I maybe dumb but I'm also stupid.

Nobody: Me: Ok, but does it come in blue?

I love seeing people's hogs not even in a horny way, im just nosey.

Id take more pics but honestly ive run out of poses.

I kinda feel like I should rhinestone a jockstrap for fun.

What is even considered hung exactly? Is there an exact metric or are we just basing it on vibes. Im a visual learner btw.

Oh...Good morning 😇 #gaypup #humanpup #pupplay #belly

Tummy Tuesday (even though its technically Wednesday for me) featuring some slight dick root as a treat. #gaypup #gay #belly

How do you even work out that side part of your hip/thigh below the belly. Mines so flat.

Me and the boys stroking a big fat cock. #gaypup #humanpup #pupplay #urgeevents

Well back to masking around straight people at work and pretending I love capitalism. I forget how freeing it is just to be around gay people being their authentic selves sometimes.

Cuddle time with @daddycrimson38.red and @puptidehart.bsky.social last night at urge christchurch. #urge #pupplay #gaypup

Call me Nintendo the way I'm a switch too.

I wish I had a spa pool somedays I think it would heal me.

If you see me at Urge Christchurch say hi. I won't hear you in my hood but you can still say it.

Love heavy balls on my face. #pupplay ##gaypup ##humanpup

Buying blue underwear cause everything has to be colour coordinated with my hood.

When I was younger my body was about a lot. Too thin, too fat, too hairy, not hairy enough. I struggled with body dysphoria for years and now im finally comfortable with my body but I feel like I missed out on friendships and so many opportunities because I was afraid to put myself out there.

Indognito #pupplay #gaypup

Giving all the ex tumblr bears war flashbacks by saying "so type"

Accidentally trimmed my beard shorter on one side. Please only perceive me from a 3/4 or side view till it evens out. Thank you.

I really need to gym, but the gym is intimidating and I dont know how to do anything 😔. I just want big arms to hug with dammit.

Awruff! was cool enough to pup out again. Its warming up and im a cold weather kinda dog. #humanpup #pupplay #gaypup

Oops I havent posted in ages. I'm still here though. #gaypup #humanpup #pupplay

The temptation to enroll in a photography course so I can take better nudes with studio lighting.

-boops the bulge- please give my friend some love 🐺

Help! The new guy at work hit me up 2 weeks ago on growlr!

I'd be more of a slut but it seems like far too much admin work and scheduling.

Me when my antidepressants won't let me get off.

Organizing my pup shelf. Hopefully, my laces will arrive soon so I can re lace my sneaks properly too. #pupplay #gaypup #humanpup #Air90s

I really do enjoy a good pair of hefty balls must be said.

I do occasionally leave my house. #gaypup #pupplay #humanpup

I'm working on my pup gear diaplay shelf at home, and I'm struggling to find anything nice to display my hood. I'd like to avoid having a creepy mannequin head if possible. Does anyone have any suggestions? #gaypup #humanpup #pupplay

Rest your fat sasuage on my muzzle and tell me to wait. #pupplay #humanpup #gaypup

I want to go to some pride events this year, but the body dismorphia is real atm.

It's my birthday! Hope you got me a big ol bone to celebrate. #pupplay #humanpup #gaypup

What if I wore this hat? #fashiondegree

Free him!

Bixby remind me to update my age in my profile in 9 days.

Damn American shipping costs to NZ really are borked now.

Love finding out many of my mutuals from back in the tumblr days are being horny on bluesky now, and honestly, I love that. #sotype

My protein shake looks suspiciously jizz like...

Blue, white, and black does not seem to be the in colour scheme for the gay brands this year so far. Guess I'll have to stay naked for now.

The flu didn't kill me after all. #gaypup #pupplay #humanpup

Turns out I've been sick with the flu for 2 weeks. I'm one sick puppy. please send emergency nudes or soup.

My tiddies may be fat. End post.

Hmmm, possible future purchases? #gearwishlist (product links in alt text)

Fellas, I'm really not feeling the daily grind today. #gaypup #pupplay

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Give my partner some love. He gives real good belly rubs!