if you play 100k battles

Just kidding, it’s actually time for me to be miserable because the holidays remind me of my grandma who died two days before Christmas in 2019, and that she had the same birthday as me, which means Christmas and my birthday haven’t been the same 💔

IT’S DECEMBER. OFFICIALLY TIME TO BE JOLLY 🎄🎄🎄

The “7 ate 9” joke implies that 7 only eats larger numbers, which means 6 has nothing to be afraid of

@psychosatan.bsky.social has swears! They've used 160 profanities in their last 870 posts. 🥇 "fuck" (53 times) 🥈 "fucking" (21 times) 🥉 "shit" (19 times)

Yawns are just diet burps

Franklin is so lame in ACNH. They need to bring back the way he was in the older games where he was afraid of getting eaten

TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

Sending lots of love to everyone who has to have Thanksgiving dinner with their batshit crazy MAGA relatives

We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! I’m extremely thankful for every single one of you 💙 this year has been crazy for me, but you guys keep me going

Hello Bluesky. This is Sabrina Carpenter. I need $500 so I can write my new song, “Espresso 2”. Please please please

One of my favorite videos ever. I was in TEARS when I first saw this. The way he’s completely unaware of the audio issue the whole time absolutely kills me youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4?...

A phone has more rights than trans people

For years I thought Vault Boy from Fallout was named Fallout Boy, and that the band was named after him

The mutuals tab AND the latest from mutuals tab aren’t working. I’ll never know what my mutuals are skeeting about 💔

If I like your posts a lot and/or like your post as soon as you post it, I SWEAR I’m not obsessed with you or anything 😭 it’s just the algorithm putting you on my discover tab

Never thought I’d have to say this, but please don’t ship me with my favorite content creators