Curse you Sainsbury's. Curse you to heck. I only wanted a can of Rubicon Guava which you annoyingly didn't have.

Inster, Spring, Five, Twingo, Super-N, a possible modern 2CV on the way. What a fabulous time it is for funky, interesting and colourful small cars.

Never underestimate the abilities of Turnip Farmers.

Took the proper camera to Heveningham Concours. Not used it properly for ages, always such a faff and the phone camera is annoyingly good but it was nice to take a bit of time to get some decent pictures. Harry Metcalfe rocked up in his 930 Turbo S this year.

Everyone remember Tax The Rich off of YouTube? Every year they have a big country fair and more importantly a Concours lawn at the rear of their house. It is pukka.

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

Seaside chippy tea. Spoiled on by the fact 99% of the men in Cromer had decided wearing a t-shirt was unnecessary

6:31 of BL Popemobile content: youtu.be/SMj2luqn02I

It's pretty warm out. Stay safe. Protect. Your. Knob.

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great:

You'll see this reposted numerous times today and too bloody right. Absolute dick move. I know a lot of modern discs are just the bare basics & require a further download before playing BUT it's MY disc & I can do with it as I please.

Current mood:

Me: Do you want to find something to watch this evening. Her: Hmm, I can't find anything interesting. Me:

Creepy. Fucking. Bastard.

How I think I look Vs How I actually look:

What is even smaller than the Motocompo?

Great Scott! Greater Scott!! Even Greater Scott!!! Maximum Scott!!!!

*Dramatic cut to the Ferrari pit wall*

We're you even a teenage boy in the mid-to-late 90's if you didn't stay up late on a Friday night to watch Eurotrash in the hope of catching a glimpse of s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶o̶b̶s̶ a guy dress as a penguin.

Christmas come early, it's new forklift day!

13inch Ronal Teddies in the correct offset and correct PCD?

Went to the seaside. Had a chippy tea. The Saveloy is a highly underrated mystery meat foodstuff.

First world problems and all that but what's with Ice Cream Vans no longer displaying prices on the windows anymore? Is it because they know it's too late by the time they hand you two 99's and ask you for their £8 🤔

I think that's pretty good going for a 40+ year old car with the aerodynamic properties of a bungalow.

Renault 19 16v Chamade. It was a poor choice of car for a low earning 19 year old, plagued with problems from numerous bad owners and cost me a fortune. Still wish I could have had it longer.

The Power of Christ propels him

I've worked out where the inspiration for the generic styling of the Ferrari Luce came from.

The designers of the new Mercedes-AMG GT 4-Door Coupé upon seeing the Luce

Taking bets on neither Mercedes finishing this Grand Prix

The mid 80's were a heck of a time for Sci-fi and action movies.

Goes to a Cars & Coffee but only manages to take a picture of my own car and some YouTuber.

Toto Wolff realising it's Rosberg & Hamilton all over again:

Ready for an early start and a trip to Ignition Cars & Coffee. Because in Norfolk everything good is far away.

A quick repost. The bromance you never knew you needed and you're not going to see Harris walk around a small Scottish town trying to flog a train seat anywhere else. A good way to spend an hour.

See you on the Classics display lawn🤘

When you find out the new guy at work is younger than your 18 year old cat....

Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car.

Tonight it is Under Siege. If they have the audacity to cut the cake scene I'll go full Casey Ryback on the ITV bores responsible.

Having to fend for myself because she's out doing Eurovision stuff. Which is great as I can make stuff she doesn't like! Such as Katsu カレー

I can only assume that with the Twingo, 5 and 4 that Renault are trying really hard to apologise for also giving us uninspiring toss like the Austral, Symbioz and Rafale.

Attempting to use Facebook in four images.

ITV4 showing the rather excellent Bond debut of Pierce Brosnan *but* they've cut the death by snu snu scene. Bond just finds poor old Chuck mysteriously dead.

Slightly increase a band… Queens of the Bronze Age

Pretty swish Norfolk spec supercar.

Marina door handles:

Her: He's probably thinking about other women. Me: Holy crap, that 54 plate Suzuki Alto is mint!

Bad news, they've now been removed and put behind a pay wall. *Sad Crockett's Theme*

May the 4th etc etc etc 🙄