Not sure how I've got to 47 without ever hearing this disco/dance belter before today. Can't stop playing it on repeat! Guessing you cool kids will have heard it before youtu.be/bs8dp2ofgyo?...

👋 Something to think about over our toast and coffee this morning

Much love and thank you for the birthday wishes. Don't want to clog up feeds by replying to every single one but honestly, hugely appreciated. 🧡 Ta. I'm having a takeout with an as yet undecided movie, then a looonnnggg bath, and bed.

Can't see family tomorrow so just had a birthday pizza and a few cocktails with them, followed by a little mince round a surprisingly quiet Christmassy Meadowhell, to celebrate turning forty-[redacted] in precisely 4 hours. 🍻

This week's episode is HILARIOUS. Had me howling driving the M1 Most of you probably already do, but if you don't listen to this show, I can't recommend it enough.

Been listening to Christmas songs, and Band Aid is one of them. It's showing its age 40 years on. The intent was good though, and that is what matters. Think of the full INTENT behind everything you see and hear. Intent is what matters in this day and age.

I love cats but my god there has been two wailing in my garden for the last hour and I'm getting close to going out there in my pants and singing with them.

Woke at 2:30 after 2 hours sleep and tossed and turned until I decided to admit defeat at 5am and get up. Now sorting my meds for the week and drinking copious amounts of coffee to prepare for the nursery run. ☕️☕️☕️ Good morning, and don't forget to open door number 1 😉🎄

Friday evenings are different these days. Not long home after twin-sitting and have the washing machine at full pelt cos they decided playing in the makeshift den was more important than going to the loo. Meanwhile friends are sending videos of themselves doing shots out on the town. 😂 Cheers 🍻

If you need help sleeping, watch this: youtu.be/0sy-N-FgnPo?...

Are we saying yay or nay? I think I kinda love it

Been on G'Uncle duties again. Chuffing knackered.

Might be chuffing baltic, but the blue skies and sun that we've had for the last few days have been so bloody welcome. 😍 Such a change from the constant grey blanket of cloud that we are so used to .

Was quite broody in my late 30's/early 40's. Then, my friend had twins nearly 4 years ago and OMG the broodiness intensified. Fast forward to this year, now that they are little humans with their own minds and own voice and needs - do I still want kids?

Carried this handsome guy off to his final resting place today. Thank you for the 10 crazy, whildwird, loving years together, Simon. 🧡

Just two days of not shaving my head fully, and now the back half of it could host a football World Cup, whilst the front part could host Torvill and Dean. You guys with a full head of hair don't know how lucky you are. FML.

Sorry emergency plumbing question again. Friends stop tap broke and I'm tryna fix. Anybody by any chance know if I wrap the white PTFE tape around only the red thread bit? Or do I wrap it round the teal bit too? It's the stop tap shown in the other pic. TIA

Deleted post as funeral stuff can be rather heavy, can't it. Ta though for feedback. I'm going with it 🧡

Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? No dear. Might have to open a bottle of wine now. Both dancing and alcohol lower blood pressure, right??

I know this is an old man tweet, but do any of you fellow high blood pressure folk have any experience of trying to move from amlodipine to another med? Amlodipine worked great for my BP, but made my legs swell. Switched to lercanidipine 2 weeks ago but since then I can't get down from this.... grrr

'Uncle Joe, why have you got a fat tummy?' 'Uncle Joe, where has your hair gone, you look silly?' The kicker was when I said I was going to the loo - 'your bums too big for the toilet' Confidence building evening spent with 2 nearly 4 year old twins 😅😂

OMG THE F**KING DRAMA I LOVE IT Best TV ever

Anybody fitted a radiator before and not used the white PTFE tape to wrap round the thready bit, and the radiator didn't leak? Fitted one (f**king nightmare doing so) and connected it, but it's slightly leaking. I'm hoping it's just cos I missed the PTFE tape part?

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need, roads. 😍 40th anniversary. FORTIETH. 🤯

Whats the etiquette in terms of retweeting these days? I've seen a few of you saying that you find it odd/weird, if somebody retweets your posts. I've always thought that it was a positive endorsement of the post 🤔

Was supposed to start 4 new meds today. FOUR. Was told not to drink on them. Safe to say an executive decision was made to start them tomorrow, instead. Cheers muckers 🍻

Bought Andrex loo roll for the first time in years, instead of Aldi's own, and OHMYGOD the difference. I swear I heard my bum gently say thank you.

Rain has woke me. Now need a pee. Cba to get up to have said pee. Wonder how many hours I can last. Will update as the night goes on. Stay tuned.

Seriously have to get my portion control under control. 😅

This is a filthy goddamn lie. It never shuts down and you always find it still switched on hours later. Grrr.

😂😂 the text at the top

5th anniversary today of my Mum passing. I've spent it at a funeral directors organising my ex's funeral. Can I just say how fucking shit death is. Arranged for this to be the song at his funeral. Sweary & gay & camp as tits & he loved it. I'm sure some of you will know it youtu.be/djtnduVLuYk?...

Today, I have been mostly wearing 'middle-aged bloke who won't let go of the 90's'.

Perfect autumnal day in Sheffield.

There are precisely 37 billion ladybirds on my house at the moment, trying to get in.

Post you from a different era. (The signs were obviously there. Camp as tits)

Spent the last few weeks with my ex, in hospital. He was admitted out of the blue, and last week was given months, but deteriorated heartbreakingly rapidly over the last few days. He passed this morning, aged just 52. Glad I was able to be there for him, and let him know how much he meant to me. 💔

share TF out of this 🚀

Fully stranded in Meadowhall (massive Sheffield shopping centre) grid-locked car park. Moved like 5 metres in 30 minutes, with just a smidge of fuel, so I've had to give up and park. Dilf-spotting it is for the next hour or two it is then!

6 years later @olekingcoley.bsky.social, let's do it again 😉👀

This pic does not fully convey just how wet, soaking, and drenched Amy is making me

It's been a day/week/fortnight. Much needed wine. Bottoms up 🥂

Ahhhh the 80's. 😍 Most of these sounds are permanently etched in my brain.

A clean bosom for clean sheets night is an absolute must.

Pretty devastating week. If you're holding off from giving somebody a hug or telling them that you love them, just absolutely fuck any awkwardness or hesitation, and just do it 🧡

This bugger didn't want to move at all. Nearly had to do a 'ewe-turn' to get to my appointment on time. Badumtss.

When the back of your shaved head gets cold enough to wake you up in bed, you know it's Autumn. Heating on tomorrow!

Classic track, but can't work out how cameras and mirrors interact anymore. G'neet.

Honestly the dustbuster really needs to be remarketed as a spider-safe get the frick out of my house tool.

Anyways, enough political talk from me. I purposefully try to stay away from it these days, cos our feeds can become overwhelmingly full of it. So - in other news - OMFG the size of the spiders I've had to put outside over the last 24 hours. As big as my fist!