instagram saw it first but these jeans make me feel like a pixar mom (love that for me)

i don’t like that my most liked comment on threads is about removing the firing pin from a weapon for safety (in a domestic violence situation).

so glp1s are supposed to help with food noise or whatever. i just discovered mine is still no match for cheddar goldfish. i absolutely fuck a bag of those up

aka what i’ve been doing since i woke up

new 2026 hobbies: - working on my thesis (hobby and academic task) - repairing board books that my toddler destroys - trolling my spouse on bluesky (he doesn’t use threads, boring)

That damn woke mob. Cheers! More to come soon.