Thanks, @glennkirschner.bsky.social. Happy to represent Team Justice with @riseandresist.bsky.social!

A good husband might not want to indulge his wife's request to take a photo of her reading The Onion on the john, but he eventually gives in. New York life goal achieved. @theonion.com

Believe your eyes. This was murder. A fatal shooting in Minneapolis is at least the 14th time in Trump's second term that ICE agents have been involved in shootings with firearms. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/in-c...

A little on-the-nose for US citizens. The golden arches remaining upright also mirror our corporate overlords. search.app/4SiqZ

Police can't force you to give them your phone's passcode because it's in your head, but they can force your thumb on your phone because it's like leaving your key under the doormat. Say "I don't consent to searches" & get rid of biometrics! youtube.com/watch?v=1XJs...

My husband says this is one of his favorite "Facebook Memories." I originally posted it three years ago and, yes, he's still alive.

Here's the guest list for the formal White House dinner honoring MBS, who ordered the murder and dismemberment of a journalist. And yes, of course, Trump made a joke out of that. #TraitorTrump www.businessinsider.com/white-house-...

"Quiet, piggy!" The only pig I know for certain is on that plane is Trump. Does he see a mirror instead of someone else's face? Looks to me like Pennywise went with orange clown makeup today.

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Brilliant.

The app is called Mobile Identify & its Task Force Model (TFM) allows local officers to make immigration arrests during routine police enforcement, essentially turning police officers into ICE agents, according to NYCLU. Per ICE's website, it has TFM agreements with 596 agencies in 34 states.

Explain to me how the same people who fetishize birth are literally starving millions of children they supposedly revere, so they can't think clearly & learn at school instead of being consumed by the pain of hunger. Our leaders, whether feigning helplessness or taking part, are torturing children.

Let's talk about the real freeloaders in America. youtube.com/shorts/FDp9E...

New USPS Regional Transportation Optimization (RTO) policy eliminates PM mail pickups at post offices more than 50 miles from a regional processing facility. The changes, already in effect for roughly 16% of the US, mean mail will be postmarked & delivered at least one day later. bit.ly/4qur5vz

Seems like most Americans aren't gaming this out. They're doing everything they can to ignore it, just as corporate media continues to normalize everything this demented maniac and his backers do each day. If our so-called leaders do nothing to stop it, this will be our reality soon enough.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

I want these people to be my neighbors. And I want to see what they do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Fascists hate humor. It may be gallows humor, but it counts. Dictators can't control laughter, even the rueful kind. #JusticeMatters #FuckTrump bsky.app/profile/iwil...

Mofo can't stand it when we laugh at him.

@wendyb2.bsky.social I have to quote your bio: "Please take good care of yourself. The only way you get to dance on his grave is to outlive him. If you're blaming D's more than R's for the mess we're in, GFY." Outstanding!

I don't wish this on anyone, but Mitch McConnell & his cronies try to hide the ravages of old age to protect the gerontocracy and their addled leader while saying evil things about others' infirmities, so, truly, they can fvck off into the air. (Kat4Obama's quote is a lot more fun.)

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I ❤️ Portland!

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Surely there's a moment, during the long, arduous process of applying his makeup and cantilevering his hair, when he looks in the mirror & sees that he's not the ochre Adonis he believes himself to be. Before what's left of his mind snaps shut, he adjusts the velcro on his diaper, & starts his day.

I ❤️ SMARTASSES!!! www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

And considering how much it has been used, nearly everyone raised since Tylenol's invention should have autism.

Disney understands money. Withholding it is our only superpower. We punched Mickey in the $ dick, and it worked. Remember this! Jimmy Kimmel to return to air as Disney announces shock reversal www.rawstory.com/jimmy-kimmel...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From — theonion.com/trump-spends... Admit it: For a second you thought this might be a real headline. @theonion.com is back, baby!

And that's a conservative estimate, in my opinion. Even counting conservatives.

Well put!

Charlie Kirk: "I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." Was he thinking about his children or his own possible death here? youtu.be/asU2iyw7Ims?...

Media: Both sides need to come together and stop their violent rhetoric. What? Only one side is fed a steady diet of hate. Our side is fed softcore bipartisan fan fiction. Speaking of sides: We don't have to claim someone as one of "us" because they shot one of "them." And vice versa. Fuck murder.

Thanks, Glenn! #JusticeMatters

Seen in DC

This happens when Toddler Trump tests his limits & is allowed to commit increasingly terrible offenses. Those elected to protect us have failed us at every turn. Why? Greed, stupidity, laziness, hubris, & lust for power. Now we're complicit with a cabal of rich men who rape children to feel special.

My first thought was, "Oh, good. Hulk Hogan can't run for president." Because #Idiocracy is now a documentary.

I'm sorry to say this but whoop-de-do. Too little, too late. Our democracy is being dismantled. They chose to run for office. We can only do so much as citizens. I'm not saying it's easy, but like soldiers who joined in peacetime, they must rise to the demands of this moment & fight for our country.

I'm glad I got to see Ozzy perform several times. He had a great run. It's amazing his body lasted this long! We named our cat after him. He's an imp, too. I think the Prince of Darkness would like that. PS: His name is Ozzy. If you posted RIP here & spelled it Ozzie, you're a fucking poser.

Ticks that cause a meat allergy(!) are proliferating due to warming temps. Beef industry, get your lobbyists to DC, STAT! Will MAGA meat eaters finally get mad about #climatechange? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Projection is what Donny does best. Well, that & stewing in a diaper filled with his own excrement. I'm guessing he wants to ensure his status as most full of shit on Earth. In court in NY, people in the gallery behind him used VapoRub under their noses because he smelled so bad. #DonnyDecomp

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

We know he's talking about Juneteenth here. Donald Trump can fvck all the way off. BTW, you know who doesn't get holidays & pays taxes despite not getting a living wage? Undocumented immigrants. Why not go after the greedheads who employ them? Claw back some money from them, you GD waste of space.

Rain didn't stop us in NYC, unlike Trumpers, as shown in the pathetic turnout for Trump's fap-fest. I think we know who the real snowflakes are. youtube.com/shorts/BALvy...

EPIC response.

1945: Fascists knew they weren't strong enough to conquer a unified country. 2025: Fascists are terrified of us, so they lash out to try to silence us and send us scurrying home to hide beneath the covers. It's too late. We are unified. And we must win.

Fat-fvck-in-chief demands photogenic soldiers at a publicity stunt. Do all his mirrors have a photo of Fabio on them? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

"Centrist concern trolls" is the perfect label for these people. It's like Dems and corp. media are saying you should be nicer to your abusive spouse. If we stay quiet, he wins. Maybe it's lost on people that HE MAY VERY WELL WIN. He's showing us right now what our country will look like if he does.

Oh, look, the bully whose entire persona is built upon ridiculing other people almost fall-down-go-boom. Waaa, waaa, you thin-skinned baby in your poopy diaper. We are all laughing at you, loser. #Schadenfreude, hell yes! Not sorry at all! #TrumpIsALoser

Elon and Trump remind me of Godzilla movies where the monsters fight for primacy while trampling a city into dust. (Or the Avengers destroying NYC to save the world.) But these demented narcissists are duking it out because each suspects that at least one woman has laughed at his diminutive pee pee.

We live in a world where the president of the United States reposts this. There's no time left to debate how we got here: Only (metaphorical) bareknuckle fighting will do. Let's f-ing go! #LFG #JusticeMatters #KeepFighting #TrumpCult