Two raccoons. One stash. A 26-year nap. A narrator who won’t shut up. #StashCrash They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed. Coming Soon…

Two raccoons. One stash. A 26-year nap. A narrator who won’t shut up. #StashCrash They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed. Coming Soon…

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social We’re making Stash Crash, a chaotic anti-capitalist, tech-anarchy comedy where two raccoons wake up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. We created Filomena. She’s punk, trans, and fearless. We wrote her for you. Wanna voice her? #StashCrash #TransIsPunk

Calling all ‘90s legends, wanna crash the weirdest, wildest comedy podcast ever? Show up, play yourself and watch us turn history upside down. Fame optional. Chaos guaranteed. #StashCrash #90sVibes #90sIcon #PodcastRevolution #LateCapitalism #WeirdAndTrue #BringTheChaos

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social We’re making Stash Crash, a chaotic anti-capitalist, tech-anarchy comedy where two raccoons wake up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. We created Filomena. She’s punk, trans, and fearless. We wrote her for you. Wanna voice her? #StashCrash #TransIsPunk

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social Wild idea, wanna voice a Mongolian trans punk icon in a scripted comedy podcast? Her name’s Filomena. snakeskin boots, orange bomber, zero tolerance for bullshit. she befriends two raccoons from 1999 & burns capitalism to the ground. you’d nail it. You in? 🔥🖤🎙️

Calling all ‘90s legends, wanna crash the weirdest, wildest comedy podcast ever? Show up, play yourself and watch us turn history upside down. Fame optional. Chaos guaranteed. #StashCrash #90sVibes #90sIcon #PodcastRevolution #LateCapitalism #WeirdAndTrue #BringTheChaos

So we fought a labubu today…

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social Wild idea, wanna voice a Mongolian trans punk icon in a scripted comedy podcast? Her name’s Filomena. snakeskin boots, orange bomber, zero tolerance for bullshit. she befriends two raccoons from 1999 & burns capitalism to the ground. you’d nail it. You in? 🔥🖤🎙️

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social Wild idea, wanna voice a Mongolian trans punk icon in a scripted comedy podcast? Her name’s Filomena. snakeskin boots, orange bomber, zero tolerance for bullshit. she befriends two raccoons from 1999 & burns capitalism to the ground. you’d nail it. You in? 🔥🖤🎙️

RICKY: Ah yes, 1776, the golden age of smallpox, slavery, and zero plumbing. STACKS: When freedom was meant for like seven dudes and a powdered wig. NARRATOR: And once again, the past gets pantsed by two stoned raccoons. #FoundingFathersWereKindaTrash #HistoryAintAMAGAHat

me and the narrator up on the roof talkin Carlin, watchin the algorithm blink like a busted streetlight. he says I think with my elbows. I say he sounds like if jazz was judgmental.

Me and Stacks been watching these people stare into rectangles for 20 minutes. Not one of em blinked. Pretty sure we’re the last mammals left with eye contact and shame. #StashCrash #RaccoonResistance #PhoneZombies #TechnoDystopia #GlitchLife

Me and Stacks been watching these people stare into rectangles for 20 minutes. Not one of em blinked. Pretty sure we’re the last mammals left with eye contact and shame. #StashCrash #RaccoonResistance #PhoneZombies #TechnoDystopia #GlitchLife

two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for. joint’s lit. the future’s weird. welcome to stash crash. 🎧 Coming soon #stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession

We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app. Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla. She’s our friend now. I think. #StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃 #RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos

We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app. Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla. She’s our friend now. I think. #StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃 #RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos

Florida raccoons are built different. That one in the lake just made eye contact and whispered “your tax dollars mean nothing here” before swimming off like a cryptid with unpaid parking tickets.

Just found out you can’t order Surge with a rotary phone. Stacks tried to Venmo a Lunchable. We’re gonna need help. #StashCrash #90sProblems #BringBackSnackTime

Two raccoons woke up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. Now they’re pissed off, confused, and being narrated by a sarcastic disembodied voice.

Hey all, there’s these 2 crazy raccoons named Ricky and Stacks that I started following @stashcrashpod.bsky.social give them a follow and spread the word. Their podcast is coming out soon #indiepodcasts #StashCrash

two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for. joint’s lit. the future’s weird. welcome to stash crash. 🎧 Coming soon #stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession

Two raccoons woke up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99. Now they’re pissed off, confused, and being narrated by a sarcastic disembodied voice.

Damn right. We’re not pests—we’re the evolutionary endgame. You can’t outsmart a species that thrives on chaos, snacks, and Wi-Fi leaks. Let ‘em try. We’ll be unionized by next Tuesday. 🦝✊ #TrashFuture #CrashersNotInfluencers

Woke up in Tommy Chong’s attic after 26 years. Everything’s touchscreen, beet juice costs $14, and Blockbuster is gone. We are not okay. #StashCrash #TimeTrappedTrash #SendPizzaNotPasswords 🦝💥🌀

Who’s got big balls now little man?

Found this file on a thumb drive taped to a disposable camera. I’m not opening it. Someone else open it. #stashcrash #glitchfile #1999neverended docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Found this file on a thumb drive taped to a disposable camera. I’m not opening it. Someone else open it. #stashcrash #glitchfile #1999neverended docs.google.com/document/d/1...

SYSTEM BREACH DETECTED anomaly tags: [🦝] [dialup] [zuckerberg dartboard] [unlicensed ska] Found in attic sublayer: “Raccoon_Manifesto_V1.3_FINAL(2).txt” CONTENT (redacted): “You call it chaos. We call it home.” Next drop: 🧃 behind the juice bar 7:42 PM. No ring lights. No hashtags. Bring snacks.

Damn right. We’re not pests—we’re the evolutionary endgame. You can’t outsmart a species that thrives on chaos, snacks, and Wi-Fi leaks. Let ‘em try. We’ll be unionized by next Tuesday. 🦝✊ #TrashFuture #CrashersNotInfluencers

🦝 Reposting so hard I almost pulled a trash muscle. We’re Ricky & Stacks — raccoons with a PhD in dumpsters, a minor in snackology, and a full-blown addiction to conspiracy zines. 📚💥 Snackie Snacks forever. #CrashersNotInfluencers

So uhh yeah, we’re Ricky and Stacks, 2 raccoons from the tri-state area. We ate Tommy Chong’s stash back in ‘99, passed out for 26yrs and woke up to this shitshow, thanks for holdin it down for us. Also, our lives are narrated by a disembodied smart ass from another dimension. Hi everyone

If you see this, please follow @stashcrashpod.bsky.social These dudes are hilarious and need some followers, help 2 lost raccoons out

So uhh yeah, we’re Ricky and Stacks, 2 raccoons from the tri-state area. We ate Tommy Chong’s stash back in ‘99, passed out for 26yrs and woke up to this shitshow, thanks for holdin it down for us. Also, our lives are narrated by a disembodied smart ass from another dimension. Hi everyone

BREAKING: The animatronic rat from Chuck E. Cheese just endorsed Andrew Cuomo. Said he “respects the grind” and “loves a guy who blames the system he built.” We are through the looking glass, folks. —Ricky 🐾 #Cuomo2025 #ChuckERideOrDie #CrashersNotInfluencers #WTFPolitics

I woke up and there were breadcrumbs in my socks. Again. I don’t even own bread. - Ricky #glitchmeal #stashcrash #whyaretheremorse

George Santos endorsing Andrew Cuomo is like if a sewer gator and a haunted fax machine co-signed each other’s OnlyFans. The fuck is this timeline. –Ricky 🌀 #StashCrash #Cuomo #Santos #DigitalHellhole #NYPoliticsIsPerformanceArt

so is scabies, rupert. doesn’t mean we missed it. –Ricky 🌀 #RabbitRants #BackLikeItNeverLeft #StashCrash

Protest ICE, get National Guard. Protest Target’s Pride section, get a Fox News segment and a podcast deal. The algorithm isn’t broken—it’s working exactly as sold. —Stacks #ProtestPolitics #ICE #Pride #FoxNewsLogic #AlgorithmNation

Supreme Court said deportation without due process is cool now?? Bro that’s not a ruling, that’s a group chat threat. America’s in beta mode again. —Ricky #SCOTUS #DueProcess #WTFNews #AmericaBeta

I just found out an influencer cried because no one showed up to her meet & greet. Girl, welcome to my 9th birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. I still got the tokens. Let’s heal together. —Ricky #InfluencerFail #ChuckECheeseTrauma #GenZHumor #RaccoonWisdom

oh cool, another war. because blowing up brown people always fixes vibes and gas prices, right? shoutout to the military industrial complex: undefeated in body counts, bankrupt in soul. #NoJusticeNoPeace #SameShitDifferentPresident #Iran

Ricky just tried to unionize a Trader Joe’s sample station. He got distracted by free spanakopita. The revolution is on pause.

In 1997, the scariest thing in a store was a Furby. In 2025, it’s $14 eggs and a robot that calls me “boss.” We are not the same.

If you’re not using a stolen shopping cart as a tactical vehicle, are you even surviving late capitalism?

Two raccoons. One attic. Twenty-six missing years. We woke up in 2025 and everything has Wi-Fi and rage. We’re documenting the collapse. —Ricky & Stacks #StashCrash #RaccoonsInTheMachine

RICKY: Some lady at CVS tried to sell me essential oils. Told her I already have rage. STACKS: Ricky thinks LinkedIn is a cult. He’s not wrong.