Big Steve Ballmer was really cooking when he made it so you can drag a window to the top of the screen and tile it among others in an ordered fashion.

Remember when people used to laugh at United when they were in sixth

Modern Love on 6music now that’s a cloudbusting

Guy who never knew George Michael personally but sincerely and exclusively refers to him as ‘Yog’

Just out of Wicked For Good. I see the scriptwriters didn’t include my suggested “Fuck off you Nebraska cunt” line.

The modal year of death from the evolution of Homo sapiens until the 1940s was 0 - 1 year old.

Interesting seeing people trying to get worked up about a budget that its probably impossible to have strong feelings about. There’s just one way of responding to things now isn’t there.

Whole long article here about a house which *could* be charged the new property tax (but practically wont because it’s worth well below 40% of the threshold) www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Nominative determinism

Mate you need to chill the fuck out lmao

Hilarious thing to say

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is “playing Edith finch as a parent”

Local high school changing its admissions criteria to prioritise kids who go to primaries in same academy trust over those in catchment. Can see on FB now there’s parent pressure on other local primaries to academise with the same company ao their kids don’t miss out. What a racket!

When I arrive at the party

When these people are wailing about losing their country this is the type of shite they’re all wound up about

Heard you can’t wait for the premier league to be back on

Today’s equivalent of a 1989 black Mercedes-Benz that Tom Vek sang about in Nothing But Green Lights would be one from 2009 which doesn’t feel anywhere near as cool as that did at the time.

Setting a 57-day countdown timer awaiting this episode of early-90s daytime TV gameshow "Turnabout" going live.

“Can my mate come? He’s sound.” The mate:

Russia unveiled its new humanoid robot, AIdol, in Moscow and it immediately collapsed👏🏼

100% haunted. Why are they in such a rush if there’s nothing up with it.

John Beresford

There are no words for how evil this is

Honey you’ve hardly worn your

Tfw you’re turning yourself in

Been some vandalism in the local park and there’s an inquest on Facebook as to which of the surrounding areas it was that the kids have come in from to do it

Gianluigi Donnarumma with your approach to high balls like a cat in the window of a Chinese restaurant

You would not believe the extent to which I’m not going to listen to that Lily Allen record

“Yep use that picture”

My dog isn’t bothered by fireworks. Seems like a skill issue?

THE MONKEY (2025): crap

Rarely seen a cast have as much fun as they obviously do in NOSFERATU (2024)

Barney Ronay in 2007: this dynamic little winger brings to mind Speedy Gonzales. Hehe. Haha. Hope Russell Brand sees this. Barney Ronay in 2025: Why reactions to Itamar Ben-Gvir's reasonable demands make me deeply uncomfortable. Hope Russell Brand sees this.

Kids in bed. Time to get the weekend started.

Just watched The Girl With The Needle bloodyhell

Burn one for H from Steps

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

The technical midlayer is on. It has never been so joever.

Definition of madness is returning to the fridge expecting something else to be in there which wasn’t last time

Countdown to El Humblico

Oh look there’s Palestine

Me going up to everyone filing out of the Olympic Stadium: Is this the 1990 film Ghost? Because I am seeing a dead potter

We are becoming the absolute fucking pits www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

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