This crappy 3D printed figurine was on sale so I got it and made it Murderbot.

I do relate to Murderbot in that I like my job because it allows me to hide in my cubicle, watch shows, and not talk to anyone. Less so the murdering part.

I just saw someone @ grok with a “wrong answers only. Some people are so cooked in AI they can’t even try to be funny…

(I was busy yesterday) EMPIRE DAY WOOOOOOO

The year is 2300. We no longer know what is historical fact and what isn’t because we’ve used AI to write everything and now Abraham Lincoln was in fact a vampire hunter, or was he? It’s unclear.

It’s my Birthday! Empire Day is Saturday so I’m basically Ezra Bridger.

Here’s your reminder that anyone who asks AI and then just accepts the answer shouldn’t be trusted with giving reliable information. The same paragraph, two wildly different totals, one made up out of thin air.

Me in my Bluesky bubble.

So the little guy is really into books right now and turning the page himself so board books are a must. Let me know what your favorite board book is, bonus points if it has a cadence to it to keep his attention!

Just remember when people give productivity advice that they might be talking from a place of privilege they don’t even realize they had. I just moved into an apartment with a dishwasher and the difference not having to hand wash every dish makes is huge.

Aww man, I thought I was just really bad at jumping in AC2, I didn’t realize you just hold down the jump button while holding the run button and it just does it for you.

One of my favorite things about our second hand dining table is these little paint splotches from the previous owner’s children. It gives the set the perfectly lived in feeling so we aren’t too stressed about what we do on it and we’re just adding to its story.

So what do we thing Rhydo smells like?

@fivesronie.bsky.social have you ever watched the BBC series The Musketeers? I feel like it would be something you’d enjoy.

Conspiracy theorists are so broken that they think someone intentionally backed the masts of a tall ship full of performers into the Brooklyn Bridge. This is not a container ship hitting the supports of the Baltimore bridge, it’s three spruce trees whacking the side of the bridge, no one is trying

Rebel Alliance Air Traffic Controller: great, someone else took a ship on an unauthorized journey to find themselves. Seventh time this week. No one respects my authority.

My Star Wars character interacting with Kleya.

Andor makes me think of Gandalf’s statement about Merry and Pippin awaking the Ents “Their Coming Was Like The Falling of Small Stones That Starts an Avalanche in The Mountains”. Casian is an unwitting stone, he bounces from place to place and in his wake the Rebellion cascades.

So did everyone in Andor get strutting lessons?

Catching up on Andor. Forest Whitaker is such a good actor. Saw radiates unhinged confidence and gravitas, full of his righteousness fury.

My new apartment has a dishwasher and an icemaker in the freezer. I am unaccustomed to such luxury.

Quick, guys, I need them to play Jurassic Park on repeat On public broadcast near Mara A Lago, I want to try something!

Okay @fivesronie.bsky.social finished All Systems Red and I get it now.

Good soldiers…

Worked on a Ventress comm today | #art | #wip | #fanart | #commission |

I put these book shelves up in the first year we moved here without a drill. I spent the next week expecting to hear the wall come crashing down while we slept because the studs disappeared half way up the wall on the left. They served us well. On to new things.

It’d come sooner if anyone wants to come help me pack books for my move and carry them up 3 flights of stairs.

This is gonna be a good summer.

How I arrived on Bluesky

RFK Jr, a Kennedy—the closest thing America has to a Royal family—whose family lobotomized and institutionalized his aunt, asks why he never knew disabled children throughout his private school career…

Amateur tip: if you’re planning to move always ask for a drink carrier if you’re getting takeout, they make great packing material

In honor of Andor I made some of my Rebellion/Empire art into watch faces.

Followed a link to Star Fighter to the hell site and man does Star Wars need to get on Bluesky. After The Fall Guy I am so siked to have Ryan join the galaxy.

We are getting a full Ninth Jedi series in 2026!!

New unreasonable stressors in moving is the fear that the current tenants will try Mexican cleantok techniques and cause water damage before move in.

I would love to get back to creature design some day.

When you forget to set your wife’s alarm when you left the house early and the baby hasn’t woken her up yet to start her WFM so you’re frantically messing with the sounds on your Hatch app to wake one of them up.

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

Do you ever just feel bad for that woman who never got her peezos and greenie revnog?

here have a Rey doodle ✨

I do not believe Trump started out intentionally manipulating the stock market. He’s not playing chess. He genuinely believed his tariff plan was brilliant and people would be happy because he’s dumb and doesn’t understand tariffs. He is however surrounded by greedy opportunists who convinced him

Kenobi Grand Inquisitor Black Series $10 on Amazon if anyone is interested.

Renting a U-Haul van for the first time because I am picking up a full dining table set plus a buffet hutch and the potential power is going to my head.

Find something that makes you smile the way my baby does if you scramble eggs in a metal bowl in front of him or turn on the faucet.

TW: Loss Do something nice for yourself and others today. A friend of my wife lost her sweet baby boy yesterday. He was born around Christmas at 26 weeks and fought hard, came home two weeks ago and had an unexpected complication arise and get critical while being transported between hospitals.

Laying the baby in the crib for a nap like a fallen hero at the end of the movie.

That’s So Raven but make it a Star Wars animated show about Sifo Dyas. “That Sifo Dyas”.

Truely amazing to watch them pivot from posting their grocery bills, talking about Cabot white cheddar cheese slices, to you preaching that austerity is actually good and you shouldn’t aspire above your station.

MAGA is now like “Short-term pain for long-term gain” I hope that you personally experience a LOT of “short-term pain” so that your long-term gain is even greater 😘