Good Morning! Wednesday, August 13, 2025. Let's all do all part! #goodmorningpost #goodmorningeveryone #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator #affirmations

Wouldn't it be funny if Trump-os DC gambit just made Epstein Files trend even harder? #Epsteinfiles

Good morning, it is Monday, August 11, 2025. In case no one's told you lately, you are inspiring. #goodmorningeveryone #goodmorningpost #audiobooknarrator #voiceacting #affirmations #monday

Good Morning! Thursday, August 7, 2025. If it can be done, you can do it! #goodmorningeveryone #goodmorningpost #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator #affirmations

¡Buenos días! Es miércoles, 6 de agosto. ¿Qué onda con las hash brown? #buenosdiasmundo #goodmorningpost #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator #hashbrowns

Good Morning! It's Wednesday, August 6. What's up with the hasbrowns? #goodmorningeveryone #goodmorningpost #hashbrowns #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator

Buenos dias, hoy es el 5 de Agosto. Estemos aqui, el uno para el otro. #goodmorningeveryone #goodmorningpost #buenosdiasmundo #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator

Good morning! It's August 5, 2025. Let's be there for one another. #goodmorningpost #goodmorningeveryone #audiobooknarrator #voiceacting

Monday, August 4, 2025. There's no one else I'd rather you be. #goodmorningpost #goodmorningeveryone #audiobooknarrator #voiceacting #affirmations

Well then, what DO you mean by unreliable narrator? #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #voiceacting #unreliablenarrator

Good Morning! Sunday August 3, 2025. Take it easy! #goodmorningpost #goodmorningeveryone #voiceacting #audiobooknarrator #august

Chorus of Thieves by J.B. Corvin Audiobook Trailer! Anyway, the audiobook is available now on Audible! Narrated by yours truly, E. B. Barkley. #audiobook #audiobooknarrator #voiceacting #jbcorvin #chorusofthieves

Chorus of Thieves by J. B. Corvin just went live on Audible as an audiobook! grab a copy, leave a review! Show your love for Indie Audiobooks!

Good morning, Party People!

Chorus of Thieves by J.B. Corvin coming soon to Audible!

Tuesday- make #Pedropascal proud, today!

I'm glad we didn't all go together when he went. RIP #Tomlehrer

Monday July 28, 2025 #Goodmorning #Affirmations

RIP Chuck Mangione

Macho Man has a message for Hulk Hogan...

Good Morning, Everybody! Be the Love!

Nee audiobook trailer!

Back in the studio and just remembered that I built a cubby shelf to clean up my desk!

Time to feed the algorithm a sexy selfie.

Threads algorithm has been a shit show lately. Maybe this is the place to be?

I love that everyone is sharing their pride flags. For those of my fellow cishet men complaining that we don't have a flag, I say: au contraire, mon frere, we DO have a flag! This one:

Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate! To those who don't- why do you hate freedom, loser?

No hate! Unless it's nazis. Feel free to hate nazis.

GOOD MORNING, BLUESKY! Was that loud enough to wake you?

As Audiobook trailers go, this is far and away, the best one I've ever helped make. Give it a listen and let me know what you think!

Audiobook Where Dark Things Grow by @theandrewkclark.bsky.social and narrated by your's truly- Trailer drop is imminent. I really hope everyone likes it (and the audiobook!).

‼️Audiobook for WHERE DARK THINGS GROW - coming soon!!‼️

Almost Time!

I swear I am still alive- just busy finalizing Where Dark Things Grow for release and maintaining too many social media accounts!

This was my first time in a traffic jam caused by a burning pile of garbage in the street.

So excited by this! I can't wait to share it with everyone!

The audiobook project I have been working on is being revealed today! I am so excited to see this go live soon!

What? Videos can be over a minute now? Here’s some silliness from Robert Frost!

The benefit of having rules in art is to maximize the impact of breaking them.

Sorry for not being too active here. Need longer videos to be allowed! Still Zucking over on Threads for now…

From Threads Poll: The results are in, amigo! What’s left to ponder? I hereby formally announce the formation of: IMPALER SWIFT! 👇👇👇

NEW MIC DROP! Neumann BCM 705 MT Dynamic Broadcast Mic (with a Dynamite preamp and a pair of Sennheiser HD280 Pro headphones because the mic was well under budget). Thanks, IRS. (Demo is up on Threads because video was too long for BS.)

I was recently told my voice can put people to sleep, so I wrote and recorded a lullaby for you.

I am making the hajj to the Fort Wayne Mecca of Music on Sunday and plan to return with a new mic! If any samples are under 60 seconds, I’ll post here, too!

From the pages of Mad Magazine, it’s “Super Patriot”!

What is this 60 second video limit? Sorry, if you want to see me recite Ozymandias by Percy Shelly, it’s only available on Threads. At 88 seconds, that’s 18 seconds more than BS will allow!

I’m still here! Just, you know, also not really.

I feel directed to huge accounts with massive followings here. I get the appeal, but I don’t get that sense of community. May just need to spend more time here cultivating that community.

It seems like a good day to remember that the Geto Boys said [people] don’t flex nuts if they know they got ‘em.