The theme of this Patriots/Texans game…

The chips and queso are gone and it’s all my fault. I’m not sorry.

I’m thinking that the closest I’ll ever get to competing in a Spartan Death Race is shoveling the snow off of my driveway followed immediately by stacking firewood all while wearing a weighted vest.

29 Years Later…

It took me longer to get out of BC’s parking lot after the Syracuse game than it did for Melo to get from there to NYC.

I spy father and son…

Life was a lot simpler back when all we wanted to do was zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.

One of the greatest ad campaigns of all-time was the Dennis Hopper Nike NFL commercials of the early 90s.

The key to gym consistency in your late 40s is having tween daughters who talk about their school crushes around you.

I was once at a house party in Somerville, MA hanging out on a second floor deck with about 15 other people when the deck collapsed. I was the only one left unhurt. A year later, the film Unbreakable was released in theaters.

*hears Inner Circle’s 1992 hit - Sweat (A La La La La Long) for the first time in years and actually listens to the lyrics* Me:

*Chalamet misses that layup* Adam Sandler:

2026: The year I get back on that @letterboxd.social train.

Everybody needs to find their "Three Little Birds.”

Feeling sentimental…gonna Google images of shampoo bottle labels to read while sitting on the toilet?

Gotta say it though…those Planet Fitness hats are pretty fucking dumb.

For the fellow Twilight Zone/Star Wars nerds…

The Devil’s Advocate (1997)

“Bah cumbug!” -Ebenezer Splooge

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate!

Will framed in the “exotic matter.” #StrangerThings5

The Mosquito Coast > Eden

My pre-part 2 prediction… Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1: A New Hope Stranger Things Season 5 Part 2: The Empire Strikes Back Stranger Things Season 5 Part 3: Return of the Jedi

This movie just dropped on Amazon Prime and now I may have to change my plans tonight…

O Cum All Ye Faithful (now in my work break room)

“So, then cunnilingus, I guess they’re missing a T in there.” - @szyszka.bsky.social I lost my shit and almost drove into a tree.

Taylor Swift once said, “She wears high heels, I wear sneakers…” The thing is, I haven’t seen her in sneakers for a long time.

You: LeBron posterized Luke Kornet Me: LeBron dropped an elbow on Luke Kornet’s face

In high school, I couldn’t memorize a single Shakespeare soliloquy, but now I can put on SiriusXM’s 90s Rock & Hip Hop channel for a little work background noise, and sing every word to every song.

Is Die Hard 2 a good movie… …nope. Do I love Die Hard 2… …YUP.

Tired: Being in the 4th grade and finding out that Santa isn’t real while riding on the school bus from a 5th grader named Gary Wired: Being in the 5th grade and finding out that Santa isn’t real from AI.

Dude about to fall down at your door with The Proclaimers.

Desmond Bane out here playing for Globo-Gym.

Huge if true…

If there's one thing that I'm certain about in this world, it's that the quietest place at a dance convention is the men's room.

Me at 6:30 this morning 30 seconds after leaving the gym

ngl…having all 8 guys on the team show up for your rec league basketball game is excessive.

Love having my office across from the break room… Today we’re playing “Is that B.O. or did somebody bring in an Italian sub?” It’s like, should I enjoy this scent or vomit?

2025 Spotify Wrapped is in, and my listening age is apparently 72…I think the kids have skewed the results.

The internet in one photo

It’s Christmas movie season…

I found them @jupinwhm.bsky.social

Don’t come at me with that “SIX SEVEN” bullshit…seven should rot in Hell for eating nine. That’s six’s job. “69”

Rod Stewart has gotta be going by Flaccid Stewart by now, right?

tbt to when Macy’s and NBC had some explaining to do…

Nothing says Thanksgiving more than “banging on the bathroom floor.”

I am most thankful for Macy's... …providing clothing at exorbitant prices since the very first Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving!