If you’ve ever been in the market for a Dee Brown jersey, then now is the time to buy one.

Ryan Gosling giving off some Kurt Cobain vibes with this look from Project Hail Mary

This #Celtics trade has forever tarnished Bobby Bonilla Day!

The thing about Jaylen is that his attitude off the court sucks, but even disgruntled, he is going to go out there and play every night. He’s not gonna “James Harden” up the joint. That being said…this deal is bullshit!

JB traded to the Sixers. TF is this…a redistribution of talent?

Really, Brad?!?

Mitchell Robinson and and Mike Conley….I’m here for it.

The Offspring is now covering Taylor Swift…won’t be long until we get Korn covering Noah Kahan.

Kevin Smith’s Die Hard

These are in the break room today…do I still need to worry about cum? @szyszka.bsky.social?

The only thing that ever I learned from the Bible was that Jonah jerked off inside of that whale, and that’s how the sperm whale got its name.

Watched both of these for the first time today and am now about to unleash my inner John Connor.

This may just be the motivation the Red Sox locker room needs…

Happy NBA Draft Night to those who celebrate!

Not me on Shams Charania’s Twitter feed…

“Hurry up and give me the microphone before I bust in my pants” is exactly what I would expect a gentleman named Sticky Fingaz to say.

Finally watching this one…

Tmw Jalen Brunson takes the team to the beach…

In honor of the Scottish taking over Boston, I’m thinking that there may be a Highlander rewatch in the near future.

I think it’s time for a reread… #Knicks

Wemby singing Skee-Lo’s one hit right here…

“Too small.” #Knicks #JalenBrunson

I don’t know what was the bigger play by Mitchell Robinson…the rebound or how quickly he got it out of his hands so he wouldn’t be fouled.

Jalen Brunson to the refs on that clear as day landing zone foul… #Knicks

Pretty sure Wemby was doing The Dance of Death

Sean Combs was sentenced during the same month that this basketball season began and now the Knicks are on the precipice of their first championship since 1973. Dare I say that “The Diddy Curse” has been broken?

Meanwhile, at MSG last night…

New softball uniforms just dropped…

Current Hot Take… Another Bad Creation > Kriss Kross

Still bummed that EA Sports didn’t use my cover.

After losing the first two at home, the Spurs backs’ are against the ball. #Knicks

"There can only be one [winner of the yearly hot dog condiment discourse]." -Connor MacHotdog

Chalamet rocking that hooligan look.

Is there a term for someone who ejaculates whenever they smell freshly baked scali bread? Asking for me…it’s me.

Today, I’m a Knickerbocker.

Now accepting applications for the position of “My Best Friend Dan.”

Current recap of the Western Conference Finals…

*ball goes out of bounds* Mike Tirico: It’s

San Antonio is getting killed on the glass.

I cannot stand “Reality” TV, but I would watch the shit out of a Chuck and Shaq Odd Coupleesque reality show.

You: Why are you pulling for San Antonio tonight? Me:

It’s rewatch time…

Every once in a while I’ll hold an empty paper towel tube up against my hand and look through it while leaving both eyes open to see how it must have felt to be Jesus.

Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom have hired Shai Gilgeous-Alexander as a consultant for their upcoming project.

Thiccgate! #DrakeMaye