talked to my friends at lunch about koala chlamydia and i found a news article about a john oliver-backed koala chlamydia treatment center. i proceeded to then make the argument that john oliver might be one of the most persistent entities this world knows. the thought is haunting me.

i need more clocks around me

Gaaau... Bwaaah!

im all about taking initiative. let's take the example of someone holding the door open and no one is sure who is supposed to go just walk through it. awkward middling is the death of action. war gaming taught me this

who let this kitty talk to an attorney

it's the first wet, cool day of fall... i'm so pumped

i got in a full clean gmp gown today!! i had a hairnet. i even put on little booties over my shoes ><

chemicals!!

if you see this man tell him i said hi

when i grow up i wanna be a time traveling crow

smashed rocks together at work

psychotic break friday

im an overtorquer

carbubarb

enamoured by this map dmap-prod-oms-edc.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/ORD/Ecoregio...

if anyone has some really fucked up pennies lmk

defender of the work house centipede

wearing tight fitting clothes makes me feel like im being held up by a cloth exoskeleton. i would fall apart otherwise...

morning vicarious romanian lessons

you seem like the kind of girl to call them "clutch pencils"

saw four construction workers walking out of a bush at the same time. all of them were headed in slightly different directions. wonder what they were up to

"there's powder in recognizing it"

"i do NOT know these crows"

got called an "IT angel" today

girl who only has potential

i lik being on the floor :>

i saw freezer doritos today

i am going to eat... so much butter chicken...

wires are back and better

methyl mercapatan

my hand was covered in spackle yesterday :>

i think, fundamentally, all internal combustion cars have and will be hybrids. i think like, the stock baseline car of the future will be a hybrid. it is just better to have cars with bigger alternators and bigger batteries. they will be more energy efficient. full stop.

chia seeds are an air solid mixture. it's basically sand

laundry doors stupid style

dishwasher EVERY night

cuckikarp

diffractograms...

maid-inclined analyst

A one page comic

detoxing in creosote oil

google maps is one of the best things

horribly underwhelmed by the thought of what the state in america can do to attempt to restore itself as a reliable business partner. so much of how we make money is predicated on like... not physically making things? and also blood exporting that's a big one

the prison in the everglades is so fucking stupid. it's not gonna be a good spot to be at for the guards either. people are going to run off and drown. or a storm will come and force thousands of people over a highway organized ostensibly by Kristi Fucking Noem.

said i should get in my labs drop ceiling today