IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.

listening to a lot more of the swans recently

constantly battling my inner internet-themed waste of space chud brain by holding a pillow over its face and suffocating it while wearing the mask of a normal mildly well-adjusted but eccentric regular young adult

I can tell i'm aging because the targeted scams are offering me free yard equipment instead of inane bullshit fuckkkkk man they actually almost got me

I fucking hate these stupid piece of shit game companies making me use their own super special launchers just to launch their fucking game from Steam. I can't even play Battlefront 2 because I have to use the EA launcher and it's fucked itself. Now I have to fix the EA launcher JUST TO PLAY BF2 FUCK

how do you NOT like mechs. giant robots are fucking awesome.

why do i have to type 'unsubscribe' to actually unsubscribe from a paid sub. just had to do this on tracklib. humiliation ritual?

you can tell Thomas Bangalter was always a really cool guy because he named his song On Da Rocks instead of On The Rocks

i do all my best work at 4 am because only then am i sleep deprived enough to feel hopeful enough about my future to make meaningful progress towards my idealized life

logging into twitch is so needlessly annoying #dogshitwebsite #ijustwantmyfuckingdrops

I think ultimately the goal of life is to just remember you have free will and then to actually do something with it. A lot of the time I am just existing or going through the motions with simple things that don't exactly make me happy but don't challenge me either. The first step is realizing

gachiakuta is such a weird fandom to be in like half the people participating act like it's their first time engaging in fandom at all

playing a game of quickplay juno while listening to space space shooter just to take the edge off

why is master yi called a bladesman instead of a swordsman

the main issue with tanking in overwatch is that its a role that entirely runs on obligation. not only do you have the most responsibility out of your entire team, 9 times out of 10 your only playing because:

putting "#OPENTOWORK" on my linkedin pfp is like voluntarily wearing the cuck badge. Ohhhh I need a job and income sooooo bad please lowball me i'm desperate! FUCK man

the worst thing about job hunting is constantly having to reformat your resume it feels fucking stupid. and cover letters. man fuck a cover letter! read my fucking resume asshole thats what its there for

my friends are so awesome

still cant believe theres a fucking gollum videogame

i dont like that the ai can read all my emails and tell me what my verification codes and login information is. gmail i dont want this actually. nobody asked for this

I still have not had a gameplay experience as satisfying and smooth as DPS doomfist It pains me that tank doom is nothing like him

chris pratt as mario is one of the worst casting decisions in the modern world, just an incredible level of shit that wont be beaten for 1000 years

gachiakuta has one of the coolest anime osts ive everheard

Stands the test of time that the absolute worst league games you could have in your life are all played at the start of a brand new season. Trolling yourself trying to play on release day, cosmic curse

Oh, these silly Stardust Crusaders. They do make me laugh. How nice.

Its great that I can watch my own videos on Youtube in 4k but Youtube won't give me an easy way to download them at the original resolution. I have no idea how this shit works and it pisses me off. I can watch the fucking video in high quality right there. Let me download it? Assholes

incredible how you cant play venture if the enemy team contains 1 out of the half the cast roster that makes venture literally worthless

Fuck youtube automatically converting videos into 'short's I don't want them to appear on the fucking shorts tab I want them uploaded as normal videos and appear on the front page of my fuckin channel. They're more than 60 seconds long, NOT vertical, still turning into fucking shorts

It feels like every other website is trying to trap me into a sunk cost fallacy where they assume if they make everything as convoluted to navigate as possible and ensure it takes like 5+ minutes to access the basic core functionality of the site i'll end up buying some kind of subscription package

Distant Lands was incredible. Fiona and Cake S1 was fantastic but it's contrived ending retroactively made me hate it. Fiona and Cake S2 was not only incredibly solid the whole way through, but also had an equally solid ending, and renewed my love and interest in Adventure Time. Great stuff.

If the Grinch showed up to my Christmas I'd beat him to death with my hammer

Ears are such a weird looking human feature. I feel like most people just don't look at ears and forget they exist, but man, they look strange on the human head.

havent played dbd in a little while... download to get the (very shitty) login rewards... hmm a map showcase oh i didnt realize they released a new one thats cool... its just a 'showcase' of an existing snow map cuz winter... ok ... play 1 killer game n remember how unoptimized dbd is... uninstalled

i feel paternal towards the scuttlebugs of summoners rift and feel bad when i have to slay them for gold and experience

still dont understand why riot lets yuumi exist

it's so hard to sleep when it feels like there's more I could be doing. I used to basically stay awake and do stuff until I was genuinely on the verge of passing out. It was insanely unhealthy repeatedly wringing myself dry of energy and motivation down to the bone. Permanent low battery mode

One of my favorite parts of Arcane is Ambessa literally having an item from the game to help defend her from magic attacks. Kaenic Rookern on her arms is so fire. I wish that got translated into her League kit somehow

i cannot believe people care so much about w+s on roblox. to me it's always been an equivalent to tbagging/crouchspam in any game ever. who actually cares man

Bandcamp's batch upload doesn't even fucking work. I pay 10 bucks to drop a million tracks in one album instead of having to painstakingly do it one-by-one, and it doesn't even let me do that, the site just craps itself if I try to upload more than like 10 songs at a time.

solo queue adc botlane has to be the worst fucking league experience possible its always a 50/50 coinflip if your supp has a brain or not. leona trying to play with my aphelios like im samira and we need to force fights and dive 24/7 vs a rell and actual samira. wtf do i do

Short psychiatrist visit yesterday... first time taking lexapro earlier this morning... now im going to play League of Legends to put myself in a healthy and stable mindset for the first day on a therapeutic dose of medication

84gb sample library

Chuck Schumer so worthless man

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andrew hussies QnA responses in the homestuck discord makes him regularly sound like someone who is massively up their own ass all the time always, but deep down i still think his soul is at least 80% pure

I love salad but sometimes I get a big piece of lettuce that somehow managed to miss all the ranch and toppings and I just chew that leaf that tastes like nothing and feel like a fucking animal. People shouldn't have to live like this

Cover letters are fucking stupid and the worst part about applying to anything. Respectfully fuck you, nobody gives a fuck about the cover letter and you should be reading my resume to see if i'm qualified anyways. I'm already tailoring my fucking resume for the position! Fuck a cover letter

The fact that AI is explicitly already reading every single email I receive to make the dumb bullshit 'summaries' I didn't ask for feels evil

the manga Alice in Borderland is one of those rare times smart characters are written by genuinely smart people. Awesome stuff