Completely different planet.

Disgrace how long these 115 charges are taking. Drop those penalties immediately.

@tomusher.bsky.social have a good one! Undoubtedly the best side this year what can I say

Did well to score in the 30 seconds of added time where the ball was in play tbf

Rodri booked there for trying to get his arm back and carry on with the game

Just heard that “this is the most shameful day in Southampton’s 141 year history”. Feel like this ignores the time they gave a job to a rugby coach.

What it is to be a consistent sensible person.

Imagine the pop if Pep signs a new contract in front of 6000 people at coop live

There shouldn’t be a “fertility rate crisis” at the same time as a “all our jobs are going to be automated crisis” should there.

Definitely think manager is the most important person in the club but at the same time find getting the perfect appointment a bit overwrought. If they’re not working then you can just sack them and get another can’t you.

Evergreen bleet

There will be no Crystanburnley

Hard to see how he comes back from this. Hang on…

Perfect conditions for a natural experiment this summer and when there’s no statistically significant increase in steel beams melting then some people have a lot of explaining to do.

Reached a key milestone in my life where I now own more shoes than trainers

Because it’s not Pakistanis doing it.

Lifetime’s supply of Benedictine on me for Burnley if they manage something tonight

Hearing that the Ferguson Association are up to their old tricks?

Obviously pleased we won but the gap between how I felt yesterday and the first time we won it in my lifetime is absolutely chasmic. And the alternative to us winning yesterday was another billion pound side basically shambling its way to it.

Whoever took that free kick should be in prison

Some absolute football here

Gutted

Always think of this one having next to no part in the national consciousness www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

open.spotify.com/track/1OeMjL... the bit where he sings “I loved you and you know I loved you it’s all over now” well it doesn’t get much better does it

Little lad in front of us today looked about 8yo. Mum had took him to his second ever match for his birthday and he was besides himself all game. Belted out every song and when the added time board came out he was absolutely bouncing because he realised got an extra 5 minutes of despite being 3-0 up

Don’t think the “he’s been rejected before” line is that big a deal for Ed M when the obvious riposte he could use is “yes and look how it’s gone since” - particularly among the people he needs to get to support him.

Funny watching my 12yo lad play through any open world/RPG-type game. Breezes through it doing whatever he wants to next, pays next to no attention to how he levels up, burns through all his best weapons and items. Tears through the game and has loads of fun.

Day one of several weeks of building work in my house and I already absolutely hate it. Just fucking kill me.

Was he just...walking the down the street whilst typing this

Does anybody else quite like nettle stings? Particularly a couple of hours later when they’re still fizzing away a bit.

So clear and obvious we had to watch it 500 times

HEY BIG BOY WHAT’S YOUR NAME MY NAME IS LUDO MIKLOSKO I COME FROM NEAR MOSCOW AND I PLAY IN GOAL FOR WEST HAM WEST HAM! AND WHEN I WALK DOWN THE STREET EVERYBODY I MEET SAYS HEY BIG BOY WHAT’S YOUR NAME MY NAME IS… 🫧 🍌 🫧 🍌 🫧 🍌 🫧

Absolutely love Phil Foden me

Private school labeller coming up with the goods absolutely every single time.

Really something to be said about winning the CL when your kit demands it. Wasn’t a great Chelsea side that year but it’s right that all the photos are in that kit.

Involved in the most insane discourse known to man

Only real difference between Americans on the left and right is what justification you use for just consuming whatever the fuck you like

Grew up in Reddish and am absolutely amazed both wards within it have green councillors now. Must be the whitest, most unpretentious, straight forward place within the M60. Just not going to work calling these places Islamist/superwoke enclaves.

Everybody is about to get very very told off

If we only got home advantage in the FAYC final due to a coin toss then it just makes sense to move it to OT if the Etihad is unavailable. Think it’s different if home advantage was earned in any way.

“Abolish the family” who remembers that?

www.theguardian.com/football/202... going to scold anybody who suggests that City bottled the title to Arsenal this season. Indeed, anybody who suggests that this is the case is quite frankly no better than the Tate brothers

Just occurred to me that there aren’t any major league sports teams in Virginia. Mortifying.

Hantavirus thing reminding me of that cruise ship in the early days of Covid. Remember this British man stuck on it rang into the news haughtily making the point that specifically “we should be flown back into Wootton Bassett”

My most right-wing opinion is that it was perfectly understandable that he said the wrong team given that that’s what was written on the autocue.

Ideal result tonight is a pyrrhic loss for Arsenal