I have been formed that humans probably should not do this, this is a me thing. It is okay for me though, I am an octopus. :3

Aquarium Staff has opinions about my fixation on numbers. Last night they served me seven pierogis and didn't understand that seven is the worst number. Multiples of two or five or both are the good numbers (three is on thin ice but allowed because it's cool for math reasons).

Vtubers, badly describe your irl job (if you have one outside of vtubing) in one gif. Be sure not to doxx yourself... much...

Uh... It's not wrong XD

So! I may be late for stream tonight. Much happens in the part of the year as the light begins to wane and the cold of the deep is emboldened to creep up from those ancient places where it slumbers. Anyway Aquarium Staff wants to do science about it tonight and they need me to help them.

So Aquarium Security is complaining about me and the Aquarium Director is taking their side! This is unacceptable treatment of me, and how dare also? She says that Aquarium Security is there for my protection and not to play with... but if not to play with why are they all shaped like friends?

Aquarium Security was very busy last night! I am such a good hider that they spent all night trying to secure the asset (that's me! I'm an asset :3) and still couldn't catch me. Anyway for unrelated reasons the Aquarium Director is "very cross" with me and "not best pleased" with my behaviour :3

Don't worry, I can't be raptured because I am an octopus and also because the book of Revelation is much more likely a satire of the political issues and movements of the time and much less likely a prediction of far-flung future events. I'll still be on tonight solving puzzles!

Is it bi visibility day, or is Aquarium Staff trying to keep me from hiding from them while they do science?

My mod once again remembered to make my schedule for this week when I forgot! Thank you to @valentine-was-here.bsky.social for always being on top of things. I am 4cm tall, it is very hard for me to be on top of much. :3

I've been thinking about my Aquarium Visitors a lot and I wanted to tell you I'm proud of all of you.

Bumpy snailfish is so cute! What's it smilin' about? It's going :3 and i love that

In honour of fat bear week I think Aquarium Staff should give me a salmon to eat (and more shrimpies of course).

Gonna stream tonight! There's fractals to be done! Aquarium Staff is grateful for everyone's patience while very important science is done (except mine, they said I didn't have any patience at all, but I do! I listened to her talk in Great God Grove and everything!)

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

If you see this, what item would you be given to hold if you were a #Pokemon? I would get a Shell Bell, because I can't be bothered to stop attacking to heal.

Did you know Aquarium Staff won't let the visitors feed me shrimpies? I think there should be a dispenser like for corn at petting zoos. They could even put it in the tank if they think the humans will eat the shrimpies.

It is too early o'clock and I have been awake for hours before this! Aquarium Security hadn't even left yet and now I still have to entertain thd visitors until I get to stream tonight. I know I only sleep one many, but I would like more than one many sleeps please 🥺

Remember there's no stream tonight. Science must be done and Aquarium Security very kindly agreed to supervise on the condition that Aquarium Staff (and me) don't do anything "beyond the pale that threatens the safety and sanity of the world or its participants" but I think they are overreacting.

Fleas! I love the fleas. My beloved flea friends. They're beautiful! Look at the shading! That water colour look is so good!

Okay I only just got home to the Aquarium. Did you know humans have to eat and Aquarium Staff is made up of humans? Anyway uh, no stream tonight.

If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

You know what? If I'm your parents now (and I am): this is your daily reminder to take one thong that is not where it goes and put it where it does go! Sometimes that even gives you the motivation to do that but a second time!

Me too! I'll accept you, and an octopus normally has thousands of children so I got the skills to raise each of you!

Ruin a song by adding the word 'literally' to the title: Dance Literally Monkey

Day 30 Credits music: Legend of Zelda Link to the Past. It was the first long game I'd ever beaten (I got stuck on so many bosses in JRPGs) and I was so, so proud of myself.

I'm going to fractals tonight in #guildwars2! They are breaking into reality a lil, so I'm taking silly builds! You're all welcome to come along!

Day 29 Final Boss music: I've already used so many that stuck with me, but Final Fantasy Tactics final boss theme is great, even more interesting when the music stops. It's wild.

Day 28 music that makes you nostalgic: Route 2 bay-bee! Walking out onto the first route in Pokémon Blue was so exciting, and it's the first game I ever felt like I was clever with by picking Squirtle to get a water Pokémon early.

Minor schedule change tonight, we're playing Great God Grove for my favourite mod's birthday! Hap birf @valentine-was-here.bsky.social ! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

Day 27 Music from a handheld game: Cornered from Phoenix Wright. You know the song, it's when the witness is caught in their contradictions!

Aquarium Staff is transparently trying to learn facts about me, so I've decided that if they want facts they can come to the internet for them like everyone else! #likechallenge #vtuber #vtuberlore #vsky

Slightly diminish a book Of Mouse and Man

Day 26 music you like from a game you haven't played: Rules of Nature or whatever it's called from Re: Vengeance. 🎶But in the end it has to be this waaaayyy🎶

I got that bug in me XD It's Silk Song on Fridays until I can't progress anymore! All times are in Atlantic. #fyerlunasSchedule

Day 25 Music that gets you pumped: Hollow Knight boss music. Love that sound.

Well everyone is home safe now. I didn't get shrimpies, but I did get two eggs on some congee! Two eggs! :3

I have been informed by the Aquarium Director that I will start caring about all of my cells if I don't help get her staff member back. She didn't even try to bribe me with shrimpies! \(>∆<)/

Stream will be late tonight. I am going on a journey to "retrieve a valued member of the aquarium staff" but like, does a siphonophore care for all of its cells? Do you?

Day 24 Music you constantly have stuck in your head: all of these songs so far qualify, but lately I've been humming Deku Palace a lot, especially because I found a really good orchestration of it.

Silk Song was so powerful it crashed stream, but we got right back to it and it was great! So many songs! So much silk!

Silk Song acquired! I will hear the songs the Hornet sings. Maybe they are like the song of my people: deep, alluring, and seeping into your bones like it has always been there- hidden in the dark and the wet of your earthly flesh... Or maybe it'll sound like do do do do doo dodo or something. :3

Silk Song tonight, Silk Song tonight! I'm gonna postpone GW2 for Silk Song tonight~🎶

Day 23 underrated music: Lufia II Sinistral Battle Theme. It's so good but Lufia got overshadowed by Secret of Mana and FFVI and Chrono Trigger.

Day 22 Town/Village music: Kakariko Village, OoT. There's just something about the tune that hits small pastoral town so perfectly that I can't hum it without feeling nostalgic for a time and place that never was yet I deeply long to return to.

It is that season again everyone! Please make sure your vaccines are up to date at your animals are all up to date too! Aquarium Staff helps me get mine, and they get theirs too! It's especially important because in certain places the herd immunity effect will not kick in so please be safe.

Day 21 music you associate with frustration: Sonic drowning music. You know the sound, you know the fear, and you know the path to the Dark Side. I tried so hard to get passed the first level of Sonic and Tails that floods and I never made it once :C

Day 20 Music from a racing game: Skull Rock from Crash Team Racing. I love Crash Bandicoot when I was a kid, it was great! Had a lot of fun with the racing game too.

Day 19 cover of music by a different artist: Gemineye by the Megas. They took that 8bit theme from mega man 3 and made an absolute banger.