99% of the comments are from people who’ve never talked to a Christian, I guarantee it.

I think I’m slowly becoming more motivated to actually get through my list of movies i need to watch. Watched Pretty Woman and Independence Day in the span of a week. Both amazing movies.

The automatic toilet at my work has gone off 5 fucking times while I’ve been trying to take a shit.

Getting this in one guess makes me wanna throw up.

Two more and he gets a prize

Porygon did nothing wrong. Happy Purple Day.

This is brutal

Why is it when I search ”March Madness” in Bluesky, I’m getting nothing but werewolves and dick-pics, while over on Twitter I’m getting actual relevant results?

Stream popped off today. Definitely gonna do more Saturday morning streams(assuming I can get my ass outta bed).

Considering streaming tonight with the best/worst Irish accent I can muster.

Kinda hard to resist just devouring these

Thinking of building a class action lawsuit against AI companies for everyone who’s received psychological damage and emotional distress from AI content, who’s with me

I swear, every time I get a Kalshi ad, I want to lobotomize myself with a skrewdriver

Does a cadaver count as an object, and if so, can I cast mending to make the cause of death indeterminable?

Yes, tax Taylor Swift out of existence. I support this plan.

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

New vocal stim: that Domino’s ad where the guy goes “Dom MMMMM ino’s”, but the last bit is cut off so the guy just says “Dom, MMMMM”

Fingers, inconsistent number, sizes and overall quality are not consistent with the quality of the rest of the art. Yeah I get that hands are hard, this is the biggest red flag of all AI art. (1/x)

Am I really gonna be the first one to call out this person for their #AISlop?

Watched the interview in question. I don’t disagree with anything Talarico says, but he’s wrong about the bible making no mention of homosexuality. And while it doesn’t mention anything *really* about abortion, it does mention the sanctity of life after conception.

Horse girls and bronies rise up. It’s the Year of the Horse. Happy Lunar New Year!

So we’re just gonna ignore the Hilary Knight shaped elephant in the room

I don’t know how I feel about Caplyta using “This Little Light of Mine” to advertise their antidepressants, but it’s definitely not ok.

I think the worst part about office building toilet paper is not how thin or papery it is, but the fact that you can’t see the perforation so you’re just ripping paper off the roll.

Finally finished reading The Son of Neptune since I never finished in 2019. Mark of Athena, here we come.

And now I hear my boss clipping his nails at his desk, somebody kill me please.

Just came out of a company-wide “meeting” discussing how to design power plants for ai data centers and I think I’m the only one who wants to rip my skin off.

Thank God, the world actually appears to be healing