I can do what so many men cannot.

I feel as though it’s fairly self explanatory.

H-How… quiet….

I have a different service for women.

WHERE ARE WE GOING.

Kuro would… not like to elaborate.

…..I did not mean for a woman to see that.

Clearly you’ve never had an EVIL 22 hour long blowjob.

[Immediately, an arm is getting sharply smacked.] Before you’ve taken me on a proper date? You’re too bold for your own good. [He’s huffing, turning his head to try and hide that blush.]

Don’t you mock me. [He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]

How dare you?! You’re the one who is gay! [Why is his face actually red.]

I can’t stand him.

…Tch. I didn’t say that. In those words.

You had better not. I won’t be seen in public alongside someone with such a ridiculous name.

[Tch. Kuro frowns at the loss of the gun show, and he nods coldly.] …Fine. 10pm. [He’s intentionally avoiding looking at that big smile.]

Cancel our dinner plans.

[That flexing is not subtle enough. Kuro isn’t watching subtlety, either.] …I see. [His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.] Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.

[A skeptical eyebrow raises.] Somewhere nice, I presume?

No. I don’t “hang out” like a teenager at the skate park. If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.

[Oh no. He likes them stupid.]

…Ah. I have better things to do, such as anything else.

Repeat that last part. I believe I misheard you.

I am also aging.

It did not hurt my feelings.

A group of teenaged hooligans referred to me as an “emo” earlier this day. As if I have emotions to speak of.

I’ve accomplished my goal of spending Valentine’s Day completely and utterly alone.

…I understand now what makes it evil.

I won’t be available tomorrow, I have an evil colonoscopy appointment.

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