Waking up on October 1st like…

There have now been three movies that I have walked out on. The first film I walked out on was little man Tate. The second film, I walked out on was anchorman 2. And I just walked out on the strangers chapter 2, that movie is fucking terrible.

My band, @thelazarusproject.bsky.social will be providing music for the new Buffy doc. Stay tuned for more updates.

Have you ever felt like your life is building to one certain moment? Is this the House Of Leaves?🍂 #TheBlairWitch

The trees are about to show us all how beautiful it can be to let go.

If you seriously believe that trump was an F.B.I informant in the Epstein case, you more than likely believe that bartenders and strippers like you too.

Instead of lambasting Lil Nas X, maybe we should step back and look at how society, and its homophobia, heavily instills shame in gay men before we ever realize who we are and how that predisposes us to drug abuse.

This summer has been one hell of a year.

Attacking gay marriage while simultaneously trying to change the age of consent for marriage to 14, is definitely a fucking choice.

“Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.”

You move like I want to To see like your eyes do We are downstairs where no one can see new life breakaway Tonight, I feel like more…

If there’s no Epstein list, then I’m a unicorn made out of semi sweet chocolate that farts sprinkles.

There are 2 reasons I refuse to celebrate the Fourth of July. 1) Reese’s doesn’t even recognize it as a holiday because they don’t even make a special shape Reese’s cup for it. 2) We are no longer free, and we now live in a fascist theocracy where nobody has rights anymore.

I worry this is how I’m always gonna feel, but nothing lasts, I know the deal…

New single, available everywhere! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

A very sincere and heartfelt fuck you to everyone that told me I was overreacting in November of 2016.

Now that we’re at the jaws of World War III, remember when we were all in quarantine and all wars were put on hold, thus proving that war is not essential?

Happy pride month to these two and all their bullshit.🏳️‍🌈

Released another new song!

Available now a week early exclusively on bandcamp for #bandcampfriday. codenamelazarus.bandcamp.com/track/diagno...

Elder queers to twinks after they turn 30.

“I’m still punk as fuck.” I whisper to myself as I apply rosewater and wrinkle smoothing patches to my face.

Sodom today, Gomorrah the world.

Are y’all drinking enough water today or do I have to spit in your mouth?

6/13/25

We will be making an announcement today at 2PM

Every day, I seem like I’m OK, I do my best to put my bravest foot forward. But truly, deep down inside, I miss the flaming hot Mountain Dew.😞

11am. By now you would think that I would be up but my bedsheets shade the heat of choices I’ve made.

Bro, @marjorietaylorg.bsky.social is this you???

I hate to let these go, but times are tough! #mychemicalromance #ibroughtyoumyloveyoubroughtmeyourbullets #threecheersforsweetrevenge #hottopic #vinyl ebay.us/m/Lik3FO

To the dude in the bathroom at work, listening to Deftones… Hey bro, wanna cross steams?

Me fondly looking back on my 20’s and 30’s.

It’s bandcamp Friday! Buy our music directly from us, including songs that are exclusivley availabel only through our bandcamp! codenamelazarus.bandcamp.com/music

New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient! Smylex.

People talk a lot of shit about Disney adults, but no one ever talks about how Harry Potter adults are absolutely insufferable.

Body type: works out, but definitely loves potatoes.

Stand up You’ve got to manage I won’t sympathize anymore

I just don’t think at this age I’m meant to live an uncomfortable life. I don’t have the will.

I am 43 years old. I am the same age that Giles was in season one of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I am not OK. 

I don’t need AI, I’m already a doll.

I would like everyone that signed my eighth grade yearbook to know that I have in fact stayed cool.

In honor of Kurt’s death, I am canceling all plans for the next 48 hours. I will be doing nothing but smoking pot and playing guitar. If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.

Listen! It’s a full moon, with a complete and total lunar eclipse. It’s also a blood moon! If you go out, be safe. And ffs carry a goddamn moonstone if you have one. 🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔

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They are only crying now because they are being treated how they voted for other people to be treated

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

This, also yay books!

Haven’t been well, take me away…