"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now. #AccountabilityIsComing

In the utterly random and totally aboveboard UEFA draw, is anyone expecting anything other than Atletico Madrid?

FEDE!!!!!!!!!!! 6-0

Fede coming on… and Nallo… for a while.

MACCA…. Again!!!!!! 5-0

EKITIKE!!!!!!!!!!! 4-0

SALAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 3-0

WIRTZ!!!!!!!!! 2-0

MACCA!!!!!!!

So, no right backs then 🙄#LFC

What happened to "we exist to win trophies"?

The Daily Express has a sense of humour... I hope

Everyone should bear in mind... When you cheer on the removal of human rights for "them", they're also removed for you.

The smug retort to those who expressed concerns about the Tory plan for 'ICE-style' removals was that a UK ICE 'obviously' wouldn't operate like US ICE would, and now a former Tory Home Secretary is stating her desire to do away with basic humanitarian protections. Are we going to get real yet?

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Not the ideal point of the season for us to start heading south with both Chelsea and ManYoo, for Pete’s sake, rediscovering form. A weekend to forget.

Are we back to doubters again?

If all our eggs are in the UCL basket, we’re out the moment we meet anyone from the prem.

Wow… we’ve managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of yet another draw

Great save to deny Wirtz… the 🤡 gives a goal kick

SZOBO!!!!!! 2-2

Wondering how many times Ekitike can get kicked without getting a free kick 🤔

Another one to add to PGMOL’s ever-growing list of officiating 🤡

We’re back to our *usual* corners now

I may have misheard the stat but #LFC may have had 117 corners since we last scored from one 😳

BIG VIRG!!!!!!! From a corner???? 🤯

Grim. 2-0

We’ve dominated the game, so, naturally… 1-0

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GAKPO!!!!!! 0-3

FRIMPONG!!!!! (Kinda)

SZOBO!!!!!!! (Comedy gold)

Hugo’s offside, sadly

Official giving free kicks for nothing. 🙄

I missed the intro to the game… black armbands?

There may be reasons why Joey G hasn’t scored for us 🤔

4 points out of the last 12 but we are somehow still 4th. However, immediate improvement is required or we could find ourselves in 6th or 7th spot in a week.

Today’s “stat I could have done without knowing” goes to this… Liverpool have failed to win all 3 of their home games against the newly promoted sides in a league season for the first time since 1980-81. #LFC (From Michael Reid in the other place)

A draw at home to second-from-bottom Burnley - on the same day Man U hump City to close to a point behind us - is a shockingly bad result. Pretty much inexcusable. #LFC

We’re doing our ‘everything but score’ thing.

Somehow, we’re managing to make Burnley look competitive.

Konate having one of his special moments

Wirtz is starting to look like a bargain

WIRTZ!!!!!! Unstoppable.

Szobo’s not taking pens off Mo just yet

Remember. Actions have consequences.

EKITIKE!!!!! 4-1

WIRTZ!!!!!!!!!

Looked like Szobo got the ball but also a fair bit of shirt pulling. Six of one, half a dozen of another.