Always seems to end with a heartbreaker of a match.

Fuck me. TikTok is awful. No matter how much you press 'back' you get bombarded with vid after vid. People suffering with dementia, chavs fighting, people selling utter wank. It's a proper attack on the senses and emotions.

Gorgeous. 😍 I'm going to have to try and come out here for a walk soon.

Outta my way ewe I'm late for the dentist

Using a copyrighted picture of Bonnie Tyler and probably using AI to put that picture on a Print On Demand t-shirt and then sell it as something you have created does not make you a fucking artist. It's makes you an exploitative twat. Grrrr.

It amazes me every year just how quickly I go from joy and excitement, to being instantly pissed off as soon as the final ball is hit, that Wimbledon has finished for another year, and the post-Wimbledon blues set in for a short while. 😅

Well both of those speeches from the finalists were very touching, for different reasons. Had me shedding a few tears. Gutted for Muchova, but glad she managed to fight hard and turn it into a competitive match. Well done Noskova 👏

Drop a scene you could watch a hundred times and never get tired of 🎥

I generally don't sweat much under normal temperatures, but my god these temperatures have turned my bald head into one of those shiny round water features

Police arrest man on suspicion of Ann Widdecombe’s murder

Good time to re post this:

😂😂😂😂

Factor 30'ed up. Took a car for a test drive earlier. Guy was arrogant as heck. Offered me 2.5K less than market value for my car as part ex. So I'm not sorry that I absolutely DRENCHED his car with sweat cos it was like a furnace in there. Ha!

I ask you, is it really a crime to go to Morrisons, walk to the freezer aisle, strip off and lay on a bed of bags of frozen foodstuff?

Hah-har this-a-way hah-har that-a-way hah-har this-a-way my oh my

Had an evening off from watching tennis, and watched Project Hail Mary instead. Such a brilliant movie and yup, got me in the feels again like it did in the cinema. You have to watch it if you haven't yet. So damn good. (Free on MGM + 7 day trial)

Quite annoyed that we've all fallen for this and he's got every TV camera and journalist focused on his self-promotion and victimhood fucking bollocks.

My gut instinct is that it would be naive of us to think Farage is going to do the right thing and resign at 2pm. More likely a conference where he lies and deflects makes himself a victim.

I still eat FAR too much but at least it's homo-made and healthy these days

Gutted for Grigor but very, very happy for Fery. Possibly have a new British tennis star on our hands! 💪👏 #Wimbledon

For literal years I thought there were actual solid rules for Mornington Crescent, that I was determined to work out what they were without Googling. Well I've finally caved in today, and am shocked to discover how complex it is.

Late night snack turned into salmon broccoli and rice with a garlic, lemon and chilli dressing. Worth the effort tbh

What a win! Quite embarrassing how at 47 years old I am crushing over Grigor Dmitrov. He's into the second week and playing a Brit in the next round but I'm still gonna be rooting for him cos he's definitely my future husband

Thanks for coming

Nice to have my weight loss recognised today, even if it was one of my friends 4 year old twins asking 'Uncle Joe where has your big belly gone?' and then laughing saying 'it has fallen off like your hair'. I need to stop joking with them about being bald, before they say it to someone else 😅

Where is the Madonna / Kylie collab? 🤔

Such a well deserved win for Dmitrov after his horrific injury vs Sinner last year. I love his style of tennis 😍 #wimbledon

Oh wow would you look at the time. Goodnight

Fucking hell! COMMEE ON SERENA My god that was tense

Serena is about to make her return to Wimbledon in about 5 or 10 minutes! She'll get an amazing reception from the crowd. No idea how she will fare after 4 years out but I can't wait 😍

Multi ̶p̶a̶s̶s̶ screen 😍

FFS. So much talent, but she can't catch a break with her body. Hope she recovers soon. 😢

It's (the eve of) the most wonderful time of the year 💜💚🤍🎾

Kylie and Madonna bouncing off each other 😍 Smiling my gay head off

Calling all middle aged homosexuals. Madonna being interviewed by Graham Norton on BBC1 right now.

The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊

Thunder like I've never heard before. Sounds like it is literally inches above my roof. Time to hide. Bye.

George Michael would have been 63 today. I know iconic gets used a lot these days, but he really was. 👏

Just spent the last 1.5 hours battling a relentless stream of hundreds of ants coming out of the wooden window frame with a vacuum and killer spray. In this heat. Cleaned the area up and now they've started coming again. Gonna be a loonnnggg night. In this heat. Ugh

Little snapshot of what life is like round my way in suburban Sheffield this evening. 😂

Those were the days 😂

Fed up of the heat? May I recommend that you all go and watch the He-Man movie tomorrow evening in your local cinema and enjoy a brilliant movie and air-con for 2 hours. That way, you all get respite, and selfishly it might help guarantee a sequel for me to enjoy in a few years. Ta.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

I am SO not cut out for this heat. The amount of sweat I left on the chair in the GP waiting room earlier was mortifying. Had to get paper towels and wipe it down. [Insert Marge embarrassed dot gif here]

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

This getting to sleep malarkey is going as well as I expected it to go, in this heat. IE: Not very well at all.

Summer Solstice captured from Stonehenge yesterday. At first light, the sun climbed up behind the Heel Stone and threaded itself straight through the center of Stonehenge exactly where the builders aimed it nearly 5,000 years ago. Ethereal Earth on FB

Homophobique!

We're never going to have a truly left-wing gov in this country. Far too much of the country has been swayed by people with money that it's a bad thing. If the Daily Mail are scaremongering that Burnham is too far left, that is a positive sign, so I wish him well and hope he gets in. Quickly.

Happy belly after this 😌