Watching Corbyn here on Newsnight. You forget what a great, easy communicator he is. Probably because he’s now in a party with the most useless people on earth.

Reckon trap one in my office toilets gets used about thirty times as much as trap six on the far end. Reckon there’s a teachable point about life itself around this but struggled to identify it.

I really hope that Kevin knew how much he was appreciated at City. It was the first time I remember going to Maine Road knowing I’d be entertained. He was the perfect fit for where City were and those first two seasons are up there with City’s very best, even in the modern era.

Kevin Keegan what an absolute fucking hero

Obviously far from the top of the rap sheet but amazing - given how good a nick he’s in - how fucking shit Andrew Tate’s clothes make him look.

this shot is so bleak lmao

Infantino decided to finally cash in all the capital he’d built up with Trump there and tried to usher him away and it wasn’t enough hahahahaha

Hilarious how he couldn’t wait any longer for Trump to fuck off

Ah come on he’s obviously not got another of these in him he’s a complete luxury - bit of a case of Emperor’s New Clothes all tournament

All the praise here (rightly) for Spain’s DNA: how many of the same people were having a go at them for not panicking and launching balls into Cabo Verde’s box at the end of their first game.

Do you want me to make some specious progressive argument for occupying The Falklands to lift the mood a bit?

33% of the half in time added on of course

Almost as if the quality of this game actually had much more to do with the way Argentina were approaching it

Remember when they let Messi into the Club World by changing the rules and saying that Inter Miami were “hosting” it

Messi kicking the ball away: no yellow.

Just absolutely pathetic refereeing.

Would love to hear Donald Trump’s thoughts on what he’s seen

Can’t blame him for thinking you can just do that the way it’s being reffed up to now.

Simeone accidentally smashing someone in the back of the head again.

Best mistaken for Depeche Mode banger? Live is Life or The Promise?

How badly do you think it would go down if I invited my wife to a 30 minute seminar on what should and what should not go into the recycling bin hosted by me

Someone should die for this

Commentator just said “Dani Ono moves so elegantly. Like a ghost.”

Matt Damon

Yes don’t ruin the game by applying the rules. Let him boot him again.

Marc Cucarella, with your name like a Black Francis ad-lib

Spain are twice as good aren’t they. Just have to not completely fuck it up.

Absolute banger. No point denying it.

I’m gonna do it! (Watch a World Cup final on ITV)

Just seen my first call for A ROOT AND BRANCH reorganisation of English football

People are unfortunately being frustratingly Luddite about this — you cannot turn it off. You cannot meaningfully disengage from the concept of AI as an entire country. Yes, we need someone to shape a strategy that balances risks with net gains

“Peveril Castle isn’t particularly worth the climb”

Just listening to an interview with Christopher Nolan saying how Oppenheimer’s success gave him the opportunity to do The Odyssey how he wanted. Imagine Greta Gerwig doing similar with an epically realised Hungry Hungry Hippos movie.

Annoying that the timings don’t really work for Pep to take over England now for the home euros. If the FA are smart they need to honeytrap Tuchel now for a scandal to break in about 12 months.

Stanley

Time to take my medicine (Ken on Second Captains)

Smack my ass and call me Robert Jenrick but could you fucking imagine what it would be like if our players went about with a “The Falklands are English” banner

Knee-jerk opinion: problem with team being built round Bellingham is that he gives you moments but won’t run games for you.

Second tournament in a row where playing well for 20 minutes over the course of 6 games has caught up with us.

Why didn’t Spence close him down there

Big Dan Burn required

Messi might be able to do it against FC Nacho Hat every weekend but he’s never played against Elliot Anderson before has he

Think I've accidentally turned on Cliftonville against Glentoran.

It’s a red card that

Reckon Kobbie Mainoo is probably in line for the Balon d’Or this year if he doesn’t get picked again

Imagine how unbothered Michael Olise will be about the third place playoff

Has to Doue better

Reckon I’d take Olise off for a player that cares?