The confidence of a toddler: Happily screaming FOOOORK and running away with a spoon XD

Peak toddler duality 😂 she gave the fish a kiss before eating it xD

Construction manager Ghosty xD

IT'S SNOWING XD

Long time no dinner & dog nose post XD

I noticed I'm starting to trust the toddler around pens... and that's gonna be the way to get my walls painted, for sure xD

When your toddler actually starts looking tired when they are supposed to be tired. 🎉✨👁️👄👁️✨🎉

Can someone turn off the damn wind please XD I would like to drink my coffee with kinkan topping in peace 😂😂

Got a HUGE ASS BOX on f*cebook marketplace (Japan is still using it a lot?) for a really nice price. Now I can store all the random clutter.... Randomly in that box 😂😂💀

What is this plant called... with those judgepetal leaves.

K1 with her duplo, Ghosty sunbathing, K2 eating next to me. Not too bad. Microsoft teams: *ping Ah. Right.

K1 not that happy to get her hair brushed because it's TANGLED AF (mainly because she needs to stand still and not RUN RUN RUN) me: sorry, not doing that would outright be neglect XD so please let me love you XD K1: loveeee youuuu Awwww XD

Why are there paw prints on the wall? Well xD Yes, he needs a foot haircut 😂

Ghosty croissant 🥐 questioning life choices XD

If you don't eat your apple like this, what are you even doing.

Met Ghosts friend Dan and K1 and Dan's kiddo siblings joined too xD

Please come again any time xD no ... move closer hahahah xD

If you don't eat your bread like this, your argument is invalid XD

地震！

We did birthday special sanpo!

IT'S GHOSTYS BIRTHDAY TODAAAAY

IT'S SNOWING :O

K1's coloring is getting more coordinated XD upper left is my "contribution" XD

Happy new yeaaaar everyone 🥳🥂

This morning's dogrun experience 🥰

I might have forgotten to adjust/cancel some Amazon subscriptions.😭💀😂💀 (It's ok, nothing too perishable.)

Tried doing a pull up in the park on the public gym equipment when playing with K1 and .... MOST HUMBLING SHIT EVEERRRR I used to be....able to LOL hahhahah *schnief

This time of the year 😌😌

They showed how to extract mochi from choking people on the news and... ....my toddler is happily slapping my back now 😂😂😂😂💀😂

Usually, when K1 drops something, she says "oh nouu". She just said "oh shi!" Dh: "I think she learned "oh shit" from you. Me: I don't use shit that much, more like 'fuck'. Dh: I usually don't use 'shit' eith... K1: 👀 Us: uh oh K1: "shi fu!" 💃 [Apologies to her future kindergarten XD]

It's salad plant season again! Am I trying again and see if Ghosty snacks it again....this year? 😂😂😂😭

DH(in Japanese):"Did you know rats playing DOOM can now shoot?" Me: I understand the words but that can't possibly be what you are saying DH:"Rats playing DOOM" Me: is it me or does it still sound like rats playing.. *shows Link Me: ..DOOM. Rats play DOOM.. share.google/f7u5p3sEjNUV...

Her first braided braid XD

So UMMMM I've officially switched K2 (4 months) into the same size diapers as K1 (~21 months)... ..and he can basically wear her clothes too.... .___. what

Today, my toddler dumped a whole bottle of freshly pumped breast milk 😂💀 I had to leave the living room for a few minutes to cry/be angry for myself in peace. While I went to find a lid for the bottle, she grabbed it and when I turned back around I just saw her pouring out the last few ml...😂😭😭😂😭

Motherhood is so funny. I'm laughing my ass off every 5 mins XD Nothing beats looking over and seeing how your toddler decorates the tree with a spaghetti while the dog licks the window (from the outside).

Health check day xD

Somewhere something went sideways in that project execution 😂 [No Ghostys were harmed in the process 😂]

BELLINI IS MISSING UPTOWN. Last seen at 900 West 190th Street, Fort Washington Ave and Overlook Terrace. She's 45 pounds and chipped: 985113010381885. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT BELLINI!

K1 says this is a spider. 8 legs ✅ And as it's always sitting on the shelf, it clearly "climbed up the water spout". ✅ It's a spider.

I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute. Him: oooi

I took pictures of him dozing off because he looked soooo cuuute. Him: oooi

He's SO HAPPY about the recent temperatures though 😭😭❤️

I wish they had pup cups at least.

K1 started decorating the tree 🌲 😂😂

MY BABY (K1) JUST RANDOMLY COUNTED TO FIVE?? K1: いち、に！！ さん！ し、ご！！ Me: OMG SHE COUNTED TO FIVE K1: FIVE

Happy 1st Advent xD all children are on this blurry pic - the only evidence that we used the makeshift advent wreath today 😂✨

K1s newest thing is handing people stuff saying "thankyouuuu" XD YOU BETTER ACCEPT HER STUFF 😂😂😂

Those are home-grown kaki btw XD

The apple incident is now also a Kaki incident xD