We are still in the first year of the Trump Presidency

the family laughed when I posted my own pic on the wall as EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. they laughed again when I posted the cat's pic. they laughed less when I posted the youngest child's pic. now the real games begin.

popularize normal posting

happy friday the 13th to all who celebrate ♥️♥️♥️

any of the almost 40M California citizens could've told them this

Make TV seasons longer. I am not a crackpot. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

the jetpack scene in Jingle All the Way is really where the film begins to disrespect its audience

wait, are you telling me all I have to do to get a mandatory 3 days off from work is change the tone of all my suicide and self-harm jokes

always funny to me when MAGA claims someone's crime is "lying to the American people"

hi, it's me, I'm the basic bitch, it's me

I'm sorry, they pay me by the hour to work, not to care

Spotify's audiobook page is nice enough to present the question of "do you have problems overthinking and making decisions?" with 4,000 possible options to choose from

"excellent work, soldier. the official story will be be shot himself in his bunker."

goddamn, I have been thinking about this all day

RETVRN

men, I don't know which of you needs to hear this, but she doesn't want cash, fame, or parties. what she wants is the hoodie you've been sleeping in for the last three days and for you to cut her sandwich into triangles. that's it. that's the cheat code.

Superman delivering toys, stops a C-grade villain from robbing a bank or something, and then the villain helps Supes deliver the rest of the toys

family picture time

Literally every parent at multiple points between ages two and 13:

an actual solid pick

dreamt that I was watching an Amazon or Netflix show adapted from a story of mine and it was extremely validating. I've in no way actually written what was being produced, nor does it make a lick of sense, but extremely validating nonetheless.

this might actually radicalize me

totes awk

I wanna go to a renn faire dressed as marty mcfly