@monjinator.bsky.social opening my island! @thehoyden.bsky.social @twsomething.bsky.social etc, though i am playing tabletop with friends

The problem with walking through China town to somewhere else is all I see and smell is delicious food

Aw hell yeah Costco with dad is BACK. Next week. He actually offered to go on Saturday and I had to talk him down because that is a recipe for bad times

Older woman outside, cat ears toque + sequined mask: I LOVE YOUR JACKET! Where did you get it? Me: (info) Her: I'm going to copy you! Me: You should! WHY DID I SAY IT LIKE THAT

Delete your Spotify.

Idk why but once a week I get a request to build a page on our website that is private so only people told about it can access it and every week I have to explain that I can hide a page from menus but not from google

Uh oh a place opened up on Dundas called Katsu & Salmon. They only serve two things: salmon, and katsu in different combinations. They have come for ME as these are two of my biggest weaknesses and I need to try it ASAP

Me: hi IT, marketing cloud is giving me this wild error IT: we have fixed it, it was a known bug Me, going back into marketing cloud: can’t wait to get past that error!! The error:

Ontarians re: Doug ford @ other Canadians

Building OPs: we will provide two boxes for all your belongings ahead of the move. Let us know today if you need more. They will arrive while you aren’t here. Me: how would I know if they are or aren’t enough???? Me, arriving a week later: ah. I only needed half a box.

dad's flight was cancelled because toronto got 35 cm of snow in 24 hours which means costco + swiss chalet tomorrow is cancelled 😭😭😭😭😭 if I go in tomorrow and my boss is not there, I am leaving at lunch in tears over my lost (delayed) costco trip

White people using whiteness to combat white supremacy is key to defeating white supremacy.

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

If someone needs shelter and a warm meal, City shelters can help. Walk-ins welcome 📍 Metro Hall (55 John St) 📍 136 Spadina Rd (near Dupont) 📍 12 Holmes Ave, North York 📍 885 Scarborough Golf Club Rd 📍 Mitchell Field CC (89 Church Ave, North York) ℹ️ For updates: www.facebook.com/share/17uWHB...

Me: coworker 1 is on six weeks of vacation and coworker 2 is away with no return date yet so it's just me Former coworker M: so it's fine because you always do the work of three or more people right? Me: haha it's actually really nice not managing their fights, everything is easy for once

opening the gates in animal crossing in case anyone is playing

Me, too, traffic cone. Me, too.

Courtney: I don't like Salad King (local Thai restaurant) Me: hmmm Me: if I order ahead can you pick it up for me anyway? C: yes Me, eating my delicious Siam Noodles: C: C: C: C: if I get a small bowl can I have some

watson is big mad that my sweater isn't a blanket. Keeps trying to paw his way inside my sleeves.

I do have to use a very little AI at work and I need you to know it only fucks up every single time. Me: please smooth out this (white) woman’s frizzy hair AI: replace her with three black women, got it boss Me: please cover this man’s bald spot with more hair AI: add bigger bald spots and text OK

they should sell cool ranch seasoning for popcorn

artist's rendition of how and where watson chose to stand while I was watching tv

Pretty hard to look serious and busy when you’re downing one of these bad boys at your desk

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

I thought someone opened cat food can but it was just onion soup. Please respect my privacy in this difficult time

We have a shitty RTO mandate like everyone else and I’m moving offices. I was told I’d get a private office. Fam it is an open air cube with high walls. Everyone will have to sit through all of my calls, because the headphone jack on my laptop doesn’t seem to work. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS.

The Don which sounds like a mafia thing but actually features in a BNL song you probably love

me: hmm I went a little wild on groceries this week, next week I gotta be more frugal Youtube: based on your data we are serving you ads about how to charter a yacht for a fun adventure what about my money almost all going to vet bills and books says "get this girl on a yacht"

Hunted for watson for like 15 minutes, got sweaty. Shouting his name. This fucker was napping behind some hanging clothes on a duvet that was folded in such a way that he could flop back against the wall and not be visible. WATSON.

Do sports broadcasters know that part of the reason people hate sports broadcasts is the constant sports betting ads bs (related to last reskeet)

no seriously, they’re shilling online gambling during the Golden Globes broadcast

First three attempts at Jumbotron in several years and we are rusty! But not bad! I’m trying some new stuff that could pay off later but for now means I keep dying and c&j need to high five revive me 😅

last night friend M and I stayed up to try and watch the end of GDQ (we failed) but she was telling me about how she's working on setting up her new bullet journal for 2026. I am not a journal person so everything she said was a surprise but none more than this:

absolutely insane to know a canadian PLANNING to go back and forth from the USA multiple times over the next few months. You want to cross the border?????? I promise winter is not that bad here, certainly not worth arrest or murder

🏁TIME🏁 #AGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,443,414 for @preventcancer.org! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support!! See you all next time at #SGDQ2026!! We are SO BACK!!!!!!!

Read what you want, darlings, but it's odd when books that happen to feature sex are treated as radioactive and those about murder are treated as general interest.

I joined a mailing list for studies on people with aphantasia and filling out the most recent study I was like pft who would this even apply to??? and then realized: probably people who don't have aphantasia (they give you a range of answers and some of them are wild - to me)

When Bestie stayed with me over christmas they made some wild smoothie every morning and mixed in these different powders from bulk barn. Since they've left I've been trying the smoothie breakfast life (4 Yogi Evive cubes, one whole banana, high-protein/low carb milk) and loving it.

It’s the last day of AGDQ, a video game speedrunning marathon raising money for the Prevent Cancer Foundation. I love how queer, femme, and trans-inclusive this event is every year and we’re doing great work. You can donate here: gamesdonequick.com/donate

New year new book recs if you, like me, are in the otome isekai trenches:

I am seen

VINDICATION! a wip I've been following has updated for the first time in like TWO YEARS

70 Star Relay is off to a great start! #AGDQ2026

Video on my feed Woman: Maybe this is just for Toronto people Me: I'm listening W: I live in the suburbs and every day of December my GO train has been late Me: so you are not included in the Toronto people Me: keep our name out of your mouth, suburbs

was waiting for an elevator and saw a little girl in a dress the exact same unusual colour as mine. LG, to my neighbour who is a mom: who IS that? I'm you from the future, smol child

I just filled this out and boy do I have strong opinions about how much I do not need "AI" on my Discord experience.

It's 9 am, do you know where MK is? No, because she has already stripped the bed and thrown it all in the wash, cleaned the floors, gotten groceries, taken out the trash and recycling, medicated the boy, made a smoothie, and is ready for a vet appointment

boss: you have a great memory! me: I can't remember important things but I remember a lot of pokemon types boss: well... my nephew would think that's what's important

whenever they say exercise gives you energy i want to know who the fuck they mean because i swam at lunch and I am so eepy

there is a prolific light novelist/mangaka named kotoko and every time I have picked up a random title and adored it, I check the name after and it's her. Like every time. I need the major english publishers to just buy her entire catalogue please.