Hey everyone! Just a reminder that this is the LAST WEEK for our charity event for Mental Health Awareness month! Don't forget that one of the goals is me shaving my WHOLE beard. Some people are already gonna miss it... (thanks @stoatzky.bsky.social)

LET ME INNNNNNN

I just looked at analytics for my latest video, and was surprised to see the #1 external site directing people to my video is…instagram? At 64%? I legit haven’t used instagram in over 2 years. Wanted to find the post to thank the person for sharing, but I’m terrible at instagram. Thank you person!

I think we managed to find the single most frustrating game... One of us legit almost lost it NEW VIDEO OUT NOW! Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/vPWziZzIhUo?... #promosky #youtube #gaming

We found the SHITTIEST Simulator Game ever... It's honestly...I have no idea what to say... It's PVP Supermarket Simulator? At least that's what it says... Happy New Year! youtu.be/jN9PMucPJH4?... #promosky

My year started with getting 4th Place in Mario Party Jamboree against Normal Level CPUs… Welp…excited to see what 2026 has in store for me.

Decided to end 2024 with a drink from when I wasn’t quite old enough to drink. Root Beer Float: 3 parts Root Beer Schnaps 1 part Vanilla Vodka My current day review: If you START 2025 at rock bottom, it can only go up, right?

*NO SPOILER* I think my favorite line in Squid Game Season 2 is “Oh, so you’re only here for the money?” as if…there’s an alternate reason?

I don’t appreciate the way NorthernLion makes me intrigued by games I would never be into. I am absolute trash at autobattlers. Like…impressively terrible. Why am I on part 20 of The Bazaar? Why am I learning the game? Why am I debating buying the game? Gaming is hard.

YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE IT'S WEDNESDAY, WE AIN'T DOING DUMB STUFF ON CHRISTMAS?! MURRY CHRIMMUH We finally went BACK to the Backrooms! Hope you all have a wonderful Holiday season! Get all the whatever-you-get for your Holiday! New video is live! youtu.be/ewcEYImXVoM?... #promosky

I’m absolutely speechless. All I wanted from making content was to make people laugh, and brighten up some days, if only for 15-20 minutes at a time. The support in the comments and from the wonderful friends I’ve made since starting, was better than anything I could ask for. Thank you so much.

Alright, real talk, if you haven’t played Cave Story, get your life together.

You want bread?! We got bread! I opened my own burger restaurant! *Burgers are not guaranteed youtu.be/pazcnE0lHk4?... #gaming #promosky

I think I may have made the dumbest thing I’ve ever made so far for a video…

"Whoever this is"? Alexa, play Chocolate Pain...

Astro Bot was the first game I streamed. Expected it to be a one-and-done. It was so good that I played it the whole way. I got the Platinum. Never once was I bored or tired. It was a true joy beginning to end. It pushed me to continue content creation. Congrats on GOTY lil guy. It's well deserved.

the first ever TGA Gamechanger awarded to Amir Satvat, for leading effort to aid laid-off developers find new work

OKAY BUT WHY DOES ORCHESTRAL BALATRO GO SO HARD??

Whoever is in the audio room for the Game Awards, your tea kettle is ready, you can take it off now

NEW ELDEN RING???? IN 2025?!?

Even with no power, the show must go on! People wanted more Ready Or Not shenanigans, and by god, they will get their shenanigans! New video live! Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/nDILF9mJqaY?...

Let’s attempt some algorithm manipulation! 🦀 Dark Souls 🦀 Elden Ring 🦀 Bloodborne 🦀 Path Of Exile 🦀 Diablo 🦀 Roguelikes 🦀 Pinball 🦀 Pokemon 🦀 PlateUp 🦀 Monster Hunter 🦀 Video Editing #promosky

Checks Out

I just burned my lip on pizza rolls. I am not 12 years old. This is rock bottom.

My review of Marvel Rivals. I am playing “Log In Simulator” instead of playing the fully up and running game. Do what you want with that information.

Me when I boot up Blitz 2001 on the N64

30 minutes Marvel Rivals. Can’t wait to boot it up, think it’s the best game I’ve ever played, acknowledge that I’ll play it for the rest of my life, start getting better, not as good as I think I am, start getting toxic as I start losing, never play it again and complain that there’s no games out

My friends are nothing more than bullies. New Video is live! Please enjoy! youtu.be/tcBZ-uvRlOE

Supervive just came out, PoE2 and Marvel Rivals on the 6th, made the mistake of rebooting Balatro… All I want for Christmas is more time…

Learned that #dogsofbluesky is a thing, so have the best boi

Shoutout to that girl that was upset Nelly wouldn’t return her texts because she was texting him on Microsoft Excel

Seeing everyone hopping on PlateUp because it’s heavily on sale right now. Good. Ruin your free time like I did. (And maybe still do…)

Real talk, dude that got the wrong number text regarding Thanksgiving, still got invited, and has been going back every Thanksgiving, is BY FAR my favorite Thanksgiving tradition.

My new video is live! Turns out Content Warning had a number of updates since I last played and well...you'll see... Hope you enjoy! youtu.be/tMcJ6G_dSgA

Update: I got the funny number

Having JUST started my YT channel, the amount of support and incredible comments I’ve received over the past week has been honestly overwhelming. Thank you so much for all the love. (Also, I’m so close to the funny number and I’m so scared I’m gonna miss it…)

No stream today. With @purrodie.bsky.social developing the plague, I volunteered to take this lil hooligan to his doctor appointment. (Little did I know, he’s got the muddiest paws in the west. Still worth.)

Describe your in-person social skills with one image

THE CULT MUST GROW (Come join it)

Holy Moly today is the day Monster Hunter World ERP (Equipment Randomizer Program) is now available for everyone to download! Please follow the link below and read the readme section for how it works! Thank you for the support, I will continue to update it in the future! github.com/ZareamTV/Mon...

Can someone tell me how PoE2 ISN'T Pay-2-Win when I just spent $60 and got the best pet in the game??

With all the love Balatro is getting from its (deserved) GOTY notification, I’d also like to suggest a great, but lesser known roguelike “Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers”. It’s basically Blackjack with a battle system. It’s great.

Imagine how awesome it would be to be a cat. Just nap all day, wake up, see something on a shelf, be like “I think the fuck not”. Now that thing is on the floor. Then for dessert, another nap.

While I don’t think it stands a shot (just because indie games rarely do), it is legitimately incredible to see Balatro nominated for GOTY. What an insane(ly cool) thing to see.

Trying Diablo 4 again after not playing since Season 1…it’s honestly a lot better, but it’s a little funny seeing that a lot of the fun things they added are just taken straight from Diablo 3

I also want to throw out there, after over a month of work, launched my YouTube channel. I'm very proud of it, and if you could just take a gander, it would make me a happy widdle stoat... (Highly suggest the Hospital 666 or Ready or Not videos as they're my favorites.) youtube.com/@stoatsky

Hello Bluesky! I am a Stoat. I do dumb things live. I do dumb things recorded. I make dumb things (pic attached) to show that I've done (or am about to do) dumb things! Come be dumb with me! twitch.tv/stoatsky youtube.com/@stoatzky