Michigan’s road to this championship game had more blowouts than the Gotti Boys.

You can’t spell Jesus without sus.

You better believe that I dropped an NBA Jam style BOOMSHAKALAKA on that Ball fast break dunk.

The G spot…it’s clit or miss.

For some of us, a Venn Diagram of the “Dad/Mom, what were you like in the 90s” and that “Teenage Dirtbag” trend from a few years back, would be a perfect circle.

Dropping 50+ at 19 is WILD!

It’s Opening Day at Fenway after a 1-5 start and they choose to play some Dire Straits…chef’s kiss.

This the the moment when it was all over for Stephen. @whmpodcast.bsky.social #TheDeparted

April Fool’s Day is over…it’s now safe again to believe everything you see and read on the internet.

These kids in the Final Four have no idea how easy they have it. Just wait until they are knocking on the door of being 50, playing in an over 30 rec league, and have to play their semifinals and finals game on the same night.

Two careless turnovers in the last 1:20 that led to two HUGE threes. Duke? More like Dookie.

You think that those Duke fans who bought tickets to the wrong game for a second time in a row are now okay with it? #MarchMadness #EliteEight

This Wiggy and Mego beef is quickly rivaling some of the best beefs on the North Shore.

You: How’d that Texas/Purdue game play out? Me:

Tramon Mark putting the Mark in Marksmen. #MarchMadness

I swear I give myself whiplash looking away from the screen every time they replay an ankle roll.

Mark my words…162-0 #RedSox

Five years ago, playing with chalk…it’s the WHM boys (kind of).

If a butterfly flaps its wings in Thailand, then SGA will end up at the free throw line shooting two.

I feel like I’m watching this Netflix MLB game using RealPlayer in the late 90’s. #BufferingIssues

Rick Pitino’s face is beginning to look like the face of a not fully developed Beta Unit from The Last Starfighter.

I just decided to do a four minute plank because two minutes is apparently the standard and doubling the standard must be good, right? A little post plank Googling apparently proved otherwise?

The "Maybe Not" double feature.

Gotta box out the free throw shooter! #SantaClara

If UNC blows this game I’m gonna be pissed.

“High Point? More like Low Point!” -My Bracket

This TCU v. OSU game is kicking things off in the best way possible. #MarchMadness

Brackets locking in T-Minus… LFG!

Looks like Spanky have gotten the boys into another wacky mess…

Ending up with a purple chin and a slightly dislocated jaw during a rec league playoff basketball game is 100% on brand for me.

Saint Patrick did not die for your sins so that you could drink green beer and then throw up behind a dumpster.

The Roman Empire strikes again! #TeamUSA

I think this is the year that I pick my first perfect bracket in six years. #MarchMadness

The problem with gym consistency is that one spot on my back which I can no longer scratch.

I hear that it pairs well with that tiny bit of vomit that creeps up into the back of your throat upon taking your first sip.

Creep (Stone Temple Pilots) > Creep (Radiohead)

Smelled like the guy in the voting booth next to me was dropping a deuce…I guess he was doing his civic doody.

Anybody know if Maurice The Pants Man ever spoke of the pompatus of love? Tia

I have never seen Basic Instinct and I have no idea why.

JT giving me that warm fuzzy feeling inside. #Celtics

JT coming back tonight got me feeling like… #Celtics

Drawing is not my strong suit, but I’ve always dug these ones…

Same energy…

Me today catching up on @whmpodcast.bsky.social’s White Guy Karate Month…

Be careful out there, folks. #Kryptonite

Crazy how they can so easily give us the medal counts by country, but can’t give us the condom usage count per country. #Olympics

Me the entire third period of this game. #TeamUSA #OlympicsHockey

This is where we need a momentum shift. #TeamUSA