Google photos reminding me that I did used to have some hair. Every now and again I get tempted to start letting it grow again to see whats left, cos it's still such a ballache shaving it every 2 days.

Well bugger me. Who knew that eating well with fresh ingredients could help you lose weight?? I weighed 99.4kg on Monday, 95.9kg now. Blood pressure seems to be down slightly too. 🎉 Genuinely shocked.

If you haven't discovered the BBC Archive yet on YouTube, I can't recommend it enough. Loads of documentaries from the 70s, 80s and 90s about daily life and a whole bunch of other stuff. So nostalgic. youtube.com/@bbcarchive?...

Will somebody in Downing Street please tell Wesley that literally NOBODY in the country wants him to be PM and to stop with his self-serving fucking nonsense.

Quite enjoying making everything from scratch and knowing exactly what I'm putting in my body. Not quite so enjoying Aldi frozen pink salmon fillets that smell and taste like dead fish-flavoured salmon, rather than lovely normal salmon, so I'll never be buying them again. Still smashed it though.

*angrily and reluctantly puts the heating on whilst calling mother nature a cowbag*

I've suspected I have sleep apnea for ages and have been trying to get referred, but it's taking forever. New watch has confirmed 'moderate to severe sleep apnea detected', so I'm considering this device. Any of you any experience of this or sleep apnea by any chance? Ta

I'm a tad shocked with those rooms on IDM tonight. The winner was the clear best, but choices were definitely made by all the designers in this episode. 😬

I do love a bit of tennis.

Started a meal plan designed to be anti-inflammatory, cholesterol and blood pressure lowering and weight reducing. Today was tuna and bean salad and red lentil and spinach dahl. Cheap as heck and homo-made. Let's see how this goes (and whether I can stick to it, more importantly 😅).

Awesome night was had. Love my neice. Home now and that's my yearly night out done so off to bed 😂 G'neet

Off to dance badly round a handbag at my niece's 21st, who I swear was like 11 or 12 years old just last year.

When the guy at the next urinal signals that he's on your side of the fence Also, amazing 😍👏

You can just TELL by looking at Reform's David Bull and Labour's Chris Bryant, which person is actually a real, honest politician and not somebody looking to further their own brand. Both gay. Two very different people.

It should all just be settled by a game of Hungry Hippos with 4 main parties putting their best person forward for victory.

Can't remember how it works with locals rather than generals - do we still get results being counted immediately and announced as they come in? Can't see owt on the BBC news website saying so 🤔

Quite eager to see whether all of the green hype predicted in polls and generally online will actually be reflected in the results at the end of the day.

Look after you

Ta for all the hugs and sympathy. You're a lovely bunch of folk

Awful evening. Had to suddenly take Mum's cat to to be put to sleep. Uncle was looking after her since Mum died, so I need to tell him that we've had to let her go. Might sound odd but feels like she was the last connection to Mum. My sis is in bits and now I am too. Stupid feelings. RIP Molly

This has the potential to be absolutely brilliant 🙌

Not enjoying being old enough to listen to Radio 2 and Radio 4 news every hour and also being old enough to recognise that the readers at this hour of night are obviously new on the job, and are the result of BBC cuts cos of the Tories dismantling the BBC for the last 20 years, so I'm judging them.

Looks like I'm not voting Labour next week, for the first time in my life. Greens will be getting my vote. Apparently I align with Corbyn's party more than any other, but let's be honest they've made a mess of that party launch. See where you fall: elector.uk

IYKYK Late 90's internet throwback reference 💀

It's far from perfect, but I'm quite happy with last night's upcycling.

Loves me a bit of upcycling of an evening.

Found an old photo album earlier. No idea how I survived school with those ears and that hair. I remember putting so much hairspray on those curtains. I kinda grew into the ears, but alas, the hair outgrew me.

I've said 'Monday through Sunday I can turn a dancefloor into a runway' in my head, at least 4 thousand times today already.

I like Vernon Kay on Radio 2. He seems like a genuine fun-loving, happy kind of guy. Also seems like a decent ally too. I like him.

Shrinkflation is creeping in everywhere and it's becoming incredibly annoying.

Always 9 if I'm alone. Stuff needs to be kept in place. 10 after sex and spooning but only for a short while cos again, stuff needs to be kept in place. Not that I have much stuff to keep in place but it's just SO much more comfortable if it is.

Behold! For I have created fire with just my pubes and a magnifying glass. No comments about penis size and magnifying glass please thank you very much

My joggers just suddenly came down exposing my knickers and legs whilst my hands were full walking out of Morrisons, cos the pockets were too heavy cos I was too tight to buy a carrier bag

I'm not sharing the link as it will attach an image of him with his kills, hence the screenshot, and apologies for all the swears, but HAHAHAA FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT YOU BIG MASSIVE FUCKHEAD. A shame it took to long but karma got there in the end. 🎉

Can't talk now babes I'm just omega-3'ing the crap out of my high blood pressure

Though both good, I've come to realise that one of these is a fair bit better than the other. Which is it?

@ricrus77.bsky.social is an absolute gem of a man. Limited edition pressing. Ta very much fella. 🧡

I feel free

I can't do this at 47 without passing out, never mind 67. Go on Madge

I'm all out of money, but I have my tromboleese, for any potentials lovers out there.

Man (possibly drunk) in Tesco car park shouts at me: 'BEST TOP I'VE SEEN ALL DAY MATE. FUCKING BRILLIANT TOP' I couldn't be sure whether he was talking about me or my hoodie 💅 *badumtss*

Anybody have a link to hear the full new Madonna track? It seems it has been premiered on an American radio station so I expect it will be online soon if not already 👀

So a DDOS attack. I thought as much. That means it's a prolonged dedicated attack from basically the baddies. Elon/Trump/Putin probably them all etc

Stop glaring at mens bulges when in public you whore

Feel like I'm betraying my northern roots by not having at least 3 slices of white buttered bread with this, but I didn't realise the loaf had gone off 😔

Ooo 16 tracks 👀😍 We are being treated/treat/fed by Madge this summer

So we are being absolutely fucked over at the pumps 'because of the war', yet the companies involved are making these massive profits at the same time?? How the actual fuck is this allowed to happen?

Not my video, but this is footage of what I saw.. Was stunning to see (and a tad scary at first) considering that I'd seen Project Hail Mary a few hours earlier. Absolutely amazing fillum btw if you haven't seen it.

Just getting in bed and saw what seemed like quite a large meteor. 😮 Lots of green and other colours coming from it. In the skies to the east of Sheffield, falling north. Quite a site 😍

Big fella seems to have a broken wing and can't fly. Back garden surrounded by high fences so it can't get out. Also lots of neighbourhood cats, so I guess I need to try and catch it. I imagine it will be put down if I can find a vets to take it on a Sunday :/ Better than being cat food though.