😂😂 brilliant misheard lyrics / play on words

Massive Happy Birthday to the bestest foul-mouthed lady I know. 🎂🥳 Hope you've had a great day @robsoncarol.bsky.social 🧡

Awwww

Just accidentally kinda shouted 'HOW MUCH' in shocked Northerner response to the Post Office guy telling me how much I owed him for a book of 8 1st class stamps. £13.60!! I swear they cost like 5 quid a few years ago. 😤😤

Changed my washing powder (unwillingly) from Aldi Non-Bio to Persil Non-Bio, and OMFG I CANNOT stop itching all over. Lesson: Stay cheap, Joseph.

Gays - please ignore this headline and move along.

I must not drunk order He-Man figures on credit card. I must not drunk order He-Man figures on credit card.

So so SOOOOO deserved. TV doesn't get any better than that. #TheTraitors

OK now I feel bad and a bit emotional. She didn't deserve that. Plus that outfit was fabulous. #TheTraitors

OMG I'm so happy! That's the RIGHT result. This is the final they deserve. #TheTraitors

Really not sure why I chose an hour and a half before the Traitors final to take down curtain poles and install a blind at my slow ass 47 years of age but here we are

Joe Marlers legs are doing such a good job of hosting #TheTraitors #Uncloaked

So glad that Stephen did the right thing and stuck to his word. As somebody who wants Rachel and Stephen to win my emotions were all over the place at the end with the voting 😂 Shouted at the TV as if I'm watching tennis or football #TheTraitors

I reckon they'll get rid of Rachel, and it'll be people who don't deserve to be in the final, winning the money. #TheTraitors

Trailer for the new He-Man movie just dropped and I've got a lump in my throat cos it looks like everything it should be for my nostalgic old bum. 🥹🥹🥹 youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?...

JAMES #TheTraitors

Woke up with Enya on repeat in my head which I think is a sign that I need to go and dance around some trees in a misty forest.

Then and now… 19? -> 47 (I'd fully have the Britpop now if I could)

Well this episode has me choking up a bit. Imagine being Rachel or Stephen and having to carry on with the game after tonight and carry on lying through your teeth to the rest of them. Such a twisted, devious and headfuck of a game. I love it! #TheTraitors

Jaysus Chroyst I am GRIPPED every episode. GRIPPED I tells ya. ##TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors.

Damn, this makes me happy. ❄️🚶‍♂️🏔

Currently reading this, and I can't recommend it enough. An excellent read, even if you're not a tennis fan.

Doing Dry January. I *will* be thin and do thin things. Ignore the lil' blip last Saturday, you wouldn't believe it, but I tripped up in the kitchen and knocked a bottle off wine off the shelf, which landed in my shocked mouth after the cork flew out.

'We're done here' Love it. I think I want her to win. #TheTraitors

Visit to the dentist was made much more enjoyable by the spectacular wintry scenes on the drive there. ❄️😍

Size of it! C'est MassIVE. Me for scale. I've just moved it from the windowsill to the shelf. The shelf is now in my hand cos it decided the amaryllis was too much and came off the wall along with the plant 😬 SO lucky that the stalk didn't break!

I reckon the Secret Traitor is Judy's daughter. The over-reaction last night was FAARRR too much. And something to do with not being able to keep eye-contact when she's chatting theories. 👀

Much needed little evening walk in the gorgeous Peaks to freeze the cobwebs off and refresh the mind.

(to the tune of Batman) Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na FLATPACK

People who throw litter out of their cars whilst driving need to be publicly hung, drawn and quartered. End of message.

Injecting happy in my ears. Whilst also choosing to ignore that I've just realised as I type, that this album is 30 years old this year.

Happy Snotty New Year. All the best to you all. Off to bed cos the booze isn't making me feel better. Who knew lol 🎉🎉🎉🎉 G'neet

2025 threw a lot of rough stuff my way, and I know it did for a fair few of you too. Happy to see the back of it. Here's hoping 2026 is a better (everything crossed) year for us all. Happy New Year, chuffers. 🧡🥂

Walking round Meadowhall shopping centre, and saw this sign. Wonder how much they will give me for my neice and nephew. 🤔 I could do with a new car.

Morning 👋 Weather forecasting models all seem to be agreeing that we're in for a proper cold start to January, with lots of chances for snow, especially next week, so get your thermals, shovel and de-icer ready!

Day 3 of being a poorly pig in a blanket. I'm having to miss out on all of those runs and walks I had planned. Trips to the gym, and plates of salad leaves I'd planned to eat. (Coughs).

This amaryllis stalk is getting silly now. Lucozade bottle for scale (cos I don't have a banana).

This is actually me right now, except that I'm not pregnant, just fat and have been bed-ridden all day with man-flu. 😭 Send pigs in blankets.

Merry Christmas all. Hope you all have a brilliant day, whatever you're doing. 🎄❄️🧡

Wrapping presents and dropping them off took all evening, but I was determined for pigs in blankets and some proper roasties, so this turned into quite a midnight 'snack' 🤤🤤🤤

Where can you get decent clementines or tangerines from these days? All I see are the 'easy peelers', and they're all rather rubbish in comparison to just a few years ago? 🤔

Listening to this classic, as Mani's funeral is being held. This album had a huge impact on me as a teenager. Still sounds fresh and new today.

Ignore the sorry looking leaves but chuffing hell this amaryllis stalk is massive this year

At a Day Disco for straight people. The mojitos are helping me cope.

Not sure how I've got to 47 without ever hearing this disco/dance belter before today. Can't stop playing it on repeat! Guessing you cool kids will have heard it before youtu.be/bs8dp2ofgyo?...

👋 Something to think about over our toast and coffee this morning

Much love and thank you for the birthday wishes. Don't want to clog up feeds by replying to every single one but honestly, hugely appreciated. 🧡 Ta. I'm having a takeout with an as yet undecided movie, then a looonnnggg bath, and bed.

Can't see family tomorrow so just had a birthday pizza and a few cocktails with them, followed by a little mince round a surprisingly quiet Christmassy Meadowhell, to celebrate turning forty-[redacted] in precisely 4 hours. 🍻

This week's episode is HILARIOUS. Had me howling driving the M1 Most of you probably already do, but if you don't listen to this show, I can't recommend it enough.

Been listening to Christmas songs, and Band Aid is one of them. It's showing its age 40 years on. The intent was good though, and that is what matters. Think of the full INTENT behind everything you see and hear. Intent is what matters in this day and age.