x.com/7NewsMelbour... a second chair has hit his mate’s head

Oh my god please just fuck off forever now www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Seen that The Libertarians have put someone up for Gorton and Denton and I hope it’s Darryl Perry youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ?...

People in the replies objecting to this but I’m afraid that until Bristol gets a team in the prem it can’t be taken seriously. I suggest merging them.

Nice to see the explaining making its way over to Bluesky

Hope Coogan doesn’t do some horrendous accent like Jason Isaacs ended up doing and spoiling everything. Aimee Lou Wood showed what is possible when you #letmancsbemancs

Some band eh open.spotify.com/track/0z2SZ0...

Free chant for Villa fans: Tammy Abraham scores many goals And many goals scores Tammy Abraham He’ll score one of them then he’ll score two He’s good at playing football LEFT FOOT! Tammy Abraham scores many goals… (and so on with different body parts)

Reckon I’d be in the top decile nationally for knowing the three letter code for railway stations

Think Goodwin is a massive misstep for that constituency. Some “tell it like it is” stuff from Zia Yusuf would have gone down a lot better than a load of garbage race science etc you’re going to get from Goodwin

lol bit rich isn’t it to have your strategy to game the electoral system to the maximum extent so you get as much power as possible with minimal support but then effectively disavow that system on grounds of legitimacy when it suits.

Doctor has put me on statins and it has never ever been as over as it is right now

I’m a big GBBO fan AND a big Nigella fan but think this was a misstep and may be the beginning of the end! Nadiya Hussain would have worked better - actually think that’s the type of choice they would have made in the past.

Still funny that Ron Howard made a movie of Hillbilly Elegy

One of those things where you feel like it can’t be true that you’ve never actually seen Bukayo Saka do something important but at the same time you can’t think of a reason why

How has he become the best player in the world over the past week

Funny place The Emirates the only time it ever really sounds like it gets going is when they feel like a throw in has been given wrongly against them

I think the DNA has ran out again

just seen channel 4 is premiering a show with Francis Bourgeois tonight, striking while the irons hot

I see that Athletic Bilbao play Sporting Lisbon next week.

Agree with all of this but lending someone a book they didn’t ask for (and implicitly putting a timescale on it) should carry a prison sentence

I know some people are cynical about everything now and just say “eh, what do you expect” at every new low, but really this is just astonishing and outrageous, and I don’t think we should shrug at that www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’ve just got back from Davos

Pep’s Team Talk youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

Brian Kidd should be on The Board of Peace

Can’t believe a site I’ve been reading for 20 years and never clicked on an ad on once would do this to me

What have you really been doing Clive? Becoming a TRIP+ member to listen to Rory’s miniseries on AI

put on a proper suit, do up your tie and live improvise your gibberish noises

Just read that Greenland is the largest island on earth. Apparently it’s not Australia as that doesn’t count as an island. This is what they take us for.

Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.

Important

Had a pair of cords that were ostensibly for work but I never really wore them. Anyway, I’ve mentally reclassified them as day off with the kids pants and they’ve got a real new lease of life.

Reckon that there were probably front line deployments in World War One that were less stressful than trying to sort your kids out after a swimming lesson.

He’s 1000% going to cancel it. There’s no downside at all to him of pissing off a load of Europeans and Latin Americans for something only about 4 of his own citizens care about.

Finally watched DUNE (2021) last night and it wasn’t as good as some of you had lead me to believe!

I’m aware of an even bigger one

Hello, person who believes that children should have untrammelled internet access for the good of their wellbeing here. All the downsides can be mitigated by other people becoming more media literate.

To you, it’s just an AI generated TikTok of Peter Griffin doing the six seven dance over a highly sexualised depiction of Lois with a link to an Andrew Tate video, but that’s actually a 13 year old’s Support Network

Feel like the answer really was not putting children under house arrest in the first place.

Oh wow

Just a reminder of how fucking tall Michael Crichton was

helpful diagram

Genius move to drop back and use Villa as a stalking horse. This is why Pep earns the big bucks.

They’re installing some traffic lights near us atm. Much needed: on a bend, near a park/new leisure centre. Hard to cross there with kids. Objections on local FB group because they’re on a hill and drivers will need to do a hill start (not kidding) and there’s a traffic island 100 yards away that >

Management fundamentally about preparing a team isn’t. One of them has done that really well and the other one has failed to.

Cherki absolutely fucking garbage here

Old Traffordish decision there not to send someone off for stamping on someone’s knee on purpose

Big ask here for a load of academy lads taking on a team which cost more than ours.