fidel castro assassination attempt tierlist

monty python's flying circus: the original asdfmovie

tis the season

one fic peeve is when people say pupils shrink when scared. false. pupils shrink when you are coked up. pupils grow when scared

jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares jeff bridges: hwehre am i trent reznor and atticus ross:

if i told a third grader my favorite band has smash hits like "piggy" "eraser" "reptile" "wish" and "hurt" they would call me juvenile and say do they have a song about the colors of the rainbow too

you'd think self identified irish americans wouldn't put any stock in blood quantum but it apparently only matters when you are white

pitbull raps like he's enjoying life

does michael rosen know that we all love him and he's very special

i feel very unsafe. maybe if i slaughter everybody in the outgroup i will feel less unsafe

im glad tumblr exists so i can say the things there that would get me swatted like a cranefly here

Friends Sort Of Concerned About Hero's Eagerness To Sever Their Hand

new FILM THEORY pink diamond is princess diana

cumton

ohhh because it's pride month tomorrow

song of unhealing would kind of make an incredible jazz standard

gary i need comms

lucy letbys defense team should be taken by the throat and turned inside out around their digestive tract

Glow Week Day 6 Gift Steven won a prize at the carnival game he played and gives it to Connie as a gift 🥰 #stevenuniverse #glowweek #glowweek2 #connverse #honeycrispau #conniemaheswaran

making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief

never really thought about this scene in steven universe too deeply before but god it really is just your closest friend since time immemorial casually showing you a perfect simulacrum of their mutilated corpse like "hey check this out"

now that i'm less than clueless on organic chem im gonna watch nilered fumble that étard reaction again

"would i fuck myself" yes. i am a massive catch.

cartoon network let rebecca sugar kill that teenager onscreen but a lesbian wedding was over the line

an "ax" is for wood. and an "axe" is for flesh

its with a heavy heart that i admit steven universe has got me once again

her name should have been sophie hater because that's what she did that whole doggone book

beth shapiro is hilarious for talking about the morphological species concept like it applies at all to colossal shit. put aside that there are myriad reasons not to follow that concept for a second. it should at least follow, uh, morphology?

actually incredible

Golden Experience Requiem and Burning Down The House Vastly different stands with the same stats #jjba

the barenaked ladies look exactly like id expect the band that made one week to look only instead of two of them there are five

the way 5000 years of mourning could have been avoided if someone tried to find and assemble pink diamonds pieces only to discover that they form the cast of a closed fist

bsky discover keeps showing me fan blogs for tv shows that were popular in 2021 that i don't give a fuck about how do i make it not do that

gaster underwent meiosis. he's just a barr body now

calling my boyfriend ridiculous pet names for nefarious reasons (it makes him laugh)

mark my fucking words perjurer i will make absolutely sure the tradition of getting freaky in the kennywood dark ride isn't put to rest

why are they called casualties. it's not casual at all it's horrific

if jacks films hasnt dressed up in a 3 piece suit and sunglases what is he waiting for

i feel like posting this again

pokemon petrichor and pokemon wet concrete

ANOTHER 12 TRILLION TO AVISTAN

by the way anyone who'd like to read #transgender #stevenuniverse #fanfiction do i have the thing for you. and if you wouldn't i dont know. weave a basket archiveofourown.org/works/631564...

forgot to post this drawring i made for my teddy bear 💖 #stevenuniverse #stevenuniversepearl #pearlstevenuniverse #artistsonbluesky #blueskyart #pearl #art #stevenuniverseart #holographic

the mixed race inadequacy leaving my body once a european reminds me they're european

still waiting for paizo to make goddamn anything in south arcadia i hate this game. in the meanwhile check out my quechua and aymara vizcacha and dart frog. the rob you blind brothers

i realized who jacksfilms reminds me of. he's like a budget hugo weaving

majoras mask 3d was so funny. hey guys we finally got a swimming system for 3d water levels that everyone doesn't loathe wholeheartedly. and yeah uh for the remake let's just completely neuter it. let's make it impossible to use without pissing magic

giving my bdsm partner the "odin treatment" where i just tie them up and leave em there for a couple days

sometimes the server gets into conversations about people being wrong about media and i get to make hyperspecific pictures like this

in the show peridot is averse to fusing and in the comics lapis is averse to fusing. i call whatever they have "unlabeled chilling"