In France, April Fools is known as April Fish (or Poisson d'avril). The traditional prank is to put a paper fish to someone's back without them noticing. It's always been my favorite holiday tradition and I wish more people would do that instead of making things up.

Every year for April fools I find funny fish in old books from my library and print them for students so they can put them on people's backs. I love the shiny ones I found in d'Orbigny:

this must be nasu's favourite line in anything hes written ever.

being told Euphoria and Shiboyugi are the same show

if you think about it Fate Stay Night is a cautionary tale against daylight savings time

Tidus voice) she forgot about Shinji

I thought i had lost it but while i was looking for something else i found this again.

and yet people think i'm insane for saying the reason Sonic is better than Mario is that Mario is a deeply sexless being.

reposting a bit from one of my old fav blogs to celebrate the mario galaxy movie apparently being expectedly vapid auratriolo.com/blog/2023/01...

This is so true and I don't understand why it happens. We had a guy at the grocery store and all he did was get high and sort bottles. That was it, and he liked doing it. Eventually they fired him for being high (though he never interacted with the customers) and then the problems started.

"I hate being thought so little of that I must be talked down to, that I must have the message repeated to me three times until it sticks. Not just for my pride, but for what it says about the author’s approach to fiction (and ours generally, as an ecosystem that lauds these books)."

her little bridgets 🪀

vulpisfoglia

[mahoyo] old mahoyo scribbles reposting in honor of the event coming out in english

always deeply annoyed when people pretend any mention of sex makes something adult. does no one know whats permittable for teens any more? Penguindrum's first half is rated as a 12 in the UK!

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Alright, today in 'things that would've been a Patreon post but people have been very kind about donating,' some progress stuff. First, a design challenge for @ependa.bsky.social and I: create a pretty visibly vulva-looking creature without being goofy or gross. IMO I think we did pretty well.

Reminder that today is when Japan announces a ton of cool shit that isn't real but might actually be real depending on how people react

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Had to draw her 🌞

#今月描いた絵を晒そう　結構気に入ってるものが多く描けたので良かった……来月もがんばりたい

for some reason im seeing if i cam get my fgo account back out of curiousity for the mahoyo event. taking bets on whether i will have enough info for it. i dropped it before all of you started playing.

this is for the real homosexuals out there: Slaine Aldnoah Zero

i'd like the record to show that @5uki5en5or.bsky.social felt bad that she wasn't the one throwing landmines into the discord server. so she has gone out of her way to find even worse articles to upset us to make up for it.

"Can you write a work in which women are abused and have it not be misogynistic?" Bad question to begin with. You're already in a nonsensical space. But, there are works written by men who have fairly gross tendencies in their writing towards grotesque fetish shit which people are fine with. +

in unrelated news i went digging through old documents and found this insane fgo guide thing i made 10 years ago i imagine literally none of it is true any more.

this is fucked up

how the fuck have i been in this eroge server for almost 10 years

Artemis is just Cassandra Soul Calibur

SMTV posting) Fionn mac Cumhaill is a blowjob brother.

its still happening

there's no anime next season right

DST does suck but also i'm making dinner and it's still sunlight out so it clearly works.

I dreamt Jigsaw hated my ass

Another edition of Off Meta Plays Umineko for your listening delight!

#ぽこポケ Mimikyu #イラスト #art #fanart

Corbeau

似合うだろうと思ってたけど想像以上だったので置いておきます…

Champions might be really weird. So many of the new Megas are greater than base 150 speed

got this cool drawing of my character as a Red Mage from @koigiraffe.bsky.social because of the 69 Damage stream lol just cast fire. it just keeps working. you WILL eventually hit sixty nine. nice nice nice.

teaboo manga showing off the beauty of english food

once again suffering to the yearly neurodivergency training and i think corporate would be better off just accepting the same degrees of incompetence from neurodivergent people than instead demanding they have untapped productivity depths.

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teaboo manga showing off the beauty of english food

Gurl found a comfy pillow

the jack off brothers...

When I was at uni, my philosophy of film lectuerer at one point fairly confidently said that "The Rules of the Game (1939) is the best movie of all time". I, understandably, doubted that. Then I watched it, and 100 years later it still holds up. That reputation is justified.

Nabababggal always stroking her own butt sure is something.

it's very hard to tread a line like this. to both present an interconnected world of meaningful people struggling and both grant them the sympathy they deserve and not answer.. anything. Ikoku Nikki presents the world as complex, hurtful and impossible to navigate. But there's still hope there.