Normally I cry during the winter because it’s so cold, wet, and dark. This year I’m crying because there’s no cold, wet, or dark.

Idk maybe I’m a cynic but people who put the “🚫 Elon” or “already paid off” magnets on their Teslas isn’t the serve yall think it is. Elon has always been a monster, a loser, and cartoonishly evil.. your little magnet doesn’t absolve you from lining his pockets.

my girlie pop @booksthatslay.bsky.social just gave me the full rundown of the Preachers Daughter lore…I fear I understand why people are doing wellness checks now🫢

Off to LA for Shelves and the City with HarperCollins 🤩

If I see the words “live-action remake” one more time, I’m gonna lose it

Ethel Cain tickets on sale today, Lady Gaga announcing the Mayhem Ball… I’m already broke just typing that 😮‍💨

I think the pizza from A Goofy Movie would taste like Costco pizza

Suzanne Collins, you’ve broken my heart more times than I can count but I will always love you. ~ Zach (signed while sobbing uncontrollably after finishing Sunrise on the Reaping) #booksky #sunriseonthereaping

Omfg that Severance finale… wowowowow!! That is how you do it!! Another incredible season, bravo! #severance

Seated for the Severance finale 🏢

Remembering Sunrise on the Reaping is a Hunger Games novel and will break my heart #booksky

Progress update #sunriseonthereaping #booksky

Here we go 😮‍💨 #sunriseonthereaping #thehungergames

Haven’t finished a single book this month.. kinda wild

Yall this movie is so much fun! Ridiculously wacky and wild. Could not stop laughing. Go see this on the big screen, grab your friends, laugh your ass off, support animated film! #thedaytheearthblewup #looneytunes

When I wake up in the morning, it’ll be the day I’m going to see the new Looney Tunes movie.. Sunday will not be scary.

My back is telling me it’s time to replace my mattress, my wallet is telling me to suck it up buttercup

Got up early so I could play #acnh before work.. it’s giving March 2020

Just wanna stay up all night and work on my island 😩 #animalcrossing

New bag charm 👜🧪 #TheSubstance

I just saw Ne Zha 2 and I have never seen anything like it before in my life. Truly the best movie I’ve seen this year and I don’t see it being topped. I’m so gagged. If this is playing near you, go see it immediately (make sure you see the first one, it’s streaming on Peacock). #NeZha2 #NeZha

If Onya Nurve doesn’t win, I’ll make January 6th look like a toddler’s birthday party #DragRace

Milk duds and movie theater popcorn is one of life’s greatest duos

Finding out a lot of divas did not listen to The Fame beyond Just Dance, LoveGame, Paparazzi, and Poker Face.. and it shows #MAYHEM #LadyGaga

At the gym by 8 am on a Saturday. The power that has…

Setting reminders like this again 🏝️ #animalcrossing #acnh

Seeing some confusion about the album but this sounds like quintessential Lady Gaga to me. You can hear The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way, Artpop, Joanne, and Chromatica throughout. It’s cumulative, it showcases her entire body of work alongside the work of her idols. This is Gaga #MAYHEM

Mayhem is giving dark 80s cherry cherry boom boom, and I am living!! #Mayhem #LadyGaga

If I had a printer that could produce Robert Pattinson, I can’t promise I wouldn’t make 17 of him either. Like, at least 17. #Mickey17 #RobertPattinson

Listening to Mayhem and loving this sound. New Lady Gaga music brings me so much joy. I’m transported back to being 16 in my bedroom listening to The Fame. Forever a Little Monster, paws up! #Mayhem #LadyGaga

Yall, Mickey 17 was so good. I’m going to see it again immediately. Go see this movie. Robert Pattinson is sensational. Wow wow wow! #Mickey17

Going to the bookstore will solve all my problems #booksy

Do yall remember the movie The Pebble and the Penguin? Every time I see a leopard seal, I think of that movie. Chills to my bone whenever I remember those seals exist. I just saw leopard seal on a tiktok and about shit my pants, then remembered this movie is where my fear of them began.

I am going to fire up the Switch and play Animal Crossing for a few minutes like it's 2020, because (1) it is arguably more useful than me reading social media right now and perseverating and (2) I need 15 min in a place where my worst problem is that I shook a wasp out of a tree

Everything you need to know about the people involved in Emilia Pérez can be summed up by watching Zoe Saldaña’s interview after winning the Oscar. #EmiliaPérez

I love Samwise Gamgee so much. I cry every time Frodo is mean to him, which is a lot because Frodo is an absolute menace!!! #LOTR

Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Lord of the Rings is so epic that every time I watch the trilogy, it feels like the first time again. Such brilliant, grand, captivating pieces of cinema that have stood the test of time. They look and feel like they could be released now #LOTR #peterjackson

Thank you so much @scribnerbooks.bsky.social, yall spoil me and I’m so grateful. Seriously, whoever keeps me on that PR list, you’re a true diva. I cannot wait to sink my teeth into this 🫦 The Unworthy is out now! #booksky #agustinabazterrica #theunworthy #tenderistheflesh

I’m so happy for the Legendborn divas. There is nothing quite like a long awaited book in a series being released. I need to read Legendborn 😅 it is a book that has been on my shelf since before Bloodmarked was announced. 3 of the 4 books in the series are out. I think it’s time #booksky #oathbound

The way these woman immediately jumped on Stacey over what some loser man said about her, instead of standing by her knowing that this man is sus and desperate for attention… I don’t like that. Until there are receipts proving otherwise, I’m with Stacey #RHOP

Those girlies really did their big one with these. I bodied this box, a lot of people were scared.

Cillian Servey stuns in YSL for the Oscars

Movies from the year you were born - 1992 🎬

Some say Adrien Brody is still talking on stage at this very moment #Oscars

The bright side of award season coming to a close is that we don’t have to hear about Emilia Pérez winning awards it doesn’t deserve anymore

THAT PART 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Anora is a 5x Academy Award winner. That’s so gaggy 😍 #Oscars

Don’t get it twisted, I loved Anora. The Substance was my movie of the year but Anora deserves the awards it received tonight #Oscars

I wanted Demi to win so, so bad. Especially for a role like Elisabeth Sparkle in The Substance. Would’ve been monumental for horror #Oscars

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER MIKEY MADISON 😭😭😭 #Oscars