Took the kind of shower where our oversized water heater runs out of hot water 🔥

Listening to the polar express soundtrack because I’m fucked in the head

yo why are they kinda cooking with the new dr who spin off

Guy on the train reading a newspaper with a magnifying glass, truly a classic type of Guy

I love that they felt the need to print and post this map

We saved transit.

do we have enough soap bottles? thinking about getting more

the loop is gone because i have built the g r i d

Gotta euthanize my roommate

Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road. "Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!" source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...

get this shit out of chicago!

So sad I missed this!

Still thinking about how good this movie was ngl

grabbing my Social Anxiety by the dick and throwing it into a wood chipper

apple event filmed in chicago, we’ve announced the new fuckass strap for your phone only $50 or whatever

Dinner

someone is playing an FPS GAME on a BLUETOOTH SPEAKER in my train car

How did they make That area around North and Clybourn feel so fake and liminal

Obsessed with this Dunkin’ INSIDE fare control at Rosemont, $2.50 fee for a coffee

and when i say "listening" i say HASHTAG #Listening ❤️

we should ban crying babies from the plane like idc u can walk

jewel self checkout one of the worst experiences imaginable

Oh to live in the gay purple spire

rate my movie lineup

@64streetcar.bsky.social AND I ARE GOING FROM THE MEXICAN BORDER TO THE CANADIAN BORDER USING ONLY LOCAL TRANSIT!!!!! It's scheduled to take six days but that's VERY ambitious and this trip has some of the tightest connections I've ever had the bravery to plan...

who the FUCK bought a “trolly style” bus and painted it white just get a normal bus atp

the ac isn’t working on the train AND someone is smoking, the best of both worlds

They have added post notifications finally it feels like home

And it's done! 6 days, 9 provinces, 6 time zones, and 20 buses later, we've made it to the end of the Trans-Canada Highway!!!!! Thanks so much to everyone who followed along on this insane adventure across this amazing country!

I LOVE MSG ❤️

iOS 26 haters have no joy (they gotta fix some of the readability tho)

splatoon raiders if it was good

I’ve been sucking the smoke out of the air with a giant straw for the past 2 days, you’re welcome

how the fuck did my phone just crash and respring without my music stopping lmao

When I’m in a kicking cans down the road competition and my opponent is Chicago politics

seven eleven sour gummy bears

demigod [ft. @quququinny.gay ] Song + Music Video OUT NOW EVERYWHERE!!!!! youtu.be/IAgYWTc8PYQ?... ffm.to/demigod

gorgeous day today

Just saw two people doing Marco Polo but with barking and meowing 2025 vision right here

being blasted at Millenium Park is amazing

just saw a guy violently vomit multiply times onto the red line platform, stay winning cta

do you think they’ve explored each others bodies

The Window Dot Express 💀

they did not need to go this hard holy

I have become a transit agency, and the only joke here is the Twitter on my links page. evelyntransit.com

finally a real username

tonight was like a youtube poop

At the show and they’re playing inside out vs. smiling critters song

dysphoria levels going crazyyyy rn