Pontiff Pilot

Alright so that's two screw jobs in 20 seconds. That stinks.

I don't want that to be a goaltending call but that feels like it's a goaltending call, spiritually.

I appreciate Good Pope’s™️ anti-AI encyclical on its moral merits, but I’m less concerned with the tech’s specious future capabilities (becoming Skynet) than I am its current capabilities (burning forests and drying lakes). Still, Good Pope and I are on the same team here, let me make that clear.

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Yup. It should be *The Thing* people associate that fucking monster with.

Have done a few freelance writing pieces lately and I gotta say: I really don't miss chasing money around. Pay people on time!

How many ridiculous goals can one team concede in a single season?

The World Cup begins in less than three weeks and I feel like I've seen next to zero marketing about it in any facet of my day to day life and I live and work in a major city that's hosting seven matches. This thing is gonna be a fucking dud.

Should I ask my dear friend David Simon if he thinks this is a win for our union? amp.awfulannouncing.com/online-outle...

a company claiming to be worth $1.75 trillion reporting a $4.9 billion net loss on $18.67 billion in consolidated revenue for 2025, all run by a white supremacist fake engineer with a head full of cottage fucking cheese I'm sure it will go fine

Not a single mention of Gaza, Palestine, or genocide. Just the dumbest, most naive bunch of fucking assholes on planet earth.

Was stoned w/some buds the other day and we came up w/a can’t miss business idea. It’s called “T’s Quick 5 (Because it’s actually 4)” and it’s a combination golf course/comedy club that only has 4 holes despite saying it has 5 and you only get to do 4 minutes not 5 and the caddies are the comedians.

BREAKING: Sen. Ed Markey calls for Trump's impeachment.

[To the tune of Old MacDonald] Todd Bonzalez had a farm

My wife just discovered Bobson Dugnutt, Glenallen Mixon, Todd Bonzalez, names of that nature

same :(

Arteta haramball winning the title while not even playing, truly the worst way for this season to end.

Big goal for Liverpool that, Erling. Tysm.

Just my opinion but it seems like maybe the previous administration should have put this guy in a windowless cell for the rest of his pants shitting life

If Bournemouth get a result today (honestly, sorta likely) Liverpool could be well and truly fucked eh?

He should come do it all over again for real this time at Liverpool

hash, eggs, sausage, toast, coffee, oj.

Was gonna post something I wrote about Pep years ago for FiveThirtyEight but yea, well

i got baited guys. i’ll do better moving forward.

The same Fabinho whose legs fell off four years ago?

genuinely gotta be the worst ever champions if they eventually do get over the line, just grotesque soccer

.66 open play xG against one of the worst teams in PL history, Arsenal are gonna be great champions

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

I don't think I've ever hated a way a team plays more than I hate the way this Arsenal team plays

Burnley vs. Billion Dollar Burnley, the match we've all been waiting for

Burnley getting a result here would be fucking hilarious man

i see minimum seven people run a red light every time i’m out and about in boston. one of the reasons i just can’t justify biking in the city anymore. it’s so cool.

winter rules imo

Watching the Jamie Vardy doc. Leicester winning it is still the moat wild and coolest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in all of sports.

honestly don't think i'll watch if he's still the manager next season. for what, to be even more annoyed/sad than i already generally am??!!

This is the most pathetic Liverpool team I've ever watched and I've been watching them since the '90s. Loser shit.

I mean he spit toward him lol

It's absurd how constantly switched off this fucking team is. Like they're surprised by every pass.

Just the stupidest soccer team on the planet at the moment

If this is disallowed lmao

Me after my life's work gets deleted by Mickey Mouse's Dad and I still have to watch Liverpool

If anyone wants to talk to me about Daddy Disney deleting a huge chunk of my life’s work (along with huge chunks of the the life’s work of countless other writers, editors, data journalists, and data viz designers), I’m super down lol. Got some thoughts :)

rio is so good. i hope he becomes truly insanity level good.

media in 2026 be like deleting and/or devaluing actual writing from actual writers who worked their whole lives to be experts in their fields to put the money toward building tools to make the dumbest fucking person you know feel better about themselves when they ask the computer to draw a horsey

lol so basically my entire soccer writing career doesn’t exist anymore, neat

this lady has the charm of a hemorrhoid

funny coming from a porn addict

Is 10 turnovers leading to 20 points good?